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Hey people, I'm Emma, I'm 14 years old. I love songwriting, poem writing, story writing, playing guitar, playing piano and singing. Music has always been a part of my life. Music has the ability to express things words can't. I adore animals and I like myself the way I am. I love Austin And Ally, R5 and Teen Beach Movie my favourite films are Teen Beach Movie, Marmaduke, Labyrinth, Watership Down, Marley & Me, Romeo And Juliet (1968), Dolphin Tale, War Horse and many Disney films. I love loads of songs but I have to say my favourite songs are, all of R5's songs, Aerosmith Don't Wanna Miss A Thing (My parents wedding song), Selena Gomez Who Says, Christina Perri Beautiful, Eva Cassidy True Colours, Shania Twain Your Still The One, Black Sabbath Paranoid, Def Leppard Two Steps Behind and Pour Some Sugar One Me, ACDC Highway to Hell & many more. I like numerous rock songs as I was brought up with it, but I also love song and artists that are recently out. I am friendly once ya get to know me, I am very strange and crazy but that's just me!!!!! :) I'm also new to fanfiction so maybe you guys could suggest some good stories to read and possibly give me some suggestions on stories to write. I will update this soon and eventually start writing stories, just gimme a chance. I'm looking forward to writing stories as well as reading them and making friends on here!!!!! :)


R5 is a perfect, great and inspiring band made up of the following amazing people, Rydel Lynch, Ross Lynch,Ellington Ratliff (Ratliff), Rocky Lynch and Riker Lynch, (Ryland Lynch is their manager and the youngest). R5 is an amazing band, they inspire me in so many ways, their music is awesome. They inspire me to be who I am and to follow my dreams. I hope I get to meet them one day and see them perform live as it would be amazing. R5 rock!!!!! Thank you for changing my life for the best R5!!!!! :)

I totally love R5!!!!! They are like my oxygen, I can’t live without them. They have changed my life for the best, if it weren’t for them I wouldn’t be playing guitar, piano, I wouldn’t be writing songs, and all these things are what have made my life amazing. R5 are a huge amazing inspiration and they are Family of course hence R5 Family. Their Music is perfect just like them. I listen to their Music all the time, at school, at home, in the car, at the shop and pretty much every day. They will always be the best artists and people ever to me. R5 Family forever and always no matter what!!!!! :) xxxxx

Ready Set Rock!!!!!- R5

Number 1 R5 fan with many others. We Are Family. #R5Family

@officialR5 @rossR5 @rikerR5 @rockyR5 @rydelR5 @ratliffR5

R5's album Louder is out, I am so happy that words can't explain!!!!! It has officially got LOUDER!!!!! :)

I love the (I Can't) Forget About You Music video, it is the highlight of my life along with many other R5 things. R5 Rock the world!!!!! :)

I don't wanna be famous, I don't wanna If I Can't Be With You... :)

Cause they're just boys (Girls) breaking hearts...

We'll be Counting Stars... :)

I need to know now, know now can you Love Me Again????? :)

I just can't Forget About You... :)

I love the way you love me cause you Love Me Like That!!!!! :)

R5 got me Wishin' I Was 23... :)

Always... :)

I Can't Get Enough of R5!!!!! :)

This is My Confession!!!!! :)

It's All About The R5 (Girl) I hope to meet on the bus or on the street (I wouldn't mind meeting the anywhere, I just wanna meet em') :)

Ready 5et Rock!!!!! :)

Never... :)

May I have this One Last Dance, R5????? :) (Wow I am so cheesy & weird... Ehh, who cares????? Not me!!!!! :)

Ain't No Way We're Goin' Home without meeting the amazing R5!!!!! :)

I just can't let you Pass Me By!!!!! :)

In my crazy mind I'm with you all the time...

Just Say You'll Stay... :)

Here Comes Forever!!!!! :)

I'm Fallin' For You!!!!!

I Want You Bad!!!!!

I'm Crazy 4 U!!!!! :)

Cali Boys (Girls)

Get Loud with R5!!!!! :)

#R5Family Forever & Always!!!!! :)

I'm #R5Family & Super Proud!!!!! :)

Keep Calm & Get Louder!!!!! :)

Keep Calm & Become A Part Of #R5Family!!!!! :)

Keep Calm & Love R5!!!!! :)

Keep Calm & Listen To The One And Only R5!!!!! :)

Do you ever get that feeling when your like 'I Want You Bad'????? Yeah, welcome to my life, I get that all the time when it comes to R5... They are just too perfect!!!!!

People ask me why five exclamation marks????? Why five question marks????? And I'm just like dude/dudet did you really just ask me that???? It is because it is 5 for R5, duh!!!!!

If you count the letters of R5 and Ryland and add them together, you get Ross' favorite number (32):

Riker = 5

Rydel = 5

Rocky = 5

Ross = 4

Ryland = 6

Ratliff = 7

555467=32

#R5Family Forever And Always!!!!! :)

I'm #R5Family And Super Proud!!!!! :)

Keep Calm And Get Louder!!!!! :)

Keep Calm And Become A Part Of #R5Family!!!!! :)

Keep Calm And Love R5!!!!! :)

Keep Calm And Listen To The One And Only R5!!!!! :)


Bullying of all kinds is wrong, some people may not think it but words hurt weather it is not face to face or face to face or through rumours, it hurts, it pushes people over the edge untill it's not just others that hate them, they hate thereselves too. Nobody should be brought down by others, its wrong & out of order, it makes them feel hurt, broken, alone, hated & many more terrible things. Bullying must stop, it does no good so what is the point? Do you bullies have a clue how it feels like to live a life of pain, hatred, sadness, it's horrible and I would know that as I have been bullied just because I'm different to others, so what if I am, being different is what makes you who you are & no one should be allowed to take away from you. Bullies have no right to hurt someone, they have no right to drag people's spirit down, they have no right to bully. Sometimes, people are pushed to far and do something which they will regret & that is down to bullies, it's wrong. We should be able to live our lives knowing we aren't going to be dragged down by nasty people who feel they have a right to do so.


"Who says, who says you're not perfect, Who says you don't worth it, Who says you're the only one that's hurting, Trust me, that's the price of beauty, Who says rou're not pretty, Who says you're not beautiful? Who says?"


You have only have 1 family Put this on your presentation if you appreciate your family. xx ℒLove You Guys


PLAЧ THЄ MOMЄNT

PAUSЄ THЄ MЄMORiЄS

STOP THЄ PAiN

RЄWiND THЄ HAPPiNЄSS


"I was born to make mistakes, not to be perfect" - Ross Lynch


"I'd rather find true love than a million dollars." - Ross Lynch


"A life without true love is no life at all." - Ross Lynch


"You can't hurt my R5ers. 'Cuz when you do, it's like you're hurting my family." - Ross Lynch


Fall In Love When Your Ready, Not When Your Lonely- Rydel Lynch.


Music Is Poetry With Personality- Ross Lynch.


"Remember to realize the good things and not dwell on the things you think are bad. Smile :-D! Life is good!" - Riker Lynch


"Life is short. Be happy. Smile :D! And remember the glass is half full." - Riker Lynch


"I don't care what people say. I just love you anyway. Me and you against the world. You got me fallin', girl. I don't care what people say. I just love you anyway. Me and you against the world. Yeah, I'm fallin' for you. Fallin' for you..." - Riker Lynch


"Absolutely! Every girl is beautiful." - Riker Lynch


"There is nothing more awesome than being yourself." - Riker Lynch


”Imagine your dreams, create your happiness, & live your life.” - Riker Lynch


"I'm Riker during the day, Superman at night. Look, I even got the glasses!" - Riker Lynch


"He's not just my little brother, he's my best friend." - Riker Lynch, about his younger brother Ross.


