2P FACE! Allen has no idea what changed. Why did things change? Why did he change? (Unintentional eating disorder, depression, and nightmares. Rated T for now.)

When England discovers that a dangerous union of parallel nations have grown tired of their desecrated world and now seek to destroy another, he does his best to hold them back. When his efforts aren't enough and the insane counterparts of countries they all know and love flood into their universe, hell breaks loose and what seems to be the end of the world begins.

(Vampire!France x Hunter!England. Rated M for implied themes). Arthur Kirkland, renowned vampire hunter, had been drawn to London, his home city, where there have been a number of murders. The victims are found in back-alleys, secluded but not exactly hidden, all found with two puncture marks on the side of their neck. Dark haired, young women...he's looking for a Noble Vampire.

"Slap my rump one more time, Frog, And I will bloody kill you." Over the years, Francis and Arthur have developed the habit of writing each other poems to express their feelings towards one another. This is a collection of those poems, from start to finish.

Just a bunch of FACE short stories. Dealing with little Matthew and Alfred is tough. Well, not so much Matthew... FrUK

After receiving a harsh emotional blow, Gilbert is wondering if he really belongs anywhere. Looking for somewhere to disappear for a while, he finds himself in Canada. Matthew is not used to people seeking him out, but when Gilbert arrives, he finds a friend to cure his loneliness and, just maybe, much more… (PruCan, slow burn)

Welcome to Axis Psychiatric Hospital. This is where some of the most unique cases of patients are kept. They range from the slightly odd to the very dangerous. Many exciting things happen inside a psychiatric hospital, especially one as special as this. Just stay away from Level 4, where the truly insane are kept, and where one patient decides to wander. ((bad summary sorry .))

Recently divorced, Arthur Kirkland, now is stuck in a loop of self-pity and wallowing as he begins to struggle dealing with his two teenage boys. His job also begins to cause a heavy amount of stress in him as a string of murders is now a top priority case for him. FrUK/FACE Family

England is transported into another world thanks to America interrupting him in the middle of his spell. Not only that, but he's also been transformed into a kid again! How will he survive this new world filled with dangerous mutant animals, plants, and…copies of the other nations? And why are his memories suddenly disappearing? DISCONTINUED: Reasons in last chapter

To keep it simple: The bad touch trio is hanging out at a bar when just a simple dare, turned their lives upside down... FrUk, PruCan, Spamano

Francis adopted Matthew. Arthur adopted Alfred. But the agency forget to mention one tiny detail - the two bundles of joy are twin brothers. So what happens when the two new fathers meet each other - and hate each other? [story inspired by childofthestreets' post on tumblr]. Human AU, FACE family, FrUk. Fair warning - it's rated T for a reason, and may go up to M later.

Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.

FACE Family AU. Eleven years ago, the Bonnefoy-Kirkland family was a happy one until they were torn apart by unfortunate circumstances. Will this broken family ever be repaired? Terrible summary, I know, but bear with me here. Rated M for various reasons.

Francois Bonnefoy is a merciless and feared on the seven seas. Oliver Kirkland is a baker thats been kidnapped and handed from captain to captain as a slave and a prisoner. Until Francis raids a ship and sees a lone boy of pink hair and swirled eyes in tattered clothes in a cell in the depths of the ship. Could this boy possibly thaw the ice cold heart of this feared pirate?

It never ends, and that's okay.

FACE Family AU. 9 years ago, Papa left them leaving them alone with Daddy and things have gotten terrible. For Christmas this year, Alfred decided to get his brother Matthew something money can't buy and bring Papa home. Story looks better than the summary, sorry if I'm wrong and it sucks! Language, OOCness, angst. Rated M now because of a certain chapter.

A depressingly large storm rolls in and traps all of the countries at America's house. Boredom settles in, and a distraction is needed. (A Truth or Dare, written in a regular story form, not a script. All dares accepted, excluding anything too inappropriate. Updated as soon as possible. Despite there being 50 of these things, I'm giving it a shot)

"An uncharacteristic grimness overtook Oliver's features that morning. Only it wasn't Oliver, not really." Arthur wakes up in Oliver's body. Don't quite have an adequate for feel for the ratings yet, but T just to be safe.

After a fight with their brothers, England and Japan are kidnapped by the parallel nations. They are condemned to torture for their "sins" committed during their history. As Japan and England are driven insane by the agony, the other nations race to find them. England and Japan find solace only in in their memories. But why is France...a comfort to England in his darkest memory?

In this world nothing was right. Everything was different. He would have to tread carefully if he was to make it home in one piece. England gets stuck in the 2P universe. Alternative History. (indefinite HIATUS)

Canada is throwing a party, but his boyfriend of a year, Prussia, shows up right after he comes back from an intense jog. He needs to get ready for the party but Prussia knows just what to do to make him delay his plans for the day- that is if his parents didn't interrupt them first!. Rated M for sexy times. Yaoi/slash. MalexMale. PruCan. Human Names Used. Oneshot. More inside.

America wanted England to be his so bad. But it seems the only one England sees is France. One-sided USUK, FrUK

Mirrors. Water. Windows. All of these are just portals to another world. A darker world. A world where the 2p's of the major countries of the world lurk. One day, they will arise from their abysmal world, and slowly, replace each country one by one, until only they remain.

England has secretly been depressed for quite a while. And the mocking voice in his head isn't helping anything. Plus there's a psychotic, baseball bat wielding American who insists that he will marry him, despite his protests. And don't forget the other American who is determined to be his hero at any costs. But war is on the horizon, and the Brit is caught in the middle. 1Pvs2PUS

When America suddenly falls ill during a World Summit, the countries are baffled by what caused it. Adding to their worries was his sudden kidnapping and the events that could occur because of it. What's more is there could be more like his kidnapper. The brunette, bloody baseball bat carrying man seems to be only the beginning of the world's end. 2p Countries & Rated T for cursing

One-Shot: Allen and Oliver meet up with the Italian brothers to go couch shopping. Al is easily as bored as Luciano, and in hopes of getting to know each other better, he decides they should ditch the couch store and hang out. Needless to say, he wasn't expecting the Italian to accept his offer.

CaughtNotSleeping simply doesn't have enough serious fanfiction. I found one on this site that is far less than serious, so I decided why not? I am curious about Helper, and have tried my hand at writing down my thoughts on his thought process. Might be changed as more in CNS develops. But for now, have a non-canon look into Helper's mind.

The 2P FACE Family take a hike through Canadian territory. Their trips turns south and a life is on the line.

It was just a normal day stuck in traffic, on the way to a meeting in America. Until it wasn't.

It's a bird! No it's a plane!, No it's a portal! And as usual somebody messes up again! (No it's not England!) What will happen when two universes of craziness collide? Chaos of course! T for language.

Greg and Wirt come back from the Unknown, even though one of them shouldn't have.

Francois decides to drag Oliver to a night out with friends

After Allen and Matt upset Oliver, Francois tries comforting him in his own way. ((2P! FrUk))

The bad touch trio have a thing for bets – and this time, things have just got interesting. Each of the trio had to sleep with someone of the other's choice. If that wasn't hard enough, they've chosen the three impossible people at their boarding school: The invisible bookworm, the sarcastic delinquent, and the unsocial Italian.

One-Shot: 2p France tries to get 2p England to swear, and Oliver tries to get Francois to smile. Things don't always go as planned. Fluff & stuff. Title is kind of random.

Breakfast Club AU – with criminal!Prussia, nerd!Canada, jock!Hungary, popular!France, and punk!England. PruCan and FrUK, pre-Bad Touch Trio. – ONESHOT.

There are three times when Canada was noticed. When they saw him for him, when they mistook him for America, and when they wanted to get something off their chests. After all, someone who is neither seen nor heard is the best choice when you need to tell a secret.

The 2Ps decide to put an end to their 1Ps, once and for all. Except someone beat them to it.

Tim and Brian meet as children, in the waiting room of their therapists office. They are both there for very different reasons.

There's one in every family. Or, "How England's storytelling has shaped the world, one piece of prose at a time." Historical references, more about the prompt inside. T for slight gore and mention of wartime and mental illness. FACE-centric. FrUK

The Bad Touch Trio would like nothing more than for their respective boyfriends to get along so they come up with an elaborate scheme to get them talking: lock them in a room and hope for the best. After all, what could possibly go wrong with two foul-tempered tsunderes and...wait, who's that other guy? FrUk, PruCan, and Spamano SLASH! *Edited as of October 23, 2014*

A short ficlet based on the latest Severance video, involving the two Youtube series TribeTwelve and EverymanHYBRID. Last we saw, there was a mysterious man bleeding to death in HABIT's bathroom. Fun, huh? But just who the hell was that guy?

While rummaging through the old attic of his and his lover's shared home, Arthur finds an old outfit. It brings back memories, scars and love.

America invites England and Japan camping to celebrate his new awesome tent but somehow all the other nations get invited and a quiet week of admiring America's new purchase turns into a loud, alcohol fuelled affair where inhabitions run a little too low and Japan and Hungary worry they might run out of memory for their cameras. FrUK, AmeCan, GerIta, Spamano, etc... Discontinued.

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

Matthew's diary from the age of seven as he grew older and his life changed. From an innocent child to a shy mini-version of France. (PrussiaxMatthew - GilbertxMatthew) (CubaxCanada - CarlosxMatthew)

Arthur and his siblings have always lived in scum. One night and everything they have shatters. A new enviroment provides its challenges; for Arthur, it's the Frenchman next door. Atleast Francis doesn't treat him like his made of glass. Rated M for all the reasons you can think of. FrUK, various other pairings.

Canada always feels alone, but he has found a friend in the face behind the mirror.

A prompt from a friend. "Hoody attacking Tim." So here we are. I do not own Marble Hornets, obviously.

HABIT decides to tease Evan while at the same time make dinner. If you know what I mean. (Image credit goes to hotdogdrawingz on Deviant Art)

This small story is just about England's first word's and it's just really cute! Please read!

2006 oneshot. Jaylex pre-slash - Alex, Brian, and Seth are developing some initial ideas for their new film project, and Jay's group have kicked him out.

Or Better know as 'why France and Prussia ended up in the hospital'. You know they should really tell the BTT these things before they get curious about them, it would save everyone from traumatic experiences and save the BTT money on hospital bills. Poor Mattie he's going to be scar'd for life, and so are they only literally... i don't think Alfred found their curiosity amusing.

Francis makes cupcakes, but makes a mistake by leaving them unattended on the counter! What happens when one goes missing? FrUK one-shot, fluff.

Arthur is invated to Matthew's (whose...? yeah I know, I'm very funny) masquerade party where he sees a very sexy and famialiar guy. Just who might that be? FrUK and two mentions of AmeCan. Rated T for kissing. Oh and this is the first time when I wrote anything this long so I don't know is it good at all xd

With a strange disease sweeping across the land, Francis, a nobleman, escapes his city. Lost in the woods without a clue, he meets strange yet fascinating man named Arthur who resides in the forest. Two men from completely different worlds try to get along as they travel to a place free of disease. However, Arthur is harboring a deadly secret from Francis. FrancisxArthur AU

A bit of silliness inspired by the MH random pairing generator. Jay/Brian. Tim's been teaching Brian how to play the ukulele. One night during the film shooting, Brian gives them a little concert. Jay likes it more than he wants to admit. Rated PG for potential slashiness.

England still has some piercings left from his punk phase. France still finds them hot as hell. France/England, smut

The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.

"Well me and Matty were just wondering, and he said I should ask you, Are you in love with France?" That had been the question, and of course he had replied in the negative; but why did he feel so awful for having done so.

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...

Hungary drives around in a taxi. Two familiar men get in, who are being just a bit to friendly with each other on the back seat. NetherlandsXCanada, Voyeur!Hungary.

Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.

France and England work together, forcibly, to raise two adorable children. Canada and America. These are the many one-shot adventures of the whole New Continent family of what it's like to have two children like Alfred and Matthew. Fluff. Adorableness.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...

From the meme-One day the nations wake up to find that they all have mochi counterparts just like America! However, the mochi are like a window into the nation's innerselves. Cue Hilarity! Some FrUk, SuFin,& KanChu. Hints of Girihon, USUK,& Gertalia

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.

It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

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Perhaps it was the chains that were waving from his hips, or perhaps the spiky blond hair, or the fact that he had gorgeous green eyes that France saw when he turned around... "Arthur?" France/England written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp ya

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

AU dysfunctional family fic. "You're a bloody -vampire-, Francis. That's -hardly- original."

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.

I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot