ok, here goes

gender: Female

Age: and why would I tell you?

AIM: DramaQueen82791

E-mail: HorseCrazyjjm(at)Yahoo(dot)com

You look left, you look right, no one is there, yes! you've done it! You've stolen the original Harry Potter documents! You are going to be rich!!! YES!!! YOU OWN HARRY POTTER!!! Ransom, haha, how much? Maybe a million? Maybe a billion? God knows that she has that much! Yes!

Oh, no! Someone is coming! You hear dogs barking, men shouting, they've found you, it's the end, no, wait, your gun! yes in your pocket! they are nearing! How do you fire this thing???

They see the gun, oh, no, run for it! The documents are still in your hand, they shoot, you fall, your blacking out, your dieing... You should have just gone for the kid, she was less protected...

Hehehe, I have no idea what possesed me to put that there, whatever, like that'll ever happen.

ok, here is about me -

What I hate:

1) Hermione and Harry fics, eew

2)Hermione and Snape fics, I mean, whats the chances of that ever happening? I'll read and give good reviews, but I'm still not a fan

3)Harry and Malfoy fics, I mean, Harry is sooooooooo not gay! Although I've read some pretty good ones, that were pretty good...

4)Malfoy being made look like the bad guy, I mean, he WAS raised that way, it's not his choice

5) things that will never happen, like Sirius, Lily, and James coming back to life, HELLO!!! That will NEVER happen! If Rowling wanted them to be alive, she never whould have killed them!

You know what would be REALLY funny? If those are what actually happenes in the next book!

What I love: (no, I don't just Like something, I have to love or hate it)

1) Hermione and Ron, they were soooooooooo meant for each other

2)Tradgity, i mean, thats what makes life fun, seeing other people get hurt! No, I'm just kidding

3) Malfoy noticing he's a git and switching to the light side, will probably never happen, but I LOVE MALFOY!!! It would be awesome if he was good

4) Hermione and Malfoy, I love them togeather, they're sooooo cute!

Favorite Five Harry Potter Characters:

1)Sirius Black(NOOOOOO!!! SHE KILLED HIM OFF, NOOOOOOO!!!)

2)Draco Malfoy(Drools)

3)Fred and George(They are sooooo cute, I luvv pranksters, and, whats the difference, that share everything anyway!)

4)Ron(oh, God)

5)Harry(he's sooooooo hott in the movies!)

Least Favorite Five Harry Potter Characters:

1)Hermione Granger(She's a showoffy bitch!)

2)Wormtail(oh, jeez, well, I would have dies for my BEST friend!)

3)Bellatrix Lestrange(*weep* She *weep* Killed *weep* SIRIUS!!!*weep*)

4)Voldemort(thought he'd be first, huh?)

5)Lucius Malfoy(Who would raise their son that way?)

Ok, one last thing, I LOVE YOU MERRY!!! A.K.A. CHARLIE, A.K.A. DOMINIC MONAGHAN!! OMG, SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!

Now, I hereby give you permission to read my fanfics, even though they suck!