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 Author has written 31 stories for Bones, Burn Notice, Criminal Minds, Fairly Legal, Glee, Leverage, and Night Shift, 2014. Hello, My name is Ali, and I'm a junior in college. I stopped writing stuff for awhile, but inspiration has recently struck thanks to NBC's new show The Night Shift, so I'll probably be posting stuff again soon. I watch a lot of TV, so that's pretty much what I write about. I'm currently watching The Night Shift (TC and Jordan...my poor heart), Parenthood (love Ray Romano!), Hannibal (there aren't really words for this one), Once Upon A Time (how anyone can be as hot as Regina is, I don't know), Grey's Anatomy, Rizzoli & Isles, Parks and Rec, The Mindy Project, Masters of Sex, Silicon Valley, Chicago Fire, Chicago P.D., Suits, Girls, Orange Is The New Black, and Community. And Seth Meyers is my ideal man, so I try to watch Late Night when I can, along with SNL, as long as there's a good host. I'm finished with, but still love, 30 Rock (hilarious), Leverage, Private Practice (Kate Walsh is a goddess and I can't wait for Bad Judge), Scrubs (why did I watch the 9th season?), Gilmore Girls, Burn Notice, Lie to Me (why did Fox have to cancel it?), Fairly Legal, House, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother (despised the finale), Friends, and probably more that I'm forgetting. |
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Last One Standing by Faye Dartmouth reviews
It's just that Meredith likes to think she doesn't have to worry about Alex.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Alex K., Meredith G. - Complete
Is This a Dream, or Are We Just Pretending? by rayrae118 reviews
Post season finale. It was just an innocent little jewelry box sitting in the back of TC's sock drawer. Surely nothing wrong could come of opening it, right? Yeah right. Jordan didn't believe that, even as she ignored the warning in her head and flipped open the lid. Some angst, but major fluff!
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Jordan A., TC Callahan - Complete
so does this make us both the other woman? by coalitiongirl reviews
Set after 3b in a peaceful Storybrooke where Regina is with Robin and Emma's fallen into a relationship with Hook. Shame about all that subtext that's rapidly threatening to become text.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,818 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
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Broken reviews
Night Shift Write Me's: #1 – Thad comes home from Afghanistan in a coffin; TC comes home in pieces. Can Jordan put him back together? This one's going to be pretty angsty, just a warning.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Jordan A., TC Callahan]
I Like You reviews
"Dr. Alexander," she introduces herself. "I knew that," he says, gesturing to the embroidered J. Alexander, M.D. above her left pocket. "But what's that stand for?" he asks, lightly tapping the J with his index finger. "Wouldn't you like to know," she replies. Pre-series. Jordan and TC meet for the first time as residents.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Jordan A., TC Callahan] - Complete
Team Alexander and Callahan reviews
""Are you kidding?" he scoffs. "Team Alexander and Callahan? We're gonna be great," he asserts confidently." Post ep 1x05. Topher and Janet have an important question for TC and Jordan.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jordan A., TC Callahan, Topher Z. - Complete
Pinkie Promise reviews
Ten years ago eight-year-old Noah Puckerman made Rachel Berry a promise. One that he intends to keep, even if he did completely forget about it until he ran into her dad at the grocery store. Puckleberry oneshot. Unfortunately, not mine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Dangerous Game reviews
He raises an eyebrow at her, clearly displaying his disbelief. "It's an art showing, Soph. You're an art thief. You don't have to be a genius to put the pieces together." Nate/Sophie. Pre-series. My first Leverage fic. Don't own anything...
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
Meaningful Moments reviews
A collection of 100 word drabbles focused on our favorite burned spy and former IRA operative. There will probably be a little of everything. Romance. Humor. Angst. Etc.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Fiona G., Michael W. - Complete
Bleachers reviews
Bleachers are certainly an unlikely choice for the scene of a romance. Of course, it's quite fitting that Noah Puckerman and Rachel Berry's romance would be hosted in an unexpected place, seeing as the romance itself was unexpected. Puckleberry oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Girlfriend reviews
Short tag to the finale last night. Michael reflects on his relationship with Fiona, and when exactly her title changed and she became his girlfriend.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Because We're Together reviews
Short, drabble-ish one shot that takes place during Last Stand... Kinda sad, but not really.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
A Tale of Two First Dates reviews
"He paused, every instinct in him screaming to say no, to tell her he was married, that he couldn't go out with her. But he glanced at the empty finger on his left hand and realized that wasn't true anymore." After the divorce, Justin goes on a date...
Fairly Legal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kate R., Justin P. - Complete
Take Care of It reviews
"He spoke quietly, "Fiona, what happened?" He didn't sound angry anymore, just concerned. She felt tears gathering, but answered him again. "Nothing…" However, this time it sounded much less convincing." Short oneshot about Michael's reaction to a hurt Fi
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Half Glenanne, Half Westen reviews
"I would not want to have to chase after the little terrors that would be yours and Mike's kids." Both Fiona and Michael looked offended. "What's that supposed to mean?" Short oneshot. Michael, Fi, Sam, and Jesse have an interesting conversation.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Part of Me reviews
"A small part of me understands, too. While I probably wouldn't do the same thing, a part of me understands why she did it, at least, even if I'll never understand how." Short oneshot from Jesse's POV. Spoilers for the finale!
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jesse P. - Complete
The Right Choice reviews
What would happen if Michael got his old job back? What choice would he make? Oneshot looking at his and Fi's reactions. Slight, slight spoilers for Dead or Alive.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Just Like Old Times reviews
"Just like old times, right?" she said. "Yeah, Bones. Just like old times," he repeated, but his voice fell flat. Angsty oneshot. Alternate ending to The Doctor in the Photo. Slight spoilers for the episode.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Irreplaceable reviews
Just a short oneshot about the aftermath of the explosion at Fiona's new place in Eyes Open.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Lost Little Sisters reviews
"I have a thing about lost little sisters." Short oneshot from Michael's POV about Fi's past. Kind of like one of his voice overs, but longer.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Fiona G., Michael W. - Complete
One Year reviews
Drabble from Michael's POV after he left Fiona. Pre-series.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Carry Me With You reviews
Angsty oneshot about Michael and Fi. Not set during any particular time. Warning: Character death
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
After All reviews
Short oneshot about Michael and Fi's first kiss. Pre-series, takes place in Ireland. Could be a companion to In an Instant, but not necessarily.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Promises reviews
Short, sad story about Michael leaving Fi when they first knew each other.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Reactions reviews
This is my idea of what could have happened if Jesse had reacted slightly differently to the knowledge that Michael was the one who burned him. One-shot.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
In an Instant reviews
A hundred word drabble from Michael's POV about his and Fiona's first kiss.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Perfect reviews
One-shot. Michael has a question for Fi.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Each Other reviews
short oneshot about Michael and Fi's relationship from Jesse's POV.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Home reviews
Just a short story on Michael's views about home.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Michael W. - Complete
Baby Proofing reviews
"Like new parents, spies take preventative measures to ensure a safe environment. Only instead of baby-proofing cabinets and electrical sockets, they use more extreme methods."
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Fi's Seat reviews
Jesse got up and headed for the car, Michael and Fi following. However, when they got to the Charger, it was evident there was a problem. Jesse was sitting in the passenger seat.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
I Don't Understand reviews
The look on Hotch’s face was priceless. He barely managed to keep himself together for a few seconds before he burst into laughter. Not even Jack’s interruption stopped him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Untraditional Traditions reviews
He sighed. Some things would never change. “Fiona, what could you possibly think would happen at a wedding that you’d need four guns for?”
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Why Bones? reviews
Oneshot. Mainly a session between Sweets and Booth about the nickname we all love. A little B&B
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete