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Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 862,432 - Reviews: 5791 - Favs: 4,852 - Follows: 5,983 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 735,120 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 72,218 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 532,095 - Reviews: 8572 - Favs: 11,736 - Follows: 14,171 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Jedi Chronicles by Roff reviews
Young Harry manages to leave all his abuse behind and travels to a far away place where he discovers a great power within himself. He makes a few friends along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,907 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Harry P., Revan
Misplaced by Deus Swiftblade reviews
When the seal broke and he opened his eyes, he had hoped to see his friends standing around him, welcoming him back to life. But now he's in a different time and all of his friends have long since passed away. Now the only thing he can do is put what he has been trained to be to good use and serve the galaxy from the shadows.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 1,567,726 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4441 - Favs: 10,642 - Follows: 13,010 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Leader by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 252,167 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 4,802 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4984 - Favs: 13,001 - Follows: 13,026 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 12,777 - Follows: 15,317 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
God-Emperor of Essos and beyond (Hiatus) by Paperpuscher 101 reviews
After losing a devastating war against the muggles Earth wasn't a place for magical people any longer. In an attempt to have a life worth living Harry and his companions travel to an unknown world. Instead of finding the long awaited peace new problems, threats and enemies await. [On Hiatus]
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 337,878 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P.
Jamie Potter and the Arrogant Warlock's Curse by Krys Griffin reviews
When Albus Dumbledore screwed up the magic he cast on the newly orphaned Potter Child, and the Dursleys refused to have anything to do with magic in their house (even Petunia's former brother-in-law's surname), things start to get a bit... different. Rating for things that are likely to occur in future years. Also... J.K. Rowling, I am not... just saying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] N. Tonks
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 10,319 - Follows: 10,945 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 10813 - Favs: 10,860 - Follows: 12,749 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Bucket List by mysecretthoughts reviews
After almost dying in the Chamber Harry realizes that he would have a lot of regrets if he had died. Sets out to make his life more memorable. Makes of list of things he wants to do. Makes a lot of new friends along the way. no mary sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 5/6/2014
The Lost Maelstrom by johnrlozada reviews
-COMPLETE- The world believed that the Uzumaki were extinct and completely forgot about them. After years of laying low, they will reemerge and make themselves known again to deliver vengeance to those who sought to destroy their family. Being descendants of the Sage, it is also their task to keep the Balance in the world by peace and war. Chapters are being rewritten. Ch1&2 done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,963 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Winter King by Lo'Gosh reviews
At Kings Cross Station, Harry makes a choice to seize control of his own destiny. He never suspected he would be stuck in a medieval magical world where a dangerous game would be played. The Black Wolf and the Winter King has arrived. All will kneel before him, or burn in fire. Harry & Daenerys Pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,769 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 7,534 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Daenerys T.]
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Corvus Black by Firazh reviews
What could be worse than a nightmare? Waking up to discover that it was reality, of course. But after finding out Bellatrix was his mother, discovering that the Death Eater who fathered him was Severus Snape almost came as a relief. Deciding to take up his real identity was easy enough ... actually living it, not so much. AU: After fifth year. Sevitus with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 203,874 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S.
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 8,096 - Follows: 8,200 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9686 - Favs: 21,685 - Follows: 12,897 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
3 - Harry Potter a Bazilišek by Karlos Morgan Black reviews
Pokračování série Harry Potter a Bradavice. Harry se vrací do druhého ročníku v Bradavicích, aby se svými přáteli čelil skryté hrozbě z dob Zakladatelů Bradavic, přesněji Baziliškovi z Komnaty Tajemství vybudované Salazarem Zmijozelem. Závist, zrada a velká rozhodnutí. DOČASNĚ POZASTAVENO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Czech - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., OC
2 - Harry Potter a Bradavice by Karlos Morgan Black reviews
Pokračování povídky Harry Potter a Bystrozor. Harry po čtyřech letech strávených se svým dědou Alastorem Moodym nastupuje do Školy čar a kouzel v Bradavicích a hned si najde nové přátele. Co všechno se stane, když se spojí Harry Potter, Bystrozor ve výcviku, Ron Weasley, který patří do rodiny krvezrádců a do třetice i Draco Malfoy, dědic vážené a čistokrevné rodiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Czech - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
1 - Harry Potter a Bystrozor by Karlos Morgan Black reviews
Harry je již odmalička hlídán svým dědou, o kterém nic neví. V pěti letech se dokáže cíleně přemístit, když utíká před svým bratrancem. Alastor Moody si je vědom schopností svého vnuka, proto se rozhodnul porušit všechna pravidla a naučí jej všemu, co by měl znát. Jak bude pokračovat Harryho život, když do něj zasáhne Alastor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Czech - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,610 - Follows: 5,691 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10982 - Favs: 19,470 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete