My Halloween story for this year - it's early but I'm excited! :-) While crashing Jonathan Crane's Halloween party early, Joker puts his own spin on his favorite Halloween movie, "Ghostbusters."

The title is a literal one ;-) Joker tells his daughter the story of "The Little Mermaid," Joker-style, of course. The story stars Little Mermaid Harley and her love, the Clown Prince, for whom she gives up her life under the sea with her fellow Gotham City Sirens, much to their dismay.

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.

Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)

Fluffy one-shot: Joker has trouble sleeping and Harley tries to find a way to help him with that.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part II is a tale of medieval England, where Arkham Forest in Nottinghamshire is the home of the notorious outlaw Robbin' Joker and his band of Merry Men...

Vicki Vale fears her career as a reporter has stagnated, and in an act of desperation, asks the Joker for an interview. Her search for the perfect scoop quickly gets out of hand as Vale soon finds herself way over her head, and on the wrong side of the Joker's irrationally jealous and psychotic girlfriend, Harley Quinn.

My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Jonathan Crane's wife asks Harley Quinn to babysit their kids so she and her husband can spend the weekend at a romantic couples retreat. Harley agrees, tired of having to beg the Joker for romance, which infuriates the Joker enough to book the two of them into the same retreat. What could possibly go wrong? ;-) Happy V-Day, everyone!

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...

My take on how Joker and Harley would react to the events in the Suicide Squad and New 52 universe in general. (I am not a fan of the Suicide Squad, or the New 52 universe in general! XD) When Amanda Waller comes to recruit Harley, she is foiled by Joker, and vows to make him suffer until Harley agrees to join the Suicide Squad. And so she sends Deadshot to Gotham...

My holiday-themed story for this year. Apologies for it being late, but I was on vacation for Christmas! After a meeting with Lex Luthor, the Joker begins to question whether he's lost his touch as a supervillain, and receives a visit from a guardian Bat-angel to reveal his life is pretty wonderfully crazy after all.

A story based on the events in "Deathstroke #58," where Joker receives a letter from a little girl and ends up doing something heroic. His rare act of heroism comes back to haunt him ten years later, when the child he rescued grows up to adore him, a fact that Harley Quinn is not at all pleased by. Thanks to Lilpixiegirl2511 for the suggestion! :-)

I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...

A new initiative to re-integrate the Arkham inmates into society sees the Joker, Two-Face, and Poison Ivy all performing community service at the Iceberg Lounge, under the watchful eye of the Penguin. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to xQEAx for the suggestion! :-)

Apologies for this being a day late - I keep unintentionally going away on Mark's birthday! XD My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy belated 64th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)

Jervis Tetch gets his hands on alien technology which allows him to manipulate the fabric of reality on a subatomic level. An accident involving said technology has unintended, and potentially disastrous consequences when The Joker and Bruce Wayne find themselves trapped in each other's bodies...

In honor of Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you! :-) A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…The Justice Empire has mandated themselves rulers of the galaxy, and have attempted to unite the universe under their own brand of galactic peace and order. The universe's only hope for liberty lies in an unlikely group of rogues to unite and restore freedom to the galaxy…

The Dark Knight Trilogy vs. The Arkham Saga or "What happens when you put the Dark Knight trilogy characters in the same room with their Arkham Saga Game counterparts?"

This takes place during Season 3 Episode 2. It's my take on what might have happened between Brienne and Jaime if they hadn't been disturbed on the bridge. WARNING: Non-consensual spanking of an adult male by his female captor.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

Just in time for Valentine's Day, another alternate universe story of a young Harleen Quinzel and an older Jack Napier, and how their lives and love came together. :-) Thanks to everyone who asked for another in this series! Enjoy!

The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.

After the events in the Justice League episode of the same name, the Joker finds himself transported to an alternate universe where the Justice Lords rule with a tight fist and lobotomize all who oppose their will.

I just can't stop writing these! XD For those of you who have asked for another installment, here's yet another alternate universe story about the gangster Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel :-)

The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.