"Create your own happiness." - Rydel Lynch


"You gotta face things sometimes, let off a little steam." - Ross Lynch


"Just walk away." - Stormie Lynch


There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness...


Dance as though no one is watching you,

Love as though you have never been hurt before,

Sing as though no one can hear you,

Live as though Heaven is on Earth...


Giving up doesn’t always mean your WEAK,

Sometimes it just means your STRONG enough to let go.


You'll Never Walk Alone...


Life is like climbing a mountain, the journey's hard but the view is great.


You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it!


Life's Like A Long Road, There Is Some Bumps On The Way, There Is Traffic Lights To Stop You, But You'll Always Make It To Your Destination...- Me (R5FamilyForever99)


Your True Colours Are Beautiful... When Your Just Being You.- Me (R5FamilyForever99)!!!!! :)


Life's A Fairy Tale, You May Go Through So Much, But You'll Always Have A Happy Ending...- Me (R5FamilyForever99)


Music Has The Ability To Express Things Words Can't...-Me (R5FamilyForever99)!!!!! :)


Calling me a freak makes me unique!!!!!! :) -Me (R5FamilyForever99)!!!!! :)


Note your mistakes,

Note your thoughts,

Note your life,

Make Music...-Me (R5FamilyForever99)!!!!! :)


Let your smile change the world...

don't let the world change your smile.


Who You Are Inside Is What Makes You A Star- Shiloh Pepin (R.I.P Shiloh Pepin, Your Now With Angels)


"Pilates and yoga IS hard work. I can lift things up and down too, but can you make your butt touch your face?" Jenna Marbles. LOVE THAT GIRL.


"I am a princess. Long may I reign." -Disney


Sing like no one's listening,

Dance like no one's watching,

Love like you have never been hurt,

Live life as if it is heaven...


Live
Love
Laugh


Heres to the girls who dont always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls who laugh, smile, cry, forgive & think on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who are secretly falling apart but refuse to show it. The girls who don't actually have it easy. The girls who after heartbreak still have to try and manage to smile. The girls who love there friends & family more then anything. The girls who learn the hard way & live to tell about it. Here's to the real girls.


Yes...

I'm a girl

I take a walk in the house with a toothbrush.

I read the text on a shampoo bottle.

I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it.

I hate it when the wind messes up my hair.

I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

I have to call my own phone to find it.

I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch.

I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side.

I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late.

I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me.

I’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when I'm dreaming that I'm falling!

I push doors that clearly say PULL.

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place.

I walk into a room and forget why I am there.

I count on my fingers in math class.

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.

I lie about how I feel to hide the pain.

I hate hearing my voice in recordings.

I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.

I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.

I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.

I’ve made a beard using the bubbles from a bubble bath.

I've touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign on it.

So what if I am a girl and do these things, if I didn't I wouldn't be who I am now, I wouldn't have learn't some things, I wouldn't have the people I have now such as my friends and Family. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. :)


By the way I just wanna say you never realise how much you love someone until they're gone & I know this because I've experienced it with family members, friends & pets, give all your love to everyone & everything you know because when it or they have gone well its terrible. So remember give everything & everyone the best you can because you won't be able to when it or they have gone. I LOVE MY FAMILY, FRIENDS & PETS LOADS!


Family & Friends are like stars...

You may not always see them...

But there always there.


A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

from the profile 'R5xRauraxAuslly'


Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?

(This was written by a guy)
(Don't break this, its so sweet! :)
1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when their asleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart.
A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you
are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
Congratulations!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?"
After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.


Girl Talk

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... Not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

Please tell the doctors, I know they did try.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I saw the bright light, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


If this doesn't touch you... Wow, then you are nowhere NEAR human.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Your One And Only Wish.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


She fought cancer for so long, she always looked on the bright side of life, she touched hearts, she inspired many, she helped so much in life, she brought happiness to those who couldn't find it, she took what life threw at her and threw it back harder, she just kept swimming, she is Talia Joy Castellano. She passed away July 16th 2013, leaving behind many broken hearts. She is in a better, pain free place now, she will never be forgotten, she has been engraved into many hearts. Sweet Dreams Talia, you will forever be missed by many, especially your amazing Family and Friends, Your now with Angels. R.I.P. xxxxx


Hello Kitty!!!!!


Female Combacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you?
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I wanna give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.


Aries-The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. Extremely adorable. Loves relationships, & family is important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous & giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours & hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Taurus-The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred & if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep & can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Gemini-The Twin (May 21 to June 20)

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do & get offend easily. They are great at losing things & are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic & childish at times & are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. Very loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. The most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Cancer-The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)

Most amazing kisser. Very high appeal. A cancer's love is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artist & insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex & do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny & is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wings & into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Leo-The Lion (July 23 to August 22)

Great talker. Attractive & passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy & childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leo's are very predictable & tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost everything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Virgo-The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)

Dominate in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble & take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything & they usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them & never regain respect. They do not forgive & never forget. The one & only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Libra-The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny, & sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports & are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Scorpio-The Addict (October 23 to November 21)

Extremely adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. Great kisser. Always gets what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Love the smell & feel of money & is good at making it but just as at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. Hard workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Sagittarius-The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily & will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay far away. Gets offended easily & remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. Very private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun, & sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed! Not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Capricorn-The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)

Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times & annoying to some. Lazy & loves to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding & sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Geminis. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Aquarius-Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy & unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be very irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Pisces-The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)

Caring & kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times & gets hurt easily. Very caring. They always try to do the right thing & sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others & get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun, & sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Nicknames!

  1. YOUR REAL NAME: Emma Rose Pook
  2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Emmizzle
  3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal) Yellow Dog
  4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name) Rose Rowner
  5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name (I only have 2!), first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) pooembra (Mine sounds gross!!!!!)
  6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Pink Fanta
  7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Morrecrlr (I have 2 siblings and my Mum has 2 middle names)
  8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, dad's middle name): April Rose Stephen
  9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Roxy
  10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Emmszaz

This is your life

Do what you love

and do it often

If you don't like something, change it!!!

If you don't like your job, quit!!!

If you don't have enough time, stop watching T.V.

If you are looking for the love of your life, stop;

For they will be waiting for you when you start doing things you love!!!

Stop over analysing, Life is simple.

All emotions are beautiful, when you eat, Appreciate every last bite.

Open your mind, arms, and heart to new things

And people, we are united in our differences!!!

Ask the next person you see what their passion is

And share your inspiring dream with them

Travel often; Getting lost will help you find yourself

Some opportunities only come once, seize them!!!

Life is about the people you meet and the things you create with them

So go out and start creating

Life is short.

Live your dream and share your passion

Because you only live once

but if you do it right, once is enough


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ONE MUST BE CAREFUL OF BOOKS AND WHAT'S INSIDE THEM, FOR WORDS HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE US :)


Being single

Doesn't mean no one

wants you

It means God

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writing your

Love story


I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!! My reality is just different to yours... :)


100 Questions!!!!!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Na ah.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Yup, I don't wanna be a hater but they made me hate them because of the things they have said and done.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Two. :)

4) Favorite candy bar?

Ooooo... Cadbury!!!!! Wait, does that count ?

5) Favorite shoes?

My Military Boots. Similar to the sort Rydel Lynch wears. And my Studded High Tops. :)

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Nope, well not on purpose.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Nope.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Ewwwww but yes when I was like 6. My Dad was spinning me on a round a bout, never liked em' since, Stupid spinny things...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

What do people think of me.

12) Favourite genre of music?

All different genres!!!!! :)

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius. :)

14) What time were you born?

Around 9pm I think. :/

15) Do you like beer?

Never tasted it.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes with my friend, it was so funny, but we gave it away after like 30 seconds cuz' I burst out in laughter. :)

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I don’t own CD’s cuz' I can listen to Music on my laptop or phone.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Heck yeah!!!!!

19) Who's your favourite parent?

The pair of them, I wouldn't be the person I am without them, they are my rock. Love ya Mumsy and Daddo... Wow I am one unusual girl... :)

20) How many watches do you own?

2 I think. :/

21) Summer or winter?

BOTH!!!!!

23) Favourite colour to wear?

Any, just as long as I like the outfit at the end of it. :)

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite, all the way!!!!!

25) What color is your cell phone?

White. :)

26) Where is your second home?

The Beach for sure!!!!! Or in my room listening to Music or playing it. :)

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes, accidentally, they were just kinda stood there like a melon and I swung round and yeah... But like I said I didn't mean it.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yup. :/

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

1, I hate the dark!!!!!

30) How many video games do you own?

Really, you expect me to count!!!!!

31) What was your first pet?

A Dog!!!!! :)

32) Ever had braces?

Nope.

33) Do looks matter?

No not at all, it's the personality that is important. Look are just bonus. :)

34) Do you use chapstick?

Sometimes. :)

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School:

I don't know how to spell their names, sorry. :(

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

Abercrombie. :)

37) Are you too forgiving?

I wouldn't say so. :)

38) How many children do you want?

I'll just have to wait and see as I'm not gonna spend my life thinking about it, I'm just gonna go with the flow, it's not going to be just up to me anyway. :)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

What is that?????

40) Favourite breakfast meal?

Pancakes, Toast, Fruit or Krave cereal. :)

41) Do you own a gun?

Nope!

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Not really, I have had crushes, but I am gonna wait until I'm ready, like Rydel Lynch says "Fall in love when your ready, not when your lonely..." :)

43) When was the last time you cried?

I've cried too many times to remember.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Play the piano and guitar, write a bit of a song and sleep. :)

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

No idea on what these are so I'll go with Olive Garden at random. :)

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Yea, loads of times, it is so embarrassing!!!!! :/

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Does a funfair Haunted castle count?????

48) Nicknames?

Pook, Pookie, Ems, Emmie, Em, Emma Shwemma (crazy Family but you gotta love em'), Embalabemba (My sister is crazy but you gotta love her). :)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Nope. :)

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope. :)

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

No... well I don't think so... In fact I don't know what it is so...

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Well, now I am... R5, they are 5 somebodies. :)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Nope, why would I????? I might just go to some random person in the street now and call em' Boo for the sake of doing it...

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Nope, but why spend money on one just for it to not fit eventually or lose it. I could spend the money on something more important and worthy.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Yeah, I guess so, everything happens for a reason, right????? :)

58) Does anyone like you?

I don't know! What am I, a Psychic????? I doubt it though.

59) What year were you born?

1999, oh yeah, I'm old school!!!!! :)

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Sitting in my Mum's tummy waiting to be fertilized.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Nope.

62) McDonald's or Wendy's?

McDonald's cuz' I don't know what Wendy's is.

63) Do you like yourself?

Not really, but I wouldn't change a thing about my self because who I am it's what makes me, me. Wow I am so, so, sensitive, is that the right word?????

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Both!!!!! :)

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex?

No idea.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Heck yeah, all the time!!!!! (and I'm mean't to be a 14 year old girl, wow!!!!!)

67) Have you ever eaten tooth paste?

No, what am I, five????? :)

68) Do you own a webcam?

Yeah... well it's not mine, it's my Mum's. :)

69) Have you ever stripped?

Hell no!!!!! What am I, crazy????? Well I'm crazy... But still no!!!!!

70) Ever broke a bone?

Yup, my arm and my thumb, breaking my arm hurt, alot. :(

71) Have you flown yet?

Yup. :)

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

What is Aim?????

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles cuz' I dunno what Lays is.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't know, as I said, I'm not psychic!!!!! But I have been heartbroken. :(

75) Rugrats or Doug?

The Rugrats of course!!!!!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

I have never heard of either.

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counsellor?

I don’t know them cuz' as I said I am from the UK, I'd love to go to the U.S.A one day though!!!!! :)

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Yeah, like a couple of times.

80) Do you own a car?

Nope, I'm like 14, I haven't even thought about it yet!!!!!

81) Can you cook?

Yeah. :)

82) 3 things that annoy you:

  1. Dying as I have lost so many people and pets in my life, it causes to much heartache. :(
  2. Bullies, they scar people for life, they hurt, they're cruel.
  3. 2 faced people.

84) Money or love?

Love because money can't buy everything such as life, happiness, love. Whereas love brings so much good to you!!!!! :)

85) Do you have any scars?

A few here and there.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To meet R5!!!!! :)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Heck no!!!!! They're scary...

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships, duh!!!!! Never one night stands!!!!! Plus I'm 14, you expect me to think about his right now!!!!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Juicy Fruit!!!!! :)

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Not really.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

What are they????? :/

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Heck yeah, who doesn't!?!?!?!?!? :)

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My parents!!!!! :)

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

I don't remember...

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

I don’t remember...

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

I laugh often, I easily humoured... Wait does that make sense?????

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

Shhhhh... it's a secret... ;)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Can't remember. :)

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My sister. :)


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're in a mental hospital, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him/her up and say "I'll kill you next time you do that to her/him"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking and begins teasing you about it.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you and say, "MAN UP!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool if you don't want to go in.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, CHICKEN, run RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you with anything.

BEST FRIENDS: Will do nothing but sit around.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, by GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG IT! We messed up! AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out and then tape their mouth and throw them in the dumpster and blame the president.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kicks everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with awesome plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take you home when your tired.

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "No way we are staying here till 3 in the morning!"

FRIENDS: Say sorry I can't when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this on their profile


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Silly Randomness

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing jello to a wall, slamming a revolving door or swallowing a whole tablespoon of cinnamon.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
One minute of kiss burns 26 calories.
You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're done.
With great power comes great electricity bills.
I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people...
"I am a ninja!""no your not.""did you see me do that?""do what?""exactly."
I may look calm, but in my mind I've killed you three times.
How normal people flirt "hey sexy." How I flirt "if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato."
I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop.
I do not get drunk - I get awesome.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard they also fall.
If Google didn't exist, we'd all be screwed.
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off... well that explains why I'm still alive...
Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion.
We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.
A boys sleepy voice is probably the sexiest thing ever.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?'
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Go ahead and call the cops! I'll order pizza and we'll see who gets here first
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a papercut and make his life miserable.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Coke!
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't stalk, I observe.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too.
I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.
Worst. Idea. Ever... Let's do it.
People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.
I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
I'm not easily distracted. . .OMG!!!!! SHINY!!!!!
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You wanna know why God created man before woman????? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!!!!!
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, gay or fictional characters in books or movies. (LolxD)
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot...
Don't follow my footsteps... I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!!!!!
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.
I'm in denial over a lot of things. But one thing I'm not in denial about is the fact that I am in denial
Forget about love, I'd rather fall in chocolate because it doesn't hurt as much.
If you don't want your pants to catch on fire... don't lie orrrrr
If you don't want your pants to catch on fire... wear a skirt.
I've seen the light!... And it's shiny...
Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.
I am fluent in English, Gobbledygook and Sarcasm
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not..
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!!!!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes and run like hell.
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed I'm not a can.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives
Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but they don't really do much.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.


