[Thinking how to start this bio] Hello. [Sighs while shaking head] That was pretty stupid. [Bites nails while thinking for a better introduction] My mother used to say that “Introductions are for people who wanted to be judged/stereotyped the second the one is introduced.” So I’ll just get the niceties over. ^_^. My name is Water Petal; I am 21 years old college undergraduate who loves to read. I have been reading Harry Potter Fan fiction for over a year. Like the usual critics I am here for reading and reviewing all kinds of smut fiction. I will not be writing any I’m sorry to say but I will be available to critique, grammar/spell check, and just plain ol’ musing if need be. For all of NC-17 writers who have stumbled onto this bio, e-mail me your work and I will give you my honest opinion. I will emphasize because most of the smut swimming around is rather poorly done. I have no objections to any ship. {Cough-cough} DM/HG forever!! {Cough-cough}. Starting the 4th of February, I will be reviewing everything that is mailed to me and fire them back to you as soon as possible. I will not tolerate bad writers and will flame your ass for all its worth if you should waste my time. For those who actually have that ability to write I can be a good supporter. Which writer are you?

Water Petal

Smut Connoisseur