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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818452, Profile Updated: 01-29-09
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Hmmmm... What to say... My name is Hannah.. so thats what you call me, not Hannah Mon.. whatever or I will kill you. J/K... or am I? I'm 22 i'll be 23 in June... Damn Gemini... I guess I'm your typical New York/ New Jerseyite. Loud, obnoxious and sarcastic ofcourse. I've been told i'm quite the card, but then again my friends could be lying to me. (Tear Tear)

- I use an insane amount of expletives when I talk. (I TRY not to at school, work or in front my parents for that matter. I do have an image to uphold)

- I smoke more than a wildfire in California. (Disgusting habit, I know)

- I have torrid love affair with run-on sentences and ellipsis. (You'll pick up on that later)

- I ADORE music, all types except for country, but I can appreciate the fact that it has a fanbase. I guess...

- I have a mild case of ADD. (You'll pick up on that when I'm allover the place in my writing)

- I HATE when things have to be 100 percent grammatically perfect. (I think it takes away from the passion of writing)

- I'll be the first to admit, I am a God awful speller and procrastinator. (My mum still loves me anyway, so HA!!)

- I LOVE art, in all shapes and forms.

- I play the piano, guitar, and drums quite well. (I really wanna learn cowbell though)

- I've been wearing dark nailpolish before it was "cool". (Laughs...Yeah...)

- I'm in school to be a nurse. ( Huge fan of Dr. Kevorkian by the way)

- I'm agnostic. So for those of you that are religious, I'll apologize now for my constant "taking the Lord's name in vain thing" .

It's kinda hard to put yourself on paper, but by God I tried.

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Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Lost in Français reviews
Bella flees Forks to the City of Lights. Will she find something to fill the void in her life? Will it be love or great friends? Maybe both. Possible Lemons, but I want to make sure they flow with the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella - Complete