Finding Nemo Quotes!!!!! :)

Reading a door* "Hey, look. 'Esc-a-pay,' I wonder what that means????? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'."- Dory.

"Hey Mr Grumpy Gills... When life gets ya down ya know what ya gotta do?????" Dory asks Marlin "I don't wanna know what ya gotta do!!!!!" Marlin says sternly "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do????? We swim, swim swim!!!!!" Dory sings.

"Don't worry Whales don't eat Clown Fish, they eat Krill... Hey look Krill!!!!!"- Dory.

"It runs in my Family... uhhh... well... at least I think it does..."- Dory.

"Lets name the zones, names the zones, name the zones, let's name the zones of the open Sea!!!!!"- Mr Ray.

"It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!!!!!"- Marlin.

"Awwwww, you guys made me ink!!!!!"- Pearl.

[Nemo lives in a sea anemone] Mr. Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home? Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne. Mr. Ray: That's okay kid, don't hurt yourself.

gasps, then whispers* "He touched the butt..."- Tad.

Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What's it like? Nemo: Ummmmm... big... and blue? Bubbles: I knew it.
Nemo: I wanna go home. Does anyone know where my dad is? Peach: Honey, your fathers probably back at the pet store. Nemo: Pet store? Bloat: Yeah. Like, I'm from Bobs Fish Mart. Gurgle: Pet Palace. Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama. Deb: Mail Order. Peach: eBay.

"I'm H2O intolerant." [sneezes]- Sheldon.

Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
[few seconds later, she starts zig-zagging in front of him and glancing back]
Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory: A boat?
Marlin: YES.
Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory: I did? Oh, no...

[the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]
"Yay!" Deb cheers
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Bloat laughs
"We did it!" Gill says
[pause]
"Now what?" Bloat says flatly.

"Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?"-Squirt

"Awwwww, is the party over?????" Dory moans, then a bunch of bombs go of.

Dory in her sleep* "Sea monkey has my money... yes I'm a natural blue."

"Hey lil' guy, I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here lil' Squishy, adabobobobo..." Dory coos *Jellyfish (Squishy) stings her) "Owwwww!!!!! Bad Squishy, Bad Squishy!!!!!"- Dory

"I'm a Piranha, I'm from the Amazon!!!!!"- Darla

"Ahhhhh Duck!!!!!" Dory shouts, "It's not a Duck, it's a Pelican!!!!!" Marlin shouts back.


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


Random Auslly Quotes:

"You're more important to me than all of that..." -Austin

"Hold my hand, we'll jump together..." -Austin

"I like Austin!!!!!" -Ally

"There's no way I can make it without you..."

"I like Ally!!!!!" -Austin

"I know I can do anything, as long as I'm with you..." -Austin

"I guess we're officially a couple!!!!!" -Austin

"I can't imagine writing songs without you..." -Ally

"I'm always gonna need you Ally..." -Austin

Ally: Friends?????
Austin: And Partners... Always.
*Hug*
Ally: This is just as friends, right?????
Austin: Yeah... Just as friends.
*Pause*
Ally: Ok, but don't let go just yet.
Austin: I wasn't going to...

Nawwwww, you gotta love Auslly, they are the most perfect couple ever!!!!! :) xxxxx


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"What's the magic word?" Mr McKay prompts. (From a book I got at the school library, the book is called "Swimming Against The Tide". :)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A fluffy cream pillow. :)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Teen Beach Movie, I love that film, it's Rossome!!!!! (R5 or Ross Lynch fans will know what I am on about) :)

4. Without looking guess what time it is:

8:05am :)

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:16am :)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Austin And Ally on TV, I love this program, it's great!!!!! :)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Throwing toys for my Dogs, it was so cute!!!!! :)

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

A chapter that I am writing for my story "Save Me" :)

9. What are you wearing?

Ma Winnie The Pooh pj's... Yes I'm 14, but your never to old for Disney!!!!! :)

10. Did you dream last night?

This probs sounds weird and stalkerish but I dream't I was front row at an amazing R5 concert!!!!! :) :O

11. When did you last laugh?

A minute ago. (It's very easy to make me laugh...) :D

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A bluey, turquoisey sorta colour and cream!!!!! :)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yup, I looked in the mirror, then boom, I saw my face...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's interesting...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Teen Beach Movie!!!!! :)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy tickets to every R5 concert!!!!! :) :O Damn it, now you got me upset cuz' I can't see every R5 concert because for starters most of them aren't in the UK (that's where I live) and I ain't got the money for em' all. :(

17. Tell me some thing's about you I don't know:

I hate being the centre of attention, I have stage-fright, I hate spiders with there lil' fangs and spidery legs and many eyes (they are just scary!!!!!), I hate the dark, I hate scary movies because if ya didn't know, scary movies are very scary... dun dun dun!!!!! Scary movies are also pretty boring. I love playing Guitar and piano, I love singing, I write songs, I can be quite sensitive and I love Romeo And Juliet, I still watch Disney films, I especially love Tangled and Home On The Range and... well... I think that's it... :)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

There is many things such as bullying, child abuse, animal cruelty, poverty, cancer, tumours, crimes and so much more. Some of these things shouldn't be happening in the first place.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I am not the greatest dancer. :/

20. George Bush:

Huh?????

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ooo, that's a tough one, umm, maybe Macie, or Rydel like Rydel Lynch out of R5, she has a pretty name. :O :)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

This is a tough one too, umm, maybe Callum or I might name them after one of the boys out of R5 (Ross, Ellington, Riker, Rocky or their manger Ryland) because their names are awesome. :) :O

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Ooo, maybe, if I do it will probably be somewhere like Colorado or California (U.S.A), Sydney or Auckland (Australia) etc. Probably not though as I want to live near my Family, I can't imagine my life without my Family. :)

24. What do want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

You know what I have no answer to this question. :)


100 Truths

1. Last Beverage: Orange and peach flavoured water. :)

2. Last Phone Call: My Mum. :)

3. Last Text Message: With my friend, Kyra. :)

4. Last Song You Listened To: If I Can't Be With You by R5!!!!! :) :O (One of the best songs ever!!!!!)

5. Last Time You Sneezed: Like 2 hours ago.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: Nope, I haven't had a boyfriend yet. :)

7. Been cheated on: No.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: No, I haven't had my first kiss yet. I am waiting for that special someone to share it with. :)

9. Lost someone special: Depends what you mean, I have lost Family and Family Pets. :'(

10: Been depressed: Yes. :(

11. Been drunk: Heck no!!!!!

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12. Yellow!!!!! :)

13. Pink!!!!! :)

14. Blue!!!!! :)

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Yes, a very good one. :)

16. Fallen in love: Pshtt no... ok ok... maybe.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes. :'D

18. Met someone who changed you: I haven't met them but they have changed my perspective on life, she has an account on youtube (taliajoy18), her name is Talia, she suffered with Cancer, she sadly passed away. :'( Ooooo, this is gonna sound cliché, but R5 too, they are a big inspiration and they Rock this world. #R5Family Forever And Always No Matter What!!!!! :)

19. Found out who your true friends were: Definitely!!!!!

20. Found out someone was talking bad stuff about you: Yup, it hurt, but least I know who are my true friends and who aren't.

21. Kissed anyone of your friend's friends: Nope, I haven't had my first kiss yet, waiting for someone special. :)

GENERAL:

22. How many of your friend's friends are you friends with: I don't really know...

23. Do you have any pets: Yup, I love em' to bits!!!!!

24. Do you want to change your name: Nope!!!!! :)

25. What time did you go to sleep: Around 2 in the morning. *yawn*

26. What time did you wake up today: 8am ish. :)

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching The Vampire Diaries. :)

28. Name something you CANNOT wait for: More Austin And Ally episodes and to go to an R5 concert.

29. Last time you saw your Mother: 7:50am ish as she had to go to work.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wouldn't change a thing, even the mistakes as you learn from them and without them I wouldn't be where I am now. :)

31. What are you listening to right now: The TV in the background. :)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Bobby: No... :/

33. What is getting on your nerves right now: The fact I haven't been to an R5 concert, I really wanna go to one :(, also waiting for my first Holiday and waiting for more Austin And Ally episodes to air on Disney Channel. :(

34. Most visited webpage(s): FanFiction, Youtube and R5's website. :)

35. Nicknames: Pook, Pookie, Ems, Emmie, Em, Emma Shwemma (crazy Family but you gotta love em'), Embalabemba (My sister is crazy but you gotta love her). :)

36. Relationship Status: Single

37. Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

38. Elementary: I'm from UK so I am not familiar with the U.S.A schooling system, sorry. :/

39. Middle School: I'm from UK so I am not familiar with the U.S.A schooling system, sorry. :/

40. High School: I'm from UK so I am not familiar with the U.S.A schooling system, sorry. :/

41. Hair colour: Blondey Brown. :)

42. Tall or short boys: I dunno, it's the personality that matters. :)

43. Your height: About 5'2 (in feet)

44. Do you have a crush on someone: Maybe...

45. What do you like about yourself: I'll get back to you on that one...

46. Piercings: Ears. :)

47. Tattoos: Nope. :)

48. Righty or Lefty: Righty. :)

FIRSTS:

49. First surgery: When I broke my arm, it hurt. :(

50. First piercing: Ears. :)

51. First Best Friend: I'll get back to you on that one...

52. First Sport you joined: Can't remember, I play quite a bit of sports...

53. First Vacation: Malta. :)

54. First pair of sneakers: Are sneakers trainers????? I am from the UK so I wouldn't know. :/

RIGHT NOW:

55. Eating: Nothing. :)

56. Drinking: Nothing. :)

57. I'm about to: Answer the others facts on here then write another chapter for my story "Save Me". :)

58. Listening to: The TV in the background.

59. Waiting for: I think I answered something like this already...

60. Want Kids: Yup... when I'm older of course.

61. Get Married?: Yes, as I said, when I'm older of course. :)

62. Career?: Work with Animals or be a Musician or Be a Singer. :)

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Slow or catchy music?: I like both. :)

64. Lipgloss or lipstick?: Lipgloss. :)

65. Personality or looks: Personality. :)

66. Opposites attract or "I want someone just like me?": Either, I don't mind. :)

67. Lips or eyes?: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses?: Both as hugs are comforting and make ya feel warm, snuggly and safe and kisses tell whether you really love someone, also first kisses are very special. :)

69. Shorter or taller?: I don't mind, but I do prefer taller. :)

70. Older or younger: I don't mind as long as it's no more difference than 1 year or possibly 2. :)

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both. :)

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Either as strong arms make ya feel safe as does stomach. :)

73. Sensitive or loud?: Either as if they are sensitive, they understand you more as they can be open minded (as can Loud people but mostly sensitive) whereas with Loud people, they are more fun, bubbly etc.
Come on get loud loud let it out
Shout it out from the rooftops
Come on get loud 'til they shut us down.
Come on get loud loud let it out
Show me everything that you've got
Come on get loud loud I need you now
Baby let me hear it loud!!!!! :) I had to throw that in there, you can't say/write something that relates to R5 and not expect a reaction...

74. Hook up or relationship?: Relationship. :)

75. Trouble maker or hesitant?: Don't mind. :)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No, as I have already said, I haven't had my first kiss yet.

77. Drank hard liquor:... I'm 14... what do you think?!?!?!?!?! ...Don't answer that.

78. Lost glasses/contacts: No. :)

79. Sex on first date: NO!!!!! One just no, and two I'm 14!!!!!

80. Broken someone's heart: I don't know, what am I, a psychic!?!?!?!?!?

81. Had your own heart broken: Not through a boyfriend girlfriend relationship but in general, yeah. :( P.S I am not gay or anything like that and I don't have anything against it. :)

82. Cried when someone died: Yes. :'(

83. Had a pet that wasn't a dog or cat: Yup!!!!! :)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Yes, if I didn't I wouldn't get very far in life. :)

85. Good/Bad Luck: Yes!!!!

86. Shooting Stars: Yup. :)

87. Miracles: Yuppity yuppity you... Did I really just type that????? Wow, that explains so much...

88. Love At First Sight: Yes!!!!! :)

89. Heaven: Sorta...

90. Santa Claus: Maybe, maybe not...

91. Kiss on the first date: Yes. :)

92: Angels: Sorta...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf at the same time: No, never!!!!!

94. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Pshtt no... maybe... ok ya got me!!!!!

95. Did you sing today: Yes. :)

96. Ever cheated on somebody: No, never!!!!!

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go and why: If it didn't change anything then I'd go back to before some Family members and Family Pets died and make the most of having them. :) Or relive getting my R5 Louder CD or just relive anything positive to do with R5. :)

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it: Christmas Day!!!!! I love Christmas as I get to spend time with Family and I just love that Christmas feeling!!!!! :)

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Yes as your heart is easily broke.

100. Posting this as 100 Truths: Yes. :)


Remember that girl you called fat today?

She went home and made herself throw up.

Remember that person you called ugly?

They're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college.

Remember that guy you called gay?

He slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years.

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out...

They're dying of a brain tumour.

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgusting?

She cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again.

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years.

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.


If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this.

-If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever busted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.


If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree pit bulls and other animals that are misjudged make awesome pets, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think poaching is wrong and poachers are wrong, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile


Funny Quotes

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


I LOVE YOU MUM AND DAD!!!!!

At age 8, your parents buys you an ice cream. You thanked them by dripping it all over their laps.

When you were 9 years old, they paid for piano lessons. You thanked them by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old they drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked them by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, they took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked them by asking them to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, they warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked them by waiting until they left the house.

When you were 13, they suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked they by telling them they had no taste.

When you were 14, they paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked them by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, they came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked them by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, they taught you how to drive their car. You thanked them by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, they were expecting an important call. You thanked them by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, they cried at your high school graduation. You thanked them by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, they paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, and carried your bags. You thanked them by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, they helped to pay for your wedding, and they told you how deeply they loved you. You thanked them by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, they fell ill and needed you to take care of them . You thanked them by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, they quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your Mum and Dad, post this on your profile.


You can only type ONE word. Harder than you think, okay, think about your answer...Here we go...

