BACK AGAIN

PISTOFF'S BACK

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Yes, after departing FFN in a rage of fury and obscenity, I've come back. Some of you may remember me, most of you won't. I am Pistoffveemon, 17 year old (for four more months) Digimon fan. As an author, I tend more towards writing series continuations with more twists than a rollercoaster designed by monkeys on crack. However, every now and then an idea comes into my head and I have to do a one-shot.

Impmon: Hello, what about me?

Ah, yes. My muse remains.

Impmon: Do ya have any idea how long I waited here for ya?

After my profile turned into a very badly written lemon you should have figured out I was gone.

Impmon: Shoulda, woulda, coulda, didn't. Seriously, we starved here. I was forced ta load Demidevimon fer some data.

Couldn't you have just taken data from one of the thousand fics per second removed? Ah, well. I guess I need another muse.

Impmon: I guess ya need a friggin' clue. I can do dis myself.

We'll see. Muse do your job.

Impmon: Right. Here's Pistoffveemon's upcomin' projects.

COMING SOON FROM PISTOFFVEEMON

Digimon Tamers: Reconfigured Ch 11 Approximate date of arrival unknown.
Darkened Hopes, Revised Coming as soon as Pistoffveemon gathers the energy to rewrite one of the biggest slaps in the face of Cannon he's ever done.
Prophesies Coming May 26 to Pistoffveeemon's Mediaminer account. Not because FFN's not good enough, but rather because it wouldn't be accepted here.
DFT3K Ch 6 Coming soon, mediaminer exclusive for SO many reasons. I mean, it's a MST series which mainly covers lemons. What more do I have to say?

Impmon: Well, that's it for now.

Actually, there's one more thing I've always wanted to do.

Impmon: Well, don't let me stop ya.

clear my throat* FINALLY, PISTOFF HAS COME BACK TO F. F. N! If you want to flame me, then write it down, print it off, crumple it into a ball, take that ball, turn it sideways, and stick it directly up...

Impmon: Right, that's all the time we have for now. But stay tuned.

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLL WHAT PISTOFF IS COOKING!

UPDATE 2/7/03

Properly formatted versions of the first seven chapters of Reconfigured are now up!