Suggested by Arlene and MinaHarkerBlack, who asked me to do more with Jeannie Napier, yet another alternate universe story where a young Harleen Quinzel meets the gangster Jack Napier, changing both of their lives forever. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

When Batman is bitten by a vampire, it falls to the Joker to keep him from drinking anyone's blood, before the whole undead thing becomes permanent. For the multiple choice contest, following the prompts "Vampires" and "Batman in my Basement." Two parts. I'm really proud of it, so please tell me what you think! Thank you!

The Joker takes over management of the Joker's Wild casino and seems to run it as a legitimate business, much to Batman's annoyance. Meanwhile, Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, and Jervis Tetch attempt to prove once and for all who Batman's most intelligent rival is, by concocting a complicated scheme to rob the casino.

Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)

Suggested by Zireh, yet another alternative universe story about the first meeting between Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel. Thank you for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

When Batman finally breaks, he locks the Joker with him in an attempt to break the clown. Bruce Wayne wakes up every morning with little to no memories of the night before. Harleen Quinzel, a top psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, attempts to track down the Joker with Girlfriend Pamela Isley, who is becoming more and more suspicious of her employer, Bruce Wayne.

The Joker is depressed at being locked in Arkham Asylum for the holiday season, but discovers that there's still plenty to smile about, especially at this time of year. Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

Shiore-Hikaru suggested I write a Thanksgiving story where Harley Quinn's parents come to visit her at Arkham and meet the Joker, so I did. After all, if family doesn't save us from the madhouse, it drives us to it! ;-) Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! :-)

After Jervis Tetch rehabilitates himself, he returns to Arkham Asylum as a sane man to try to help his friend Jonathan Crane. It may yet be that the former Mad Hatter needs the Scarecrow's help more, however, when an unexpected visitor throws Tetch's newly sane world back into madness.

A one-shot prequel to my story "Nevermore." I hadn't intended to write it, but lostsoul512 gave me the suggestion, and the more I thought about the scenario of the Arkham inmates in a dancing competition, the more irresistible the idea was, so thank you! :-) Enjoy!

Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)

MinaHarkerBlack suggested I write another story involving the gangster Jack Napier and the sweet and innocent Harleen Quinzel, so I did. :-) Thanks for the suggestion, and enjoy!

"Everyone has seen the Joker laugh. Harley is the only one who has seen him cry." And here's the story of why. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for SazzyWesty for the (mini) Riddler/Joker war ;-)

Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.

Jonathan Crane reveals to Jervis Tetch that he knew Harleen Quinzel long before she became Harley Quinn - she was his student at Gotham University. The two developed a close professional relationship, and Crane hoped for a closer personal one, until the day Harley takes up an internship at Arkham Asylum, and crosses paths with the Joker.

The Joker, along with Two-Face, goes on a business trip to Las Vegas, leaving Harley to try to emotionally cope with his absence. Needless to say, she doesn't cope very well. Thanks to animalfries12 for the book suggestions :-)

An alternate universe story, in which a young Dr. Harleen Quinzel crosses paths with the gangster Jack Napier, a meeting which will forever change the course of both of their lives. Huge thanks to Harlequinader for suggesting it - wishing you a very happy birthday for the 20th of March! :-)

When Harley Quinn is removed from his life, the Joker is forced to consider why he misses his favorite punchline, and why the jokes that are Harley and Batman matter so much to him.

Joker's wild and crazy schemes and volatile relationship with Harley Quinn seen through the eyes of one of his long-suffering and loyal henchman, Rocco. A henchman's lot is not a happy one.

After once again being put second to Batman, Harley Quinn uses the services of a fortune teller to give her a glimpse of her future if she stays with Mr. J. She discovers that all her daydreams come true...sort of. The future's never quite how you expect it to be.

When a new, incredibly attractive female psychiatrist starts to analyze the Joker, Harley Quinn can't help being jealous, especially since rumors start to circulate among the inmates about the two being more than doctor and patient. Harley tries to assure herself that her Clown Prince is faithful, but begins to wonder if she's just crazy for having faith in him after all.

Seven years have passed since the war against Voldemort, and Severus has not been able to let go of his bitterness. He might need a bit of otherworldly help...

Jervis Tetch invents a machine to create alternate realities of the mind. He accidentally creates one where the Joker is erased from existence, and the Clown Prince of Crime is forced to experience how different Gotham would be without him in it.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

Harley narrates how a Valentine's Day surprise from the Joker is ruined because of her and Batman.

Batman and the Joker return to their respective homes after a fight with each other. And Alfred and Harley Quinn both have different ideas on what makes them a hero.

Assassination attempts on the lives of Gotham City's most eccentric criminals drive them to desperate measures - namely, banding together against their common enemies. Will the supervillains be able to set aside their differences for the greater good of bad?

Something happens between the Joker and Poison Ivy which the Joker thinks is hilarious. But Harley Quinn doesn't find it very funny at all.

Poison Ivy invents a masterful scheme for getting back at the Joker - spreading the rumor that Harley told her he's in love with Batman. Joker avenges himself upon her by driving a wedge between her and Harley the only way he can think of - by making it appear Ivy is in love with him.

Just a look into a typical day in the life of Harley Quinn and her relationship with the Clown Prince of Crime.

Neither the Joker nor Poison Ivy have seen Harley Quinn in the past three days. Both are concerned about her in their own way, and they form an uneasy truce in order to find her.

The Joker is in a bad mood. Harley Quinn tries to cheer him up, but naturally makes a mess of things instead. And Poison Ivy understands for the first time what can only be described as their evil love.

The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out again. Poison Ivy, tired of the endless cycle, tries to make Harley stand up to him, and, surprisingly, it works. Harley dumps him, which Joker doesn't find very funny.

Joker wakes up from a nightmare of his past and Harley tries to comfort him. Just a typical night in their relationship.

It's Harley Quinn's birthday party, and the only guests who could make it are the Joker and Poison Ivy. What could possibly go wrong?

Harley defending her relationship from her point of view. I just got tired of reading about how she was a stupid victim of the Joker's, and so decided to write her own perspective on the "Mad Love" story. Based on the comic/TV episode of the same name.

It takes a special person to rise from the ashes. It takes an even more demented one to recognize it as the worst possible punch line in the history of the world. A short Joker vignette, with Origin Story flavoring added. Contains traces of Nolanverse Joker. One-shot, ficlet, no pairings.

When a man finds himself in the clutches of the Joker, what chance does he have of surviving? And what will he learn about himself?

Like looking in a mirror. One-shot, poem, no pairings.

The endless loop in which they're caught. One-shot, poem, no pairings.

Committed to you, my dear. One-shot, Poem, one-sided and heavily implied Joker/Batman.

Oh, but you never see reason, do you? Not once do you ever listen to what I have to say... One-shot, poem. Very light shades of slash if you squint, I suppose, but no pairings otherwise.

The Joker speaks to his partner. One-shot, poem sonnet-like . No pairings, despite the characters involved and what you might have thought at first.

Sometime before the release of Batman: Arkham City, iconic Joker voice actor Mark Hamill stated that the Joker's appearance in said game would be the last time he lent his voice to the villain. And the developers apparently stuck to it in-game. For that, this poem. One-shot, no pairings, and a bit Meta. Just a little tribute to the Joker I grew up with.

The fool blindly trusts reality. The trickster laughs at it. Poem, one-shot. No pairings.

Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman

What happens when yet another secret society organization tries to take down Batman? Will the Joker come to his aid, or will they both succumb to the Court of Owls.

James Hook is miserable...his past explains why. RATED M FOR DARK THEMES! a brief mention of Pirates of the Carribbean is in this story

Harley Quinn on her and the Joker. NOT a romantic fic, even though it kind of starts out like one. And yes, this fic was based on an actual dream I had once. OneShot, Joker/Harley obviously.

Slight rewrite of end of chapter 21 guys. Check it out. Beginning directly where we left him in "The Dark Knight", the Joker's journey through Gotham's legal system, and eventually Arkham Asylum, where supposedly they give as good as he does.

For years, Batman has endured the Joker's madness, somehow maintaining his code of morality. But when the lunatic strikes out to test the strength of those convictions, how long will it be before the Dark Knight can endure no more? Rated M for violence.

Gotham, interrupted: The Joker won, and Batman's nowhere in sight. These are three short stories that tell the tale of the downfall of a broken city. Put on your goggles class, it's going to be volatile. Allegory, One-shot, A/U. No pairings.

You meet the strangest people on the city bus... One-Shot, no pairings.

The Joker was once a boy. And while the world around him thought him odd, he too thought exactly the same of them. Rated M for language and acts of violence.

Right place. Right time. Wrong person. What is it like to die laughing? An experiment with multiple things and an answering of certain questions. One-shot, no pairings.

What happens when the Joker plays a prank on Mr. Zsasz? Long one-shot.

There are things far worse than death, & the Joker knows every single one of them. There are hells worse than Hell & monsters worse than those beneath the bed. Brandon Cassidy is about to experience all three. Oneshot, Twisted!Joker. M for torture & gore.

The Narrows, Gotham City. Add one Agent of Chaos and one beautiful woman with a cruel streak, throw in the right time and place, and mix well. The result... might not quite be what you'd expect. Joker/OC, with a twist. Rated T for strong language.

She only wanted the man of her dreams. Instead, she got the monster of her nightmares. Rated M for strong sexual language, violence, and rape. NOT a girl-is-raped-and-falls-for-Joker story by ANY stretch of the imagination. NOT for kids.

Irene White, a trained nurse and Gotham's newest unfortunate resident, saves the life of a car crash victim. Oh, but of course there's a catch - he's the most dangerous criminal in Gotham, the Joker. How's that for a sick joke? Brief Harley Quinn cameo.

Here at quite possibly the end of all things, the madman is singing and Alice fears catching a cold. Very brief oneshot for Burton's Alice, based on the battle scenes in the trailer. Alice, Hatter.

The Joker's finally completed Ms. Quinn's transformation, and she out in the world with him for the first time. Harley is finally getting a dose of what The Joker's ACTUALLY like and seeing what it truly means to be in his world. Sequel to "For You".

A short sequel to my story "Dangerous Discussions". Dr. Bartholomew has decided only he can safely hold sessions with The Joker as his psychiatrist, but has even he bitten off more then he can chew?

The Joker as a synesthete. A slightly A/U take on Ledger Joker as a character and an exercise into synesthesia as a literary device. Shades of Batman/Joker slash if you really squint, but other than that no pairings, especially since I don't write slash.

Yet another take on Harley Quinn's origin story, but hopefully with some fresh, new interpritations and twists. I will be adding one chapter a week. Hope you enjoy! Rated Mature for some scenes of graphic violence.

The Joker discusses his opinions on taking Life, the lack of Liberty, and the Pursuit of Madness. Rated for language.

The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.

Batman's faced with a problem he can't solve, and he's forced to turn to the one person he hoped he'd never have to for help.

Batman has a conversation with The Joker about his life and who he was before he became the madman he is, hoping to better understand his greatest enemy. Instead, he's left more perplexed then he's ever been before.

It's the clothing that makes the man. Or, in this case, the clown prince of crime. One-Shot, with shades of Drabble.

Joker POV. The shrinks at Arkham decide it would be therapeutic for the Joker to take up writing. This is the result.

A psychiatrist at Arkham learns just how dangerous is can be to treat The Joker.

One night in Gotham, a group of impostors set out to help their city's Dark Knight - and failed. One met a grisly fate at the hands of a laughing nightmare. These are his final words. Rated T for obvious dark subject matter and violence. One-Shot.

A short story told from the perspective of The Joker, involving Batman and the orderlies at Arkham Asylum.

A Joker limerick. You expected anything less from me? XD

His past is not what he says it is. His past is, in fact, far more strange and terrifying... A possible origin for the Joker. NOT another Abusive Family or Mobbed Wife story, I promise. I wrote this to counteract that. Obviously going to get pretty brutal

Did you know that Jingle Bells has four verses? Well, I decided the Joker's version deserved four verses too. Now if I could only get Mark Hamill to sing it... Merry X-Mas, everybody.

“Hm…” The Joker licked his lips in thought, breathing heavily between his harsh laughter. “Do you have any… Grapes?”

A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.

The cast of Les Miz is forced to perform Les Miz. Characters are given different parts so as to get different points of view but mostly they just make fun of each other.