Mitch Uzumaki
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Joined 01-30-14, id: 5493228, Profile Updated: 09-01-14
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey everybody, welcome to my profile. While you're here, I may as well tell you something about me:

NameMitchell--but if you call me that Imma kill ya, so just call me Mitch

Age: 20 (though I am extremely immature)

Height: 182 centimetres

Land of Origin: Canada

Favourite Animes: Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball (all of them), Yu-Gi-Oh! (Primarily GX and 5D's), and most important of all... NARUTOOOOO

Favourite Movies: Monsters Inc., Monsters University, Toy Story 1 & 2 (unfortunately I haven't seen 3), Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter (1-6, wasn't a big fan of 7 p1 or p2), Robin Hood (Disney version, 1973), The Jungle Book (Disney animated, 197?), Animal House, pretty much any Marvel movie (Spiderman 3 was a total abomination though)... Favourite Movie: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Geinus

Favourite TV Shows: Ed, Edd n Eddy, Fairly OddParents, Spongebob, Pokemon (I don't really consider it anime anymore...), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Not a big fan of Korra...), The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The Big Bang Theory, Psych, Marvel: Agents of Shield, WWE, Kamen Rider (I don't know if it counts as an anime since it's not a cartoon)

Favourite Sports: Hockey (Love the Montreal Canadiens), MMA/UFC (mixed martial-arts), baseball (St. Louis Cardinals fan things to my friend Chase--possibly known to some of you as Never An Honest Word--whom I share a house with, as well as with several others), and I rather enjoy watching American college basketball

Favourite Foods: Pizza, pizza and more pizza. Did I mention pizza? ...Oh, and I rather enjoy biscuits.

Favourite Books: Morpheus Road series, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Battle Royale, The Hunger Games (though I highly despise Mockingjay), Maximum Ride series, Alex Rider series, Witch & Wizard series

Pairings:

Naruto

Naruto X Sakura - I am easily one of the most fervent NaruSaku supporters out there--I have been and always will be. I mean, sure Sakura's pretty mean to Naruto in the beginning, and becomes a Sasuke fangirl, but c'mon, hasn't Naruto ALWAYS been there for Sakura? When Sasuke abandoned the village, who remained? Naruto. If that isn't worth a pairing, I don't know what is. I'm sorry Hinata, but there's only yourself to blame for not striking when the iron is hot.

Favourite Fic Pairings:

NaruSaku

NaruIno

NaruHinaothers

NaruTema

NaruSam

NaruYugito

NaruShizune

NaruShizuka

NaruKure

Basically anyone besides a singular NaruHina...

KakaKure

MinaKushi (I really shouldn't even have to say this... though I do happen to enjoy NaruKushi on occasion)

Harry Potter

Harry X Hermione - Yes. Just yes. This is much like the reasoning for NaruSaku--who was always there? They were always there for each other--Ron always abandoned them, and always ended up hurting Hermione in some way, all because of things such as petty jealousy and just sheer stupidity. If it were me, there'd be no way he'd be welcome back with us--actually he'd probably end up in pieces because I'm kinda crazy like that... but I digress. Harry and Hermione never left each other--sure Harry could be an arse sometimes, but still, he was always there for her, and she was always here for him. Seriously--what on Earth was Rowling thinking when she put Ron and Hermione together, let alone Harry and Ginny.

Ron X Hermione - No. Hell. No. So, Ron leaves and hurts them literally EVERY book (except maybe HBP, I don't remember) and they welcome him back with open arms. No. He picks on and belittles her in every book, and she still loves him. What the actual hell? I'd mention something about him being a ginger, but I'm one... (Chase: Mitch, you're not a ginger, you just have red hair and freckles) Whatever. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.

Harry X Ginny - Um... Ginny? No idea who that is... but honestly, she's a little girl totally caught up in hero worship. She plays almost literally NO PART WHATSOEVER in the main plot, at least until the very end, and she still ends up with Harry? No. Hell no. That's literally as if Justin Bieber were to marry a random fangirl (which shouldn't happen, seeing as the Biebs brings disgrace to Canada already). Once again: What was Rowling thinking?

With more to come...

Projects I'm Currently Involved In

Master of the Rangers, 3rd chapter roughly 53% complete by Jordan the Hutt - Giant collab, like seriously enormous. Takes quite awhile to organize.

Fire Emblem: The Bond of Brothers (unofficially on hiatus... we haven't discussed it recently) by Never An Honest Word (Chase) - Another collaboration, though not quite as large. We all live in the same house, so you wouldn't think it'd be that hard to organize, but we're all college students, so, I think you can figure that out...

My first story - Currently unnamed and still at the very start - Progress as of 4/15/2014 - First arc outline: 77% complete, first chapter 81% complete, temporary hiatus - Naruto story, basically a rewrite. Involves a character insert with a Kekkai Genkai (Ash Release, Haiton) and a destroyed village; basically after Naruto's birth and the subsequent deaths of Kushina and Minato, my character's parents adopt Naruto and therefore he has like a family and stuff. Not really that good at explaining this stuff. Pairings: NaruSaku, TemaOC, other undecided ones, probably ShikaHina (I couldn't bare to leave her without anyone, she reminds me too much of my little sister) and KibaIno

Path of the Animal - Progress as of 6/4/2014 - First arc outline: 50% complete, prologue and first chapter 100% complete, upload in progress right now - Naruto story, somewhat of a rewrite. Character insert with a special ability... Basic idea: Pein's original Six Paths attempt failed, and resulted in the creation of six Paths that were fully alive and sentient, with the abilities of the Paths. However, one of the created Paths was... an Uzumaki. Pairings: NaruSaku, TemaOC, various other pairings.

Unnamed Avatar: Last Airbender Story - Progress as of 4/15/2014 - First chapter outline: 93% complete, first chapter itself: 15% complete - Somewhat of a rewrite, featuring a character insert. He has a certain special sword; throughout the nations there are six swords similar to that one--ringing a bell? Hint: based off the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist. Not totally worked out yet. He is Zuko's closest friend and travels with him on the hunt for the Avatar. You guys know how it all goes. Pairings: Aang/Katara (This shouldn't even need to be stated), Sokka/Suki (again shouldn't need to be stated), Zuko/Mai (do I need to say it again?), OC/Ty Lee

So you know about me. You know about my world. Now get out of here before I get an axe... or something like that.

Mah bois on ff

Never An Honest Word -- (aka Chase) He's mah boi. Nah, we just live with each other. And we work on Fire Emblem: The Bond of Brothers. He's a really good friend, pretty funny guy too.

Jordan the Hutt -- (aka Jordan, although that's probably obvious) He's another one of mah bois. He's Chase's roommate (they have a frickin' bunk bed in their room. They wouldn't let me and Jerome have a bunk bed D: ) and the main uploader for Master of Rangers. Trustworthy, crazy, etc.

More to come...?

Path of the Animal reviews
In Pein's original attempt to create the Six Paths, he made a mistake and made six Paths that were fully sentient and alive-though they were scattered and... babies. As the Akatsuki emerge from the shadows, will the "faulty Paths" join with their creator, or stand for themselves? First story, constructive criticism only please. Rated T for now, may be changed later NaruSaku TemaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] [OC, Temari]