Hi! My name is nutella and a pencil, but honestly you guys can call me whatever you want...as long as I don't know about it.

I'm a fan of Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, Children of the Lamp, The series of Unfortunate Events, Guardians of Ga'hoole and Wolves of the Beyond, Rise of the Guardians (don't ask, I don't even know), The Big four, ADVENTURE TIME, 39 Clues, Hunger Games, the Inheritance Cycle, the Secret Series, Divergent, Artemis Fowl, The Missing Series, The Underland Chronicles, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fine Bros, Smosh, Troye Sivan, Paint!, and nigahiga.

I just realized I'm a total nerd. No I'm not, I'm an intellectual badass.

"I, nutella and a pencil, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum."

Name: (I'm gonna leave this blank)

Alias/Pseudonym: Die Demigod Scum (yup, I'm not so secretly a gorgon considering I'm posting this online)

Gender: Female

Address: Number 4, Privet Drive (did you honestly expect me to give my real address?)

House: RAVENCLAW! NERDS UNITE! uh...i mean... INTELLECTUAL BADASSES UNITE! (by the way I found that online *hugs laptop*)

District: 3 Technology. Though honestly, I'd rather be in one of the career districts cuz then someone would volunteer for me if I got reaped.

Age: 1097. Then again I'm a half vampire/satyr, so I mature slowly, but am supposed to live for a long time. And not the sparkling kind of vampire. The Adventure time kind that grow giant pimply welts in the sun.

Ordinary Wizard

Follows the path of Thoth

I'm a Marid djinn!

Interests: World domination, to become a superhero, take over the ministry, steal fairy gold, control people's minds with a serum, write horrible cliffhangers (curse you Rick Riordan), abuse THE CAPS LOCK, make fun of the dark lord, crawling through laundry ducts to see if there's a secret underground world even if you don't live in NYC.

And... I occasionally have conversations with myself

Occasionally? *raises eyebrow*

Well maybe a lot but, hey, lots of people do it!

You do realize you're losing an argument with yourself, right?

O.o

If I do this, please ignore whatevr I say to myself. Let us continue:

RANDOM STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW!

I have a deviantART now! I'm called pencillednut and the link is here:

There's a Bertie Bott in Septimus Heap. Therefore, it might be possible that the Septimus Heap world is merely how the wizarding world was a long time ago, when everyone knew about magic. Bertie Bott must obviously have hidden away a recipe for Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Either that or he has one of Marcellus' Mirrors, but I doubt he's THAT smart.

Drew and Lacy made a cameo in THE SERPENT'S SHADOW! So she's a plastic bag! *imagines someone shoving broccoli down her face*. I just figured out what a cameo is... So does that mean Pollux made a cameo in MY story...hmm...I must give this idea more thought...

Rick Riordan is a horrible person. He pushed Percabeth into Tartarus *imagines Rick Riordan shoving two demigods probably taller than him into a gaping black hole surrounded by spiderwebs* XD *imagines me standing behind him and pushing him in as well*. AND! HE MAKES US WAIT UNTIL THE OCTOBER OF THE NEXT YEAR TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS! Gah! I'm literally pulling my hair out. I need to go break into the ministry to find a time turner, if only to reassure my tortured noggin. Screw the fact that I'll mess up time forever.

Suzanne Collins needs to write another book in the Underland Chronicles called Gregor and the Death of the Most Horrible Person Ever. It only needs to have one sentence: Solovet was hanged for being a horrible, horrible person. And I will die a happy person. She created a biological weapon that almost destroyed all the warmblooded things in the Underland, and she gets treated as a hero! Life's so unfair. hmph. I was also distinctly unhappy with the ending. It wasn't happy enough. Now shoot me for being too unbearably sappy, but I would almost rather not have an ending like in the Secret Series. (My theory is that he was too lazy to think of an ending. I can appreciate that, being a lazy bum myself. And a severe procrastinator. After all, if I do it later, I will be older, and when I am older I am wiser. Also, if I was gonna get any wiser, one would think I would have done so after 1000 years, yeah? PROCRASTINATORS UNITE...tomorrow. There I go again, abusing the caps lock)

I'm an active betareader now, by the way!

NUTELLA IS AWESOME. I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF AND THE YUMMY CHOCOLATE SPREAD. (caps lock abuse)

If you feel pity whenever you see someone ranting in Caps Lock, please dial this number 555-ANTI-CAPS-LOCK.com, to recieve the following things

A threatening email telling you to get a life

A Banner saying No One Cares in CAPS LOCK

A virus on your computer which makes whatever you type become Capital.

Nah, I'm just kidding, I won't actually do all that stuff, right?

Oh Really?

Of course! They're innocent people!

But they want you to stop abusing your favorite button on the keyboard!!??

doyouknowwhatthatstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

And Nutella is gone to conquer the multiverse with evil alien penguins who are master of the art of Crikey! (did you get the RotG reference?)

PLEASE READ AND REVIEW SO I CAN TELL THE WHOLE WORLD OF MY CONQUESTS. EACH REVIEW GOES TO AID OF THE FOUNDATION AGAINST THE FOUNDATION AGAINST CAPS LOCK ABUSE. COMMONLY CALLED BY ITS ACRONYM, FAFACLA

Strangely, I invented both of those foundations...

NUTELLA OUT!