The war with Gaea and her giants is over. Percy and Annabeth have grown closer than ever before. Piper and Jason have both gone to live in New Rome, with Hazel and Frank finishing their service for the Twelfth Legion. Leo finds himself completely alone, until a new girl comes to camp. She's an OC. Wait! Don't keep scrolling! She won't be Mary-Sue. I swear on the Styx. More inside..

The most awesome case of deja-vu ever leads to a discovery of epic proportions. And how could Prussia not help the little gender-confused American? Honestly England, Hungary and America have more in common than you thought... Fem!America hiding her gender throughout history. Lots of bro moments and laugh attacks. Rated for a bit o' bad language.

America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.

Zoe Johannson lived a human life for thirteen years, but she was never normal. She watches clocks. No one knows why, but Zoe feels obligated to make sure that time never breaks. She always feels alone. I promise it won't be Sue-istic. I swear! I don't want to say more in case the plot is ruined. Just click. Please click. You won't be disappointed. See that title? Click it.

So, the title says it all! It's pretty short, kinda stupid, and really just an outlet for this parody that's been stuck in my head for a long time. So enjoy (if you can)! I don't own Starships or Thor (though I wish I did).

One-shot of why sonic screwdrivers are always better...