Chocolate Mousse
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Joined 01-30-02, id: 162451
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
It's been soooooo long since I checked this. I got more reviews for my sorry excuse of a fic. But then I read it, and thought: Not bad.
So I'm thinking of reposting a new improved version (yay!!)
Looked at my reviews and thought: Holy smokes, I'm a crappy reviewer and an even suckier flamer.
Guess I've matured. Part of the credit goes to the plot bunnies that went in my head.
ok so maybe (I MIGHT!) I'll write fanfiction. If you are reading this, I don't know why.

Stuff about HPFF that really piss me off:
Hermione- she's boring no matter what. Even if you make her do it she still is!! Especially if its Snape. Unless she's well written (which isn't very often).
L/J love hate- Eurggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Stop this stupid overused plot. Only a few are good and some are tolerable.
L/J- Lily is a geek/goth/outcast/etc. James is rich, popular, womanizer- whoa too extreme
Major changes- a character goes to a major change... duhhhhhhhh ex. Hermione/Ginny- geek to punk or hottie or good girl to bad girl. Weird
Harry/Ginny- I think they'll get together but I'm uncomfortable with it. I like some but the others are...

Snape/Lily- Shudders... Hurls... Need I do more?

Stories with no plot- not very enjoyable

Mary Sues- just hearing the words make me cringe. The name is self explanatory

People with great stories who don't continue- this annoys me the most, honestly.

Stuff in HPFF that makes me happy
Something Original- Everyone likes this. It would catch readers' attention.
Crazy/ Weird- I like Tom/Ginny :)
L/J stories that aren't extremely love/hate- stories that are just fine

Focusing on Background Characters

OCs that are well written
Draco/Ginny- I just feel like it
There is no such thing as normal.
If you make my life a living nightmare, I'll make sure yours is a living hell!!!!
Those 2 are my own quotes.

Aside from HP I also like LOTR, why not?

Well thank you for stopping by my humble bio.

New fic! (the plot bunnies attack!!!)
Magic for Dummies (note: it's being rewritten) Summary-In Harry’s 7th Year, Voldemort still lays undefeated but Sirius Black is already free by wizarding standards. But what about the Muggle standards? He’s still wanted by the Muggle Government. How could they prove him innocent without risking the wizarding world?
Dreams that We Don't Want to Come True- The title says it all. Very insane! Read with your own caution.

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Airborne by Natsumi reviews
"He told me he'd never flown before." Ginny on flying, the Golden Snitch and Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Prongs Rides Again by BrieflyDel reviews
Come on, you know you want it to be true... A case for James being alive. No! seriously! There's a real story here!! *01.12.02 -- COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - James P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/3/2001
Dreams that We Don't Want to Come True reviews
The title says it all. Very insane and weird! I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare!!! Don't expect expert material though :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Ron W.