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 Hi. You can call me Kit. I am a slave to AU fics and crackships. This is my profile; time to show off my sunny personality. And that certificate I got for winning a fifth grade poetry contest. My poem was about pizza and it won my class a pretty ballin' pizza party. Obviously I am some kind of literary genius. Like all legitimate writers, I rarely see the light of day despite the fact I lived in California for sixteen years of my life. Despite my love for reading and writing, I've had a lifelong affair with run-on sentences. Please, take me seriously. |
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Cingulomania by Sarai Carrasco reviews
Hearts are shattered everyday, in innumerable ways by innumerable people. When your heart is ripped violently from your chest by the person whom you appointed it's guardianship, the pain is that much more unbearable. To watch that same person walk away with to little no emotion in regards to your utter hollowness, a change can take place.
Riverdale - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,482 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 1/23/2018 - [Betty C., Sweet Pea] - Complete
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 325,062 - Reviews: 3677 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken Hearts on Canvas by ImmortalObsession reviews
When a terrible turn of events lands Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Dumped and the Sweet Thereafter by ForASecondThereWe'dWon reviews
This story's your standard boy meets girl while she's striping in a bar trying to be accepted as a gang groupie, girl gets dumped by her boyfriend that same night, boy sees his opportunity, girl thinks it's about time somebody made her feel this way. A classic, more or less. The role of "boy" will be played by Sweet Pea, "girl" by Betty Cooper, and "the ex" by Jughead Jones.
Riverdale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,578 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 12/31/2017 - [Betty C., Sweet Pea] Veronica L., Toni T. - Complete
School Days by Meowmers reviews
They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Small Print by uchiha.s reviews
Mostly DHC; EWE. Hermione is forced to team up with the Auror division when Draco Malfoy is found dead in his home. Unfortunately, she's also been forced to babysit the Auror division's most notoriously difficult Auror - Alphard Black. HG/AB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,993 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Alphard B.
Youth in Retrospect by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter reviews
As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,774 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete