"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

My take on a Helmet Party fic! Soldier recalls how he first joined the team and how much Engineer stood out to him. He still hasn't figured out why, however. Rated M for later chapters.

The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)

Medic is intrigued by the towering Russian on his new team. He wants to cut him. He wants in bed with him. Unfortunately, what he didn't account for was the man's softness and insistence for coupling. Medic isn't soft, and sure as Hell doesn't couple. In fact, his eye is on other teammates too. Heavy just wants Medic be happy, but can he handle such a wild lover?

The Australium War between Gray Gravel Co. and Mann Co.'s reunited mercenary team has continued for months with no end in sight. Desperate for a game-changing solution, Medic sets to work on his next experiment, and Heavy isn't sure about playing along with the madman's vague plans. (A short-story prologue to Like Father, Like Son)

They were tossed together by orders, they came together through time, and they became a family by necessity. A story of a Blu Spy who learns the advantages of friendship, and the price of loyalty. Alternate reality. ps: these are OC-ish

Even people in the depths of a war have something to fear, each unique to them - A character study about phobias.

While working his weekend job at the local Tuefort bar, Demoman receives an unexpected visitor. Mostly one-sided DemoMedic fluff, rated T for cursing and a wee bit of blood.

After Pyro stumbles along a rake in the garden, they and Scout decide that a leaf pile is a must. Also, Medic is Team Mom.

"Doktor," says Heavy. "Why not stay?"

An unexpected assault of the BLU team leaves the RED Medic alone in the hands of his enemies, who have a perfect use for him: their Scout hasn't scored a single kill since he joined them and it's a high time for him to prove he is a mercenary worth his money and his position in the team. All he has to do is to pull the trigger. / Rated for language and violence.

What do you think will happen if Medic never Respawned this time? Take a look at what Archimedes thinks, not knowing what happened to Medic.

History repeats itself.

Medic prepares the perfect dinner for romancing a certain French mercenary. *Author practices description for college. Might add more to this, might not. I'll just mark as incomplete.*

When a battle goes terribly wrong, Medic becomes trapped in the most terrifying place he can imagine- his own mind. He's not alone either. What would you do if you came face to face with your own inner demons? This is not just the story of how a popular song came to life with a Team Fortress 2 twist. This is the story of how Medic picked up the violin again.

Many years into the future the world is forced to play what's known to the people as the "Fortress Games". Since most of the world's military might is held by Mann Co. players must be sent to die in the televised and never ending war. There hasn't been a victory in seventy years, but as a nine man team takes the field, they look to change that and the world order. AU of TF2.

The team undergoes mandatory therapy. The REDs do everything in their power to make this as hard as possible.

A dark man lurking in the shadows is planning to bring down MANN CO., by killing 9 different classes of both RED and BLU teams, and sparing 8 different classes of both teams. Join The RED Engineer, Sniper, Heavy, Pyro and the BLU Spy, Scout, Medic and Soldier find out the murderer of their friends, and bring them back to life, and solve the mystery of the "Haven in the rift".

When his lust after the RED Medic becomes too great to bear, RED Sniper have to look for other ways to be satisfied. Luckily for him there's TWO Medics on the battlefield. Slash and noncon - don't like, don't read :) As simple as that. Yes, I will keep wrecking dem hype trains.. Ya can't stop me :)

The robot wars are over, and Gray Mann is long dead, but not forgotten. The future is bright for the mercenaries, but less so for the one remaining active Scout robot. Frustrated, lonely and bored, he discovers that he's actually not as alone as he thought. Will he be successful in his attempt to save the poor broken Soldierbot he found, or will his actions endanger everyone?

Sequel to the epic adventure The Mercs Take New York, our nine idiots are going out once more to a very different part of the U.S...stay tuned for Airline food, sunburnt Bostonians, and crazed everglade locals. And if you haven't already, read the first one before this one!

Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS

Engineer always has a plan for everything, also for keeping the team under control. But Medic is appointed with that task when he has to go away for a day. And Medic can't control anything, least of all himself..!

Medic has slight OCD and no boundaries. He has asked Sniper to come in and be examinated after skipping the yearly examination year after year. But when he finds out how dirty Sniper is, things escalate.. And Medic isn't one to back down from a challenge.. Shitty summary is shitty - oh well

Misha looked at the stranger's face which, even mostly covered by scarf and glasses and the shadow of his hood, was immediately recognisable as that of the Medic. "Heavy, my friend," he said with relief. "I'm so glad I found my way here. I was quite lost for a while."

Medic let out a weary sigh. Why was this concept so hard for his teammate to understand? "Wearing a tie vill make you look much nicer Herr Scout. Ze clothes zhat you already wear could stand to be better." He explained, the faintest hint of irritation creeping into his voice. Contains hints of Medic/Scout.

Gather round, children. Uncle Scout's got a few stories to share with you. Written for Legolas Shaft! One-shot! /ALSO VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE./

When Medic falls ill with something so trivial even the medigun can't fix it, can Engineer and Heavy keep the team from ripping each other apart? May contain pillow forts, concussed Spies, and gold Jesus. ONE-SHOT!

They told him he had been in a coma for three years. Car accident. NO! He wanted to say. NO! TAKE ME BACK! But he had no idea what that couldve meant.

Fear. All Spy felt was pure, raw terror. This... thing... had invaded his home, his most sacred and secure place. As he looked it in the eye, it seemed to look back...

When Scout gets his ball stuck in a tree, his faithful friends come to the rescue one way or the other. May contain drugged Demoman, acrophobic Medic, and monkey Sniper.

Medic frowned, but ultimately let out a smirk. "Many men believe zat suppressing emotions translates to strength… Zat looking for help makes zem weak. I digress, Herr Spy. Seeking help provides comfort and shows great strength for admitting one is not invincible. Zat one is capable of need. You know vhere to find me, Herr Spy, if you change your mind".

a collection of Good, Original and Funny tf2 oneshots featuring all ur favs, including smoky french boy, loud boston kid, dirty outback man, fat idiot sandwich baby, flighty glasses girl and more :) ratings may vary

Medic and Soldier have a slight miscommunication over Soldier getting shots. Ensemble cast, set vaguely in the world of the comics.

It's been ten years since the war ended, and Scout decides instead of spending Thanksgiving with his seven biological brothers...he'd rather spend it with his seven OTHER brothers. May contain adorable children, infuriatingly unofficial Red Oktoberfest, and unmasked Schpee. ONE-SHOT!

We're all familiar with the strict, clean-cut doctor...but does anyone really know him? Where does he come from? What hardships has he faced in life? What made him the way he is? I present to you a glimpse into our beloved physician's past.

Surely Anton could allow himself this. He would be on his own in the desert soon, for however long he could make it, only a gang of war-hardened mercenaries for company and no hope for intimacy of the kind he preferred. He could allow himself just a little enjoyment, a little release with an attractive stranger, in his last hours before the future swallowed him up.

Sometimes Medic cannot be trusted with his responsibilities, so Heavy comes in to help-out and more or less becomes his second-in-command. TF2 hilarity ensues. Just a drabble with no particular plot in mind. Work-in-progress.

When Medic is having some troubling nightmares, he finally goes to drastic measures to quiet his restless mind. One-shot.

When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.

Spy finds a fellow lost soul.

Due to nothing more than a silly administrative error, two men found out the terrible truth behind their jobs at RED and BLU. Letting others know their dreadful secret could mean their deaths- but secrets have a way of getting out. There is only one way Medic can survive- he has to trust a member of the enemy team, and a backstabbing, murderous, slimy two-faced snake of a Spy.

This year for Christmas, Engineer has forced the team to partake in a "secret santa." Who had who? What did they get each other? WARNING: Contains high-levels of intense adorableness.

After a hidden base is attacked by a group of stealthy assassins S.H.I.E.L.D. is contacted by a team of eight mercenaries who say their 9th member has one AWOL, S.H.I.E.L.D ignores this warning, until soon after, Coulson's team is transporting some other agents after a mission, and one by one, they start to disappear. Some minor Fitz/Simmons.

The Avatar has been missing for over 100 years since the death of Avatar Saxton. But when Scout discovers he is an air-bender, an attack on his family pushes him into the Avatar State. Why is he now the Avatar? What happened to the Avatar of the Fire Nation? And why are the Earth and Fire Nations on the brink of war?

The BLU Spy wakes up to find that he is missing his body. While watching the good doctor dissect and prod at his body, he finds that this whole "out of body" situation may have its perks.

Following the RED mercenaries from the first day they met, this is a story of how nine troubled strangers with a thousand different secrets fight side by side and become the band of brothers we know them as so well today. IN HIATUS.

The point of the kukri's blade grazes the suprasternal notch between his collarbones. It slices down and through his tie, shirt, vest and coat in an unerring, straight line. He shivers under the afternoon sunlight. Shivers when the blade stops short of his leather belt low around his waist. His exposed skin pebbles with goosebumps. His ragged breaths quicken. (BLU Medic/RED Sniper)

The Sniper meets something he's never seen before and is baffled by its existence.

'Oh my GOD! WHO TOUCHED SASHA?" It took a moment for the mercenaries to realize they were doomed.'

Medics are seldom respected by their teams, and the RED Medic of Goldrush is no exception.

A class x reader story. 9 chapters each one dedicated to a class when playing the game. "Seven Minutes In Heaven", doing in order of want on deviant art. :) Enjoy

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

A bureaucratic error results in Medic having the most ridiculously awful week of his entire existence, and making a terrible, life-altering discovery. Will he survive? Will he remain sane after gaining this new, dreadful knowledge? The answer to the second question is easy, of course: whoever said he was sane to begin with?

"Spy could scarcely believe it. He had finally discovered Medic's secret. He spent most evenings strolling around the base while cloaked and listening to people's conversations. He had heard many a secret from the rest of the team, but he had yet to hear anything about the elusive doctor that was not freely told." BLU Spy/BLU Medic. [Maybe rated M later]

When the Heavy refuses to come out of the spawn, the Medic gets poetic.

A small study session for a class project takes a very drastic turn. Lemon. M. Dib x Zim x Keef goodness

'A shiver of delight jolts his spine and he sprints faster, heat surging an unerring path through his skin and muscles. He realizes now that he's garbed in only threadbare khakis, that he is barefoot, that the sand and the sun don't scorch him. Everything feels surreal, hyper-vivid.' (RED Medic/RED Sniper, pre-slash)

RED Medic is in serious trouble as he gets injured on the battlefield and cannot heal himself due to a damaged medipack. Help is on the way, though, but not in the most conventional way. Based on a dream I had.

'Medic's gone and no matter how fast Heavy runs or how many bullets he fires from his Mini-gun or how many more skulls he flattens to pulp, he'll still be too late. Medic's *gone*.'

Everything's normal for Spy...until one day, he receives a rather nasty knock on the head by the RED's Scout...and has retrograde amnesia. Will he ever be the same again?

The medic, always happy to help, always fooling around, always having a good time (unless he's getting shot at!) He's a happy man!... or is he?

what if the Medic wasn't the Nazi, but the Jew? What if he has the chance to share this fact- and tells everyone!- but not soldier. Why?

In which BLU's Spy gets the fever.

Who heals the Medic when he brings injury on himself? BLU Medic is about to find out. Gen.

It was hard to believe it had been over twenty years since I was picked up on a beach in Denmark by, of all things, a Frenchman. All these years later, I had a job with him and this very.. unique group of people. I'm happy here. I can't help but wonder though, if I am so happy why is it that I still cannot sleep at night? Why do the dreams still come? Medic-centric.

the medic remembers it all. heavy tries to help him forget.

Respawn fails, and a solitary BLU is captured by RED in order to save one of their own.

Their superiors aren't responding. Their Medics are scheming. And mercenaries are vanishing. RED and BLU have to put aside their differences if they want to see them again. Pre-MvM. Rated for Scout's language. Act II has begun!

