Who is Hollowed.Akatsuki, thou wonders? Well, that is a simple question, amici: For now, it seems he is whom you seek, else you would not be on this very page, reading my mad ramblings, would you? Anyways, good ole Akatsuki can be described as follows: nerdy, humorous, writer of works unlikely to see the light of day, a Midwestern fellow who speaks like a refined aristocrat with a penchant for fanciful and intricate wording on scales that hath never been seen before (Okay, unlikely, but give a hund a bone, won't you?).

Now, before I become narcissistic in my description of myself, be enthralled by these various tidbits of information about inane subjects:

Hobbies: Spending long hours in front of some RPG, most often FV: New Vegas or Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. I also try and play Dark Souls. There's a reason I stress the word "try." I also write fairly meaningless works that shall some day bring me fame and fortune. Well, one of them, but that one still has a ways to go.

Favorite Anime Series (Being an Otaku): Several. Death Note is exemplar (and rather hilarious at the end, morbid dark humor aside), Cowboy Bebop... simply being its own genre, One Piece being one of the so-called "Big Five," and Hellsing- the Ur example of my favorite series.

Favorite Movie: Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Perfect for singing along to, as well as humming when having really horrorshow thoughts about ultraviolence. Speaking of which, A Clockwork Orange is also on said list. Les Misérables (2012) has almost made me cry several times...and I've watched it approximately ten times now. Last but not least, every single Quentin Tarantino movie is on here as well.

Favorite Show: Defiance. I don't think I need to tell you why... (When else will there be a show set in St. Louis or outlying areas? Never, most likely, and St. Louis is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Midwestern cities on the map. Huzzah, the Midwest is known to the rest of the country once again! Thought you could get rid of us, Hollywood? Guess again, hahaha!)

Favorite Book(s): Every single book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series. No doubt, it probably jump-started my fascination with fantasy series-orientated media, which had already been a fascination of mine. And any book detailing various parts of history that pique my interest (Wars, the Middle Ages, etc.).

Rather Enjoyable Music: Well, let us see. Alternative rock bands from the 90s, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Dean Martin, Carl Orff's Carmina Burana (primarily my favorite piece, Ecce Gratum), the Ink Spots, and literally everything in between. Thus, every genre is good enough for me. Except for more modern stuff. Unless it appears on an alternative radio station. Assuming it does, then it is automatically my taste. If not, then it's too mainstream- no exceptions.

Talents: Forming eloquent and poignant sentences in various compendiums of fables meant to entice and enthrall passerby into forming linguistic opinions that lead to great acclaim and notoriety on my part. Furthermore, being capable of- in great detail- describing the most mundane of objects with the perception of a bird of prey with some instrument to be used for magnification of horizon-bound figures beneath a quickly dimming sky. Proof enough?

Age: Seeing as how I doubt thou will be able to do anything with the info, I shall put it here in mathematical form. X=5(8)-5(5). You should all know the answer by now. Hey, it's called engaging the audience! And happenchance I am not good at it!

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