1. Where is your telephone? Desk

2. Where is your significant other? Huh?????

3. What does you hair look like? Hair...

4. What do you think about your Mum? Perfect

5. Your favourite thing? R5!!!!! :)

6. Your dream last night? Horrible.

7. Your iPod? Non- existent.

8. Your dream/Goal? Happiness... :)

9. The room you're in? Bedroom.

10. You hate? Cancer and R5 haters.

11. Your fear? Failure.

12. Where do you want to be in six years? Dunno. :)

13. Where were you last night? Home

14. What you're not? Popular.

16. Muffins? Ummmmm...

17. One of your wish list items? Happiness... (This is nothing to do with the answer but happiness means meeting R5 and them liking me for who I am)

18. Where you grew up? Earth... :)

19. The last thing you did? Breathe :)

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Off.

22. Your pets? R5tastic!!!!! :)

23. Your computer? On.

24. Your life? Mine...

25. Your mood? Ehhhhh...

26. Missing someone? Yup...

27. Your car? Toy (Kidding)

28. Something you're not wearing? Food.

29. Your summer? Music... :)

30. Your eyes? Blue.

31. Love someone? Maybe...

32. Favourite colour? Yellow. :)

33. When is the last time you laughed? LOL. :)

34. Last time you cried? Can't remember.

35. Who will re-paste this? Me!!!!! :)

Okay, I'm done. Now, paste this on your profile!!!!! :)


This is the stupid test! 29 things that people do! Everything in italics, I did.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything FLY OUT.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back on it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while talking.

6. Had people tell you you're a blonde when you're not OR had people tell you you had blonde highlights going on in your head...

7. Been caught staring at your crush by the lucky person themselves.

8. Have looked for something for ten minutes and then realize it was in your hand.

9. Have tried to push open a door that said 'pull.'

10. Tried to pull open a door that said, 'push.'

11. Have actually believed someone when they said they know how to make love potion.

12. Have hit yourself while in the process of hitting someone else.

13. Have tripped and fallen UP THE STAIRS. (Yeah... don't ask... I am gonna tell you anyway... I was happily walking up the stairs humming to R5 Pass Me By, next thing I know I had fallen up the stairs, normal people very rarely fall down stairs and never fall up them, me, well I fall down them frequently and fall up them all the time, just goes to show how normal I really am...)

14. Have Exploded marshmallows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice of a mini tomato squirt someone when you bit into it.

18. Have had juice squirt out of your nose because you were laughing so freakin' hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kick ball with flip flops on.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public wearing it.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (I wouldn't say fallen out of, but I fell off my bike and skateboard)

23. Have run into a closed door. (In my defense it was a very very very very very clean window door thing.)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Have searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than FIVE MINUTES to get a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan. (Yeah, whether your hot or not, don't go right in front of a fan, it has fatal consequences, hint hint you get your hair stuck in it...)

29. Have tripped over a crack in the side walk. (It hurts...)

It would appear I am very stupid, nothing unknown there. Either way I am happy the way I am!!!!! :)


Did you know that when someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person misses you.- Psychological Fact

R5 know me?!?!?!?!?!


Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


R5 Family forever and always no matter what!!!!! :) xoxoxoxoxo

DEAR SLEEP,

I KNOW WE HAD PROBLEMS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, BUT NOW I LOVE YOU!!!!!

DON'T PRAY FOR AN EASIER LIFE, INSTEAD PRAY FOR THE STRENGTH TO ENDURE A DIFFICULT ONE...

- BRUCE LEE

THE DAY FACEBOOK STARTS SHOWING HOW MANY TIMES YOU VISITED SOMEONES PROFILE, WE'RE ALL SCREWED.

IF I GOT A DOLLAR FOR EVERY CALORIE I BURN AT THE GYM, I WOULD STILL BE POOR.

IF I GOT A DOLLAR FOR MY AWESOMENESS, I WOULD BE MORE RICHER THAN GOOGLE.

I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON... IF MORNING HAPPENED AROUND NOON.

THIS WOULD BE MY VALENTINE'S CARD TO YOU:

IF YOU EVER GET MAULED BY A BEAR WITH CHAINSAW HANDS, I HOPE HE STAYS AWAY FROM YOUR FACE... BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE CUTE

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS !

ENGLISH: WE SPEAK IT.

HISTORY: THEY'RE DEAD, GET OVER IT .

MATH: WE HAVE CALCULATORS

SPANISH: WE HAVE DORA

SUMMER IS LIKE A LONG WEEKEND

FRIDAY= JUNE - SATURDAY= JULY :) AUGUST=SUNDAY D:

pick a number 1-10

now add 5

then add 2

subtract the number you started with

you now have 7 :D

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAVE A MENTAL BREAK DOWN:

1) slow internet connection.

2) losing something that I just held a second ago.

3) kids screaming for no reason.

4) girls with annoying voices.

5) math.

6) not being able to explain something.

7) arguing with stupid people.

8) when the thread won't go through the eye of the needle.

Can you relate?????

- you sit in your towel after you take a shower because your to lazy to get dressed.

- you and your best friend just say 1 word then crack up.

- you hate when one string on your hoodie is longer than the other.

- you hate it when your fave song comes up just as you pull into the driveway (EVERY FRICKIN TIME).

- you feel like if you turn the lights on, you'll be safe.

- you hate it when your parents get serious about something funny you just said.

- you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.

- you hate when your in a rush to go somewhere but you have a slow walker in front of you.

- you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.

- you put your i pod on shuffle then skip most songs.

On the internet you can be anything you want, but I'm surprised many people choose to be stupid!!!!! whyyyyy?????

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE KILL MOSQUITO JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ANNOYING, IF HUMANS WERE LIKE MOSQUITOES, I WOULD HAVE BEEN MURDERED LIKE FIFTEEN YEARS AGO...

So, this person at school comes up to me and says "How come you never talk to anybody at school?????" and I'm like "Oh I talk to people, just not to you,".

I DO SOMETHING AWESOME, WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING... :(

I DON'T TRIP, I JUST DO RANDOM GRAVITY CHECKS... :D

IF I CHOOSE YOU OVER SLEEP, YOU BETTER FEEL FRICKIN' SPECIAL!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS. WHEN THEY DISAPPEAR, IT'S A BRIGHTER DAY...

MY COOKING IS SO GOOD THE SMOKE DETECTORS CHEER ME ON!!!!!

PETS: THE ONLY MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY THAT ACTUALLY LIKE YOU...


Female Comebacks

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you?
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I wanna give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

