Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

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How would things have been different if Blair had spent the night in Chuck's suite instead of going home after their infamous limo ride? Season 1 slightly rewritten from "Seventeen Candles." CB, TV Universe. 'A Thin Line...' in progress! Chapter 8 is AC!

Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!

In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...

AU. A cold day in New York City, a chance meeting. Tike.

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Emma didn't really believe in the curse until it broke. When your world sprouts dragons, and your skin is glowing with magic, and Mr Gold is prancing around in skintight leather, sometimes, the craziest explanation is the only one that make sense.

After 372 years, another young man has been gifted with the power of fire after the crimson moon. Can thirteen young people and their new talents come together and protect each other from harm? Sci-fi!Puckleberry, Klaine, Finncedes, Chang-squared & More

A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.

Her spirit burns too bright for even the Dragon to snuff out. Now, what awaits her on this strange moon she has forsaken her own kind to save? A TrudyXOC "after" fic.

Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

The war is over, and Hermione begins laying plans for her future. Little does she expect that following her dreams will take her directly into the viper's nest. DH Epilogue ignored.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Sequel of 'The Apprentice and the Necromancer'. Virtual penny dreadful with many short episodes. SS/HG. Hurt/Comfort. Romance. Horror. X–over. On hiatus until further notice.

Kamiya Kaoru finds herself ensnared in a war between immortal where the rules no longer apply. Trapped by a fanged, amber-eyed man who has not only claimed her, but dominance over her soul, her body and possibly her heart. Darkfic. Re-Posted.

Before all the turmoil, before Jason Bourne was turned upside down by memory and made into a target, he and Nicky Parsons were colleagues, constantly testing the waters around each other. This is her story. Please note the necessary ratings change.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

He doesn't expect Rachel to be good at poker, and there's no way he's going to let her beat him. Turns out that when the stakes are high, Puck comes to play. "Whoever loses has to be the other's slave."

V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!

Somewhere between coffee at Dean and Deluca and riding the Staten Island Ferry just for fun, he starts to think that it actually makes a lot of sense for the two of them to end up going rogue the week after graduation. Puck/Rachel future fic.

She’s drawn to the mirror like a moth to a flame. Enthralled and disgusted at the same time. And silently she succumbs to the daily routine... They’re lying, and therefore she doesn’t have to feel guilty. B/C pairing, starts around ep. 14

This world was a world that breathed. Here he was far away from a broken pair of legs and a future filled with dead worlds and dead dreams. Here he learned to truly live once more.

No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.

McCoy's position as CMO gives him new information about Jim's past, and a new responsibility for his welfare. Shows the development of relationships between the crew just after the Narada incident until the Enterprise returns home. Re-edited and expanded.

Serena/Tripp. "They've gotten so good at missing their chances, after all."

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.

Chuck and Blair learn the ropes of the sadomasochistic arts with the help of Bart's dominatrix. Follows episodes 2.12 - 2.17 so far. Explicit content ABSOLUTELY NOT APPROPRIATE for younger readers. Rating: Mature/NC

While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.

She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ

No Spoilers. Series of one shots. Mild-Heavy smut warning. Rated M for sexual situations and swearing. B/C, a kitchen table, and the throwing down of gauntlets.

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

Blair can't be the girl her father wants but she can be the person she's always been meant to be.

*COMPLETED* Set in current season 2- Blair and Chuck spend a rainy weekend together in a hotel room, trying to decide where the battle lines are drawn now and what it means to be somewhere in between. Ship- Blair/Chuck- please read and review!

She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.

The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU

The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.

ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS

COMPLETE. Post 2.05. When Blair wakes, the last thing she can remember is falling asleep the night Serena came back to New York. But apparently it’s 18 months later. She’s no longer Nate’s girlfriend, Serena is remorseful, & Chuck Bass… is in love with he

She and Chuck had always been separated by a very thin line. After the night when, inspired by heartbreak, champagne, and lust, they had crossed that line it was clear that she had never meant to be with anybody else.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK

PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series

Oneshot. Pepper has a choice to make after a pretty memorable event. Stay tuned for the prequel.

Blair doesn’t care if she and Chuck are spotted tumbling out of a closet at some random party, disheveled appearances and glowing skin. She doesn’t care if the zip on her vintage Armani dress is damaged because of Chuck’s eager, shaky hands...

Post-Eclipse. The wedding. "To her, I’m just Edward, and I’m seventeen, and it’s as if no time at all has passed since I became what I am, because she is here now to help me mark the time with her." One shot ECBS.

TV-version He loves her red tights. He’s not sure how a piece of clothing can evoke a feeling he didn’t even think he was capable of having, and honestly he doesn’t care. what could have happened if the CB makeout session in 1x10 hadn’t been interrupted

Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.

Yuffie tried to let it go. She really did, but some wounds just don’t close and she just kept pouring on in that salt. Yuffentine. Kingdom Hearts.

Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.

A series of ficlets of missing scenes from the movie from different points of view. Mostly focused on the relationship between Link and Tracy, also featuring Corny and Maybelle, with a dash of Penny and Seaweed.

A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.

Some things are just unavoidable. Years after the vision, Hitomi picks up the tarot cards again to once again find herself spinning in the wheel of fate. Then, at college, she meets a young man who looks exactly like Van Fanel...

Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.

Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...

Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.

Determined to punish Haldir for toying with her sister’s affections, Elanor undertakes to teach him a lesson. Will she succeed? Or will Haldir turn the tables on her? COMPLETE

COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]

The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.

Jayne and River work on reconciling after his betrayal. Set after the events of “Ariel.” JayneRiver

AU Paire. “Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.” Living with Claire teaches Peter the difference between real love and infatuation.

Jim receives a gift the day after Christmas. And then another one the next day. And again for the 10 days after. Is it a joke, or has his True Love come forward?

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.

Former oneshot extended due to good reviews. On the cusp of a relationship, Troy and Gabriela find something unexpected that they have in common and use it to further their fledgling singing careers.

Because that's what Mac's all about saving innocent boots from drowning and drinking tequila with Weevil. Well, okay, the tequila was Weevil's idea.

Dick actually attends a class for once, and Mac just can’t stop mocking him. Oneshot.

Completely complete. A retelling of the Phantom's story designed to satisfy the most tender, Romantic heart. EC, novellength.

He heard the sirens before he saw the lights. This is the summer after the fact, and they’re finding their own way to cope. Dick and Mac take a road trip. Complete.

Different take on what might have happened between Evey and V in the time they had together.

Begins before the night with Lilliman. Evey and V stumble across the threshold of each other, not only unable to prevent it but unable to stop. Love could be the end of everything... Soul, take thy risk. Complete.

A collection of Pam and Jim, Jam, PB&J, whatever you want to call them, oneshots.

19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.

IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.

Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.

The night after Jaye and Eric's reconciliation in Caged Bird, those damn things start talking again.

Kinda dark, kinda dirty. Jayne and River. Complete.

Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.

A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV

While setting down on Jayne’s home world things go from messed up to screwed up for Jayne, River, and the crew of Serenity.

Where Jayne goes, River always follows.

Jess tries, and Chilton accepts. It's all he has to offer her, so he keeps on trying. Begins partway through season one: Jess arrived earlier. Literati.

COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t

A vignette based on the work of Lia Fail. While on vacation with Peter, Kitty Pryde runs into someone she hoped never to meet again.

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Future Lit. Late nights, warmed up food, a shoebox apartment. She wouldn’t have it any other way. complete

Following the events in the Department of Mysteries in "Order of the Phoenix," Hermione pays Ron a visit in his sickroom, only to discover the Ron she's known is lost in the mind of a madman. Can she help bring him back? RHr

COMPLETE! Now a few vignettes. Draco and Ginny share opinions and become friends. Started as a non-romance, just a few minutes in their lives, but the plot (there's a plot) seems to be thickening.

A chance encounter tangles Ginny Weasley's life with that of the most unlikely of people - Draco Malfoy.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side

Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!

PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!

NH fluff - Haley and Nathan "study" for an upcoming math quiz.

[Updated Chapter 8] After The Escape, Summer gets a little help from her friends. SethSummer RyanMarissa

COMPLETE Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and come up with a plan of action. RH and DG

He would hate me until the end of the world..." What exactly happened when Char received Ella's letter? My first Ella fic. Enjoy.

A reluctant Jareth recounts for the court of the Fae what happened with Sarah.

Harry finally opens his eyes and sees the love that's been waiting for him all this time. Is it too late?

Elizabeth's dream was to be Will's wife. The reality is not what she had expected. Takes place morning after the wedding night.

Dawn goes to live with her father in LA and must learn to live without her sister. Strange coincidences lead her to meet an interesting person. Dawn/Connor

In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.

Willow's cat went missing. Ever wonder what happened to her?

"I didn’t know that love wasn’t always gentle, that it could claw its way into you and make you bleed even as you feel the happiest." (D/G, strong sexual themes)

*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.

Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)

The students at Point Place High knew senior year meant changes. They just weren't prepared for how many there actually would be.

COMPLETE - Chloe and Whitney deal with what it's like to be far too human in the presence of a would-be Superman and his ideal lady love.

Inspired by The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face challenge on WIKTT- but doesn't meet all the requirements. Severus sees his child for the first time. Short, and complete!

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**

River redefines forgiveness. J/R

RW/HG-- Hermione begins to see Ron in a new light.... ***Author's Note Added! Please Read!!***

The aftermath of Ariel... [River/Jayne]

River has picked up a bad habit... [Jayne/River] (kinda)

Sarah and Jareth meet in the Oubliette, but it isn't called 'a little place of forgetting' for nothing.

In which Ginny and Riddle have as civilized a conversation as possible, among other things.

Sarah is bullied at school. The bullies get more than they bargained for.

COMPLETE...(books 1-34) A farce loosely based around, not on, Shakespear's Twelfth Night. DracoGinny (what else)

COMPLETE...(books 1-34) Draco needs help with Herbology; Ginny needs help with Harry. They agree to help one another, but sometimes what we want isn't what we need. PG 13 for two curse words.

Ron is rather bored in History of Magic and decides to pass Hermione a note.

In a world where the general consensus is that swords are made to kill, how do you explain something so utterly different as Kamiya Kasshin Ryu?

COMPLETE...(books 1-3)The end of Ginny's sixth year. Snape asks her to be his student assistant next year, but she must be trained by Draco. Will she be able to stand it?

Three months after 'Hannibal.' - Follows canon. Clarice Starling is sent to China to pursue Dr. Lecter, but finds herself captured instead.. (Some parts may parallel the Thornbirds)

Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.

Set: Ten years after the movie. Jareth decides it's time to fetch his bride, but convincing her of it is not going to be easy!

Movieverse; Scott and Rogue try to make Logan and Jean jealous; L/R, with hints of S/R