Hi. You're probably seeing this because you are a nerd who was curious to see if DarkLink313's friend Pogosword is real. Well, despite many peoples efforts, including mine, I am large and in charge. Not fat though, large like... when you feel on top of the world.

So anyways, my interests are stuff. It cant be put into better words than stuff. I hate school.

Growing up, i only had two friends, this was before i met DarkLink313. They were Ben and lets call the other... Jimbob. So anyways, like i was saying, when i was 10, Ben moved away to a distant world called San Diego, California. So i was left with one friend. when i thought about it, it wasn't so bad having an invisible friend. but then Jimbob decided to play with little Jimmy down the street. so I was friendless from then until... the day I remembered who DarkLink313 was because we sorta knew eachother but didnt talk. But then we were in the same P.E. class, so we talked. And he liked Yu-Gi-Oh (at the time), so i called him gay. he cried and slit his wrists. then he said, i am gay, and sold his You Gay Ho cards and bought some Magic: Gathering, The.

And so then stuff happened, i copied some homework, and we were friends. not to mention Mr. Green was a good soda. now, were a year older and still friends. but we know how were getting rich in life, turning college into a drug, so you can smoke it and say, "yum, thats good education."

Here are some important facts to know in life... you never know when someone is gonna give u a pop quiz.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing...)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(Wonder who got paid to figure that one out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
That is all...