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Bite Me (An Auslly Story) by WritingStarz321 reviews
Ally Dawson is starting her senior year with popularity and friends, the two things that will guarantee you a perfect high school experience. Then she meets Austin, the cute and funny mysterious boy with secrets. As Ally unravels the secrets one by one she finds out more about her past and gets dragged in to the dangerous world of the vampires and a love that could mean her life.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,463 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 12/16/2013
Love, Loss, and Surprises by shygirl09 reviews
I'm sorry I just up and left. Finally got a laptop and currently working on remodeling this story. Will be back ASAP and better than before. Fixing/rewriting all my stories and one-shots.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.]
Dancing Through The Fire by Dancer06 reviews
She's been dancing all her life, now Ally Dawson faces one of her biggest auditions, to be one of self absorbed music sensation Austin Moon's female back-up dancers. When her and another are chosen to be his only two female dancers along with his four original dancers and 4 best friends Ally is pulled into a whole different world of fame, glitz, glam, and most of all drama.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 189,203 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
Twins and Trouble by R5xRauraxRydellingtonxRockdelx reviews
Ally Dawson couldn't have anymore trouble in her life. She have twins , a suckish job and money probelms. But when a certain blonde come knocking on her door one late night . Will He help or make things worse ? Read and Review
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
I'll Be Seeing You by beautiflxoblvn reviews
23 year old Ally moves into an old, large home with the help of her two best friends, Trish and Dez. What she doesn't know, is that the house holds more than just some old furniture, and it's about to turn her life upside down… A.U. AUSLLY. Give it a chance, you won't regret it!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,477 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Her Last Seventeen by Essessency reviews
The day I died, I died noble and honest. But I just wasn't ready to go. And Austin wasn't ready to let me go. Physically visiting him for seventeen minutes a day was not allowed. But we must all make sacrifices for the ones we love. AU Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,920 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Letters from Home by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
Ally works at a diner where one morning she meets Austin Moon, a young soldier about to leave on his first deployment, a year long trip to the war zone of Afghanistan. Despite the obvious flirting that goes on, she turns him down and says she's not interested. He's not exactly one to give up... what happens when she receives a letter from an unknown address with her name on it?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 355,965 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Save Me by grunge-af reviews
Austin and Ally Moon are happily married in NY. Everything is perfect. Or at least it was. Austin had started drinking because of a saddening, horrible backstory. He started to abuse Ally, and the next day, it's like nothing ever happened. She's fighting for her love, but will she last? OOC!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,484 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
The bad girl and the jock by singergirl101 reviews
Ally Dawson is a the new girl who is a rich bad-ass who gets beaten by her dad. Austin Moon is a jock who thinks he owns the world. Austin immediately becomes attracted to her, but she's not so easy. The only thing they have in common is music. Okay, cliche summary but I swear it'll be different. OOC Auslly! (As if that wasn't a give in) Please read! You'll like it!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,379 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Marino Academy by AusllyStoriesWeekly reviews
Lester applied Ally for a new school, Marino Academy. Unfortunately, he accidentely pressed the "male" option, so now Ally is an Alex. What makes it even worse is that her.. I mean "his" new roomate is the one guy that she hates... Austin. **Rated M for Smut**
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,668 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
Friends With Kids by Demi101 reviews
Austin & Ally are both 25 & Single, there friends Trish & Dez are married with 3 kids, Lucy, Bentley & Zander, but both agree they want to settle down and have a baby, so what happens when Ally ask Austin to be her baby daddy? Find out in Friends With Kids! xxx Gets Better
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Hidden Truth by SomethingToWriteFor reviews
Ally doesn't have a such great past, but when a nurse offers Ally a place to stay, Ally realizes the nurse has a son. An attractive son, but will she open her heart to him? After all, she has learnt three things you can't hide for long. The sun. the moon and the truth. "Why can't you just tell me! I want to know, because I freaking love you! Yes, I love you, Ally freaking Dawson!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
Love Comes Around by 1babyt reviews
Austin and Ally have been friends for a while. She writes him songs he sings them, and they have two other friends who fight a lot but are always there. What happens when Ally helps Austin get a tour? What about when he comes back? when he comes back nothing will ever be the same again.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 156 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by MickeyMouseR5AA reviews
Rydel and Laura meet these two cute boys at the beach, but before they can really make judgement they are taken and are to be killed. What will Rydel and Laura do to stop from being Killed. What will Ross, Ratliff, Riker, Rocky, and Ryland do to save the girls. Read and find out, Raura, and Rydellington! The newest chapter is a strong T
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013
Undead Love by Frenchrauslly reviews
In 2149, the Earth is under a Zombie Apocalypse. Five people can change the world when they make a meeting ... RAURA. RYDELLINGTON. RIANESSA. CAINI. ROVE.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
Wingman: Austin's POV by allymoons reviews
-SECOND INSTALLMENT TO WINGMAN- You've heard their story through Ally's eyes, but how about everyone's favorite blond? What was going through his mind when this was all happening? What were his real feelings with Cassidy? Or with Ally? Just like the title says, read 'Wingman' through a whole different view through the eyes of Austin Monica Moon.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,463 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.]
One Last Dance by ADayWithoutSmilingIsADayWasted reviews
"It was all fun and games, until Austin turned to me and asked, 'Hey, Ally, can you do me a favor? I want you to pretend you're going out with me.'"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,668 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013
Emma's Diary by R5aura reviews
Ross receives a letter from a boy named Thomas, his sister Emma is in hospital, she tried to commit suicide. The boy tells Ross he has something to do with the reason she tried to commit. He also receives Emma's diary, which she wanted him to read. Ross realizes Emma is the girl he's been having weird dreams about for months. He wants to meet her, but what if it's already too late?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
The House by H.dollz reviews
When Ally has a one night stand in another state , she expects it to end there. She expects to never see Austin Moon again. She definitely doesn't expect the guy she's slept with to end up living in the same house as her. Rated M for all most chapters. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Adopted: Bad Boy and Goody Goody Girl (Auslly) by SHADOW1999 reviews
Ally Dawson is the social outcast. She's the nerd. She's the most hated person in the school. And then there is Austin Moon. Popular, big bad boy. He's made Ally's life miserable ever since they stopped being friends in the 6th grade. Ally is forced to spend the winter break at Austin's house, and the two don't find each other so bad There is OOC, and some "inappropriate" seens.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,656 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
remembering sunday by goosepickle reviews
ally dawson left miami and headed for the east coast, leaving everything behind. even austin moon. but what happens when five years later, she realizes she left her heart in miami?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Lullaby by AusllyisForever reviews
*First fanfic* -Austin and Ally admits they like each other. What happens when Ally gets pregnant and the doctor tells her if she goes along with the pregnancy, she wont survive? RATED T, BECAUSE IM STUPID AND DONT KNOW HOW THE RATINGS WORK. I'll look that up later. ENJOY. Sorry if you don't like it, its my first fanfic
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Who Can You Trust? by Isob3l reviews
Ally's seemingly perfect is knocked completely off-balance when she finds herself at the center of a devastating crime and in the protection of a blonde stranger. But as feelings of fear shift to something more, can Ally overcome the ghosts she's spent years convincing herself to love? Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Sisters by LOUDER-N-PROUDER reviews
Laura & Vanessa hasn't seen each other in years. When Vanessa finally comes back, she brings home her new boyfriend. Laura instantly falls for him. But she can't ruin her relationship again. What will happen? REVIEW!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
In Love With My Mothers Boyfriend by sisiloveauslly reviews
Ally is 17 years old, her mom and father divorced when she was 8. Now suddenly the new boyfriend of her mother walkes into their life. Austin moon, 24 year old. Ally finds herself falling for her mothers boyfriend, how is this going to end?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Penny D. - Complete
R5 Imagines For You by youngadelaide98 reviews
Send in a request via PM or a Review and tell me your name and who you want to be shipped with.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 34,642 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Austin Moon by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally-neighbors, populars and enemies. Will they learn to get along? Will their relationship change when one of them has a new love interest? Who knows. I'm rubbish at summaries give it a go.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Sneaking Around by shipper727 reviews
