God, please don't read anything below the line-break. I wrote that years ago. I would delete it, but I kind of want to read it later... What you need to know is the following: I'm 18, I'm a dude, and I'm from the United States. I'll update with more info if I can get around to it.

Mm, more information. I sort of live in New York (I will, pretty soon). I like writing. I wrote Of Zombies and Green Bears when I was 14 or 15, I think, so please don't read it. I am, however, going to continue writing The King of Fernwood.

If you want more information, please ask. Again, do not read below the line-break.

What's there to say? I like spaghetti, I'm freaked out by horror movies with little girls singing nursery rhymes, the PS3 is one of my closest friends, I love corny jokes, and I'm constantly changing, so there might be 10 pages of crap in this box one day and a paragraph the next. Like right now. I'm generally new to fanfiction, even though I joined a long time ago, but I've been feeling a bit more up to it. It might be good/fun. However, it's kind of hard finding good fanfics... since loads of people are noobs at writing. Ha, like I'm amazing. Sure. We'll see. I'll let you (yes you, Dave Johnson, sitting in your room in front of your computer at 12:00 A.M.) be the judge of that.

Ah, now I'm feeling a little more enthusiastic about this Profile thing. Okay, I'm guessing at the moment no one knows me. That'll change. Now how about we develop a little character to go with this voice inside your head that you've assigned to me even though you don't know my race, gender, or age...

I'm a teenager, so I'm changing so much I myself don't even know what I truly like. I just know for a fact that anime is cool, as is manga, video games, basketball, and writing. You could say I'm weird, too. Slightly crazy. But as a wise old man once said, all the best people are. Yeah I'm quoting you, dear old Allison's dad. Oh wait, Allison Wonderland... Alice in Wonderland... I just got that. [insert awesome equal sign followed by capital P face] Also, how about we talk about writing?

I hate the word "also," and I can almost guarantee that the previous sentence will be the only one you'll see, written by me, with that horrible word. It's kind of a lame excuse for a transition, or add-on. Yeah, call me picky, but I'm serious with writing more than most things. Same with reading. For the most part, I only read certain kinds of books, that being action and fantasy. So Harry Potter, Alex Rider, etc. etc. etc. And, to make another point, if I see something in those two book series (series? serieses?) then I consider it alright. For all those writers out there--

Attention span... diminishing...