I LIEK PR0N AND BEER AND BOOBEES. ME LIKEY STORIES WITH GAARA AND SASUKE. OR SHOULD I SAY, ASSKE. HOHOHO. TEEHEEHEE. HOHO. I LIKE CHEESY POOFS. I HAVE ONE LEG. I LOST THE OTHER ONE IN THE WAR.

If you take this seriously, you are a llama humping monkey-nut sucking sack of crap. HA. HA HA. HO. TEEHEE.
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