Ally's brother, Dez, brings home foster kid Austin Moon for the summer. Reluctantly, Ally agrees to keep him a secret from their rich parents. But Ally soon finds out that Austin is way more than just her brother's sexy best friend. Summaries are really hard, sorry, but hey smut!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez
Father I'm In Love With My Step Brother by R5fan16 reviews
Ally Dawson's father has just remarried,and her new step brother is an absolute jerk,but somehow she can't help but fall for him,and the other way around. Can they keep their love secret or will his mom and her dad find out? Rated T because there may be some sexual scenes and bad language! Please give it a try!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Cant Remember to forget you by bree cx reviews
Ally Dawson, now 22, has just graduated college and reconnected with an old best friend 'Trish' , but somehow, something is missing. Could it be love? What happens when she comes face to face with the guy she thought she loved in high school? Will she let him back in? Or turn him down for breaking her heart? ::bad language appears sometimes:: May become Rated M layer on..::
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014
When the Moons meet the Dawsons by Jay Humming Bird reviews
Austin Moon and his daughter Stacy have always been just the two in their family after the mother left twelve years ago. But when another family of two named Ally Dawson and Melody Dawson come into their life, will the two families open up to eachother to become one happy family? If they do, will they be able to face the challenges that comes with being together? AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,640 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., OC - Complete
Invisible to Visable by ValerieTheAmazingSpy reviews
Austin Moon has always been invisible. But this quiet boy has big ambitions. He's always wanted to become a singer. The boy everyone knows. When Austin gets forced to go to a party he unexpectedly meets Ally Dawson, the popular nice girl of Marino High. When Ally Dawson wants to play 'makeovers' with Austin. Well let's just say that little game changed his life forever.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2014
Beach Blast by LoveLAX23 reviews
This is my first story, its about a girl (Ally) and a boy (Austin) falling in love over the summer down the beach. But what happens when an unexpected event threatens to tear them apart? Will love prevail? Will it last past the summer? Or will it just be another summer Beach Blast? ***COMPLETE***
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,877 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Mysterious Appearances Of Allyson Dawson by NotALoveSong88 reviews
She shows up out of know where and instantly knows everything. I'm the only one that's seen her, but I have to see her again, no matter what it takes. I have to see Allyson Dawson again.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Ghostly Love by wanted writer-love reviews
Austin died in the year 1988. He was accidentally murdered. His spirit lingers, as all spirits do. Then in the year 2000 he sees Ally Dawson. And he is instantly interested in the little girl. Fast forward 13 years and you'll notice that Austin's fallen in love. The question is, what will he do about it? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (Sorry everyone)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Let Me In by Cilinity reviews
Ally Dawson just moved from a prep school in Orlando to Marino High in Miami. She meets Austin Moon, the self proclaimed "Bad Boy Player of Miami". She hates him from the start. When they work on a project together her home apparently doesn't want him or anyone living in it. Will they fall in love and will he help her escape her home that's out to destroy anyone who goes into it?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Your First Everything by writermeAL reviews
(Co-Written with Daddysgirl11) Austin wants to be Ally's first. He wants to be her first friend, kiss, boyfriend; everything! So far it has come true. But a challenging high school year lays ahead. Will he succeed? Or fall through? Will Ally let him, without even knowing his intentions?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,943 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Wingman by allymoons reviews
Ally Dawson has had a crush on her best friend for as long as she could remember. So when Austin admitted that he did like someone, she had the smallest hope that it was her...until she found out that it was one of her closest friends. But Ally couldn't say no when he came to her for help. Yes, she agreed to be Austin's wingman.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,628 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
High School Musical Starring Austin And Ally by YouAndMeFitPerfectly reviews
Their school was doing a play with the movie High School Musical. Austin is definitely crushing on Ally, but she completely hates him. Will that change?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Mirrors by Firstfanfics reviews
When Austin, Dez and Trish meet Ally Dawson, the new girl in school, their lives change forever. Rated T for some 'mild' language. For some reason, the song Somewhere Only We Know by Keane inspired me...:)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Speak Now by Kayliem1999 reviews
It's thirteen years after 'Team Austin' broke up. No one has spoken since the fall out without fighting given the angry note everything was left on. But, they all find themselves back in Miami for one rockstar's wedding. Feelings are still boiling under the surface and unspoken words are uttered. Can forgotten love prevail?Based on the song by Taylor Swift. Eventual Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
In Over Our Heads by Lilerds reviews
Ally Dawson has been living in her slightly cramped apartment for little over a year now. She thinks this year will be like any other; boring and uneventful. But what happens when a certain blonde boy moves in next door? Can she handle living next to the childish 22 year old? She's in for a surprise all right. AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
All Aboard by NicoFan-of-Apollo reviews
Ally Dawson is the descendant of Jack and Rose Dawson from the Titanic and because of her family's history, she has a terrible fear of boats. What will happen when her family goes on a cruise? Will Everything go as planned? Will Ally find love as her great grandparents did? Or will history repeat itself? All Aboard!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
It All Started With A Tweet by sisiloveauslly reviews
Ally was like all the other Austin Moon fans. She listened to his music, had posters of him in her room, going to his concerts, tweeting him. He never reacted on the tweets. Until today... When everything changed.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,144 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Bet by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Ally moves down to Miami and when she's at the mall she makes a Bet with Cassidy to get bad boy Austin moon, Cassidy is positive that she's going to win. But what she doesn't know Ally actually a bad girl ( Sucky summary sorry DEFINITELY some lemons in some chapters)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Trish dlR., Dez
R5 Love by R5xRauraxRydellingtonxRockdelx reviews
Read about how the R5 boys find their dream girl and deal with the prbelms , jealousy and the unpredictable
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Austin M.
Such a Tease by user6140 reviews
Austin and Ally have hated each other since their first meeting in kindergarten. They tease each other, and bully each other, but with a slight twist. They always seem to end up pressed against each other, one way or another. Rated T just cuz I'm paranoid. :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Nobody Understands by sisiloveauslly reviews
Ally Dawson is 15 years old. She goes to Marino High School. She is a nerd. Her best friend Trish moves to the other side of Miami. When her mother dies of cancer her father starts to freak out. He kicked ally out. She is also bullied by Austin and his friends. Will the popular guy Austin Moon help her?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,538 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Do you remember? by nerdychick316 reviews
Austin Moon is a man afraid of commitment to a woman. He is a marine biologist in Miami. A month before he goes to Alaska to research underwater activities of walruses, he meets Ally. When they first meet they really hit it off and Austin wants to make a real commitment, but what happens when he discovers a secret so big not even Ally knew? *Based off of 50 First Dates the movie.*
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
An Entertaining Misunderstanding by LoveShipper reviews
There is a misunderstanding going around Sonic Boom. Will it help bring Austin & Ally together? Please Review
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Hero in Me by howlingwolf331 reviews
What would you do if you walked passed a burning building when you could hear someone screaming from inside? Would you jump at the chance to save them?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
i wanna taste the sun by Wonderstruck-Ambition reviews
"I want to taste the sun forever. I spent too long without it." Or Austin is a tattoo artist and Ally has never left her house.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Drama Project by PurplePancakesLover reviews
Ally hates Austin. Austin hates Ally? When they are paired up in a drama class to act as a couple will it bring them closer or will it make things worse?(probably will change to M sooner on...) R&R&R(Read, Rate and Review)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Haunting In Texas by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
Ally's dad makes them move to a small town in Texas. Her neighbor, Austin, tells her that her house is haunted. Ally doesn't believe him at first. What happens when unusual things begin to happen in her new home? T for language and violence.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,880 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Little Sister by loveableturtle reviews
Ally is Dez's sister, and Austin is Dez's best friend. She's 16, he's 18. She has a boyfriend, he has a girlfriend. Yet somehow, they fall in love anyway. But can they overcome everything and be together?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 69,667 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete