Severus is summoned to Voldemort's office after a raid gone wrong. Is Voldemort upset or does he have...something else..in mind? Mindless Crack!Fic.

In which Frank survives his stand off with Riff Raff and Magenta, escaping with Brad and Janet as the castle returns to Transsexual, Transylvania. Life goes on, even when you feel like it can't. Frank/Janet/Brad.

One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.

CAUTION! This is a major Riffgenta smut, so if you're not into that, go away! But to the rest of you, enjoy!

For anyone who has ever wanted a sexual experience with Dr. Frank N Furter. Gender neutral so it can be relateable. ENJOY!

Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.

Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.

A moment arises between Hermione and Professor Snape. Short one-shot. M readers only, please. HG/SS

'She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the hallelujah ...' A fic based on these lines by Leonard Cohen. HG/LM. Not for the faint-hearted and strictly not for minors. Rated M.

It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS

Hermione has just taken up a teaching position at Hogwarts. One day, her lesson is interrupted by an unexpected visitor. One-shot. Older readers only, please.

Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.