A little scene I wanted to write. Sniper gets hurt and Medic "heals" him up. Mostly for character development. Rated T-because Medic.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

RED Medic is horrified when he finds his counterpart is an exact copy of him. But who is the copy, and who the original? Pre-pretty-much-everything, direct prequel to The Doublecross Incident. Rated for science and Medic-rage.

A change of environment can be bad. A changing envoirement even worse. Especially if you don't know what's going. Waiting is not only boring but unnerving sometimes. rated M because adults tend to do adult things. Medic/Sniper, Engineer/Soldier

And to think that these robots would be the ones to make sure he would never again said "Archimedes, NO!". To think that he'd loathe them more than he did before. And yet, here was one within his grasp - this small thing with no soul that could easily be crushed and broken. They were not natural; they did not bleed. And yet...one-shot, ficlet, Medic-centric, takes place during MvM

Medic has been severely injured after Teufort became corrupted by an outside source. The soldiers have left to find out what the hell is going on. Medic/Engie. Torture, smut. HIATUS for quite some time. Anyone who can offer inspiration would be a gem.

A Medic is faced with his daily challanges and battles - but as he settles into his team and family, a terrible vendetta leaves him at the will of an unforgiving enemy, with only his iron will and hope to survive. General fluff at some points, gore at others. Slight man on man at times.

Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.

The Crazy Church Guy didn't always live in Riverside. How did he get there? Who bit him? And most importantly: Where are his friends?

Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.

When Teddy Roosebelt doesn't make it through respawn, Engie is heartbroken. Heavy tries to help, with some assistance from Medic. The origins of Teddy Roosebelt. Engie has a family. Some Heavy/Medic fluff. Complete.

Written for the 2011 TF2Chan Secret Santa. Medic and Soldier get into a serious accident on their way to Coldfront. Medic is badly injured, and without Respawn, Soldier is left to seriously reevaluate their situation. And time is running out. Oneshot.

While being held hostage by the BLU team, the RED Spy and his caretaker, the BLU medic, begin to develop feelings for each other. Will ether one have the courage to admit them? MedicXSpy love! Rated T for bit of swearing and blood.

A series of random one-shots dedicated to the Medic and the interesting ways he interacts with his teammates. Many random things ahead.

Collaboration between myself and Sakanoue. The RED Spy decides to have some fun with the BLU's Medic.

Sixteen days worth of imported German beer. Sixteen days of Medic drinking it like there was no tomorrow. Alcoholism was excusable from their Demoman, but not from their Medic. Damn that German binge-drinking festival. One-shot.

The RED Spy wasn't sure if he should feel pity or eager anticipation for his team's Medic. The BLU Medic looked so much like him - not a big surprise, but it certainly would be for both of them in 5 minutes. Spy grinned. This was going to be interesting.

From the writer who brought you "Why the Rainbows Make Me Cry" comes Heavy's and Medic's stories behind two infamous miniguns.

The Medic was a bitter man. This the entire team knew. But events lead to unforeseen circumstances, witnessed only by the resident Spy. BLU SpyMedic.

A 50 random prompts with single sentence explanations revolving around the ever present relationship between Spies and Medics. If you don't like smidgeons TF2 togetherness, simply don't read.

The RED Heavy has always been of the opinion that every person has some good in them, no matter what. No matter how vicious they are on the battlfield. But the new Medic is vicious off the field... and determined, it seems, to prove the Heavy wrong.

Medic is, on the field and in his office, a man who loves to be in charge. In more intimate affairs, however, Spy learns that the man can be quite different. Warnings: Sex, power play, weird dirty talk.

A soldier, and a doctor who both fought and killed during WWII, now butt heads once more. How could the Red Team ever hope to beat the Blus when they're too busy trying to kill each other?

Medic does so much, but gets so little. Healing him is a whole lot harder than it sounds, cause the team doesn't like him and doctors make terrible patients. Bitchy!Confessing!Medic, Amused!Spy. T for language.