Danny wants to tell his parents his secret, but it's not as easy as everyone thinks it is. Will Danny trust that his parents accept him, or will he snap and do something else? Two-shot, FINISHED

Liv is the Last Dragonborn. Alduin was fated to be defeated by her hand, until he Shouts: Lein Bo Meyar. The result? A new world, a world without magic, without dragons, but where a team of Federal Agents are tracking the very creature Liv is destined to defeat, without knowing what exactly they're chasing.

Joshamee Gibbs has seen Captain Jack Sparrow at his best, and at his worst. He knows the Captain inside and out, but after a brutal kidnapping, Jack is not the same anymore and Gibbs struggles to find out why. Trigger warning: elements of non-con, panic attacks, self harm and general distress.

With a shaky relationship with the state of Amestris and the magical community of Britain, a diplomatic party of two plucky state alchemists is sent to Hogwarts. When another mission is surfaced, involving an even more plucky wizard boy and a Dark Lord, Edward Elric is less than thrilled. So is Harry. But there's nothing they can do about it. Oh well. Better get this done with.

When representatives from Amestris arrive at Hogwarts to forge bonds between the Wizarding World and their country in the age of the Marauders, things get interesting! A number of things follow, like secrets, pranks, and an unfortunate Christmas. (Rewrite of Golden Eyes, which I decided wasn't going so well.)

Danny starts to question why he hasn't grown since the accident.

With the Fullmetal Alchemist's return to Hogwarts for his second year, there is bound to be trouble. More so than even the Boy who Lived, Harry Potter, could stir up alone. With suspicions on the rise, will people find out more than they bargained for about the strange, foreign boy who, after a year, still continues to allude the students of Hogwarts? The Art of Opposites sequel!

(TW: Angst) Drabble for the Phic Phight. Prompt: "Start and end the fic with the same sentence, the first time it's positive and happy. The second time it's chilling and foreboding." -By quishaweasley. Team Ghost!

The Fentons find out what Danny is. Jazz finds out what her parents are. No one is happy.

The A-List approaches Danny asking him to donate blood for Casper High's upcoming blood drive.

Ed is back from Xeres and Mustang has a new set of orders for him. Teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Ed and Al go to England for Ed to teach Alchemy and Al to research magic in hopes of getting their original bodies back. During Order of the Phoenix and set in the BROTHERHOOD 2009 series/manga (around episodes 18-20) T for some violence and Ed's mouth!

Ed makes a deal with Truth in exchange for Al's body and soul. He owes the Truth a favour and Truth can collect at any time. Three months pass since that deal was struck when Truth collects and sends Ed and Mustang to Earth to help the BAU catch an alchemist who has learnt to dimension hop and is killing people. Revised and Beta'd by PhoenixQueen

Maddie hates Phantom, yet loves her son. When new evidence arrives after getting samples of Phantom's DNA, what will Maddie do when she realizes that there is more to Phantom than she ever thought possible. Not to mention her son Danny has been keeping secrets of his own. COMPLETE! Danny and Maddie bonding fic.

A ghost fight takes a bad turn. I wanted to write something for the "stop acting like tucker isnt as important to danny as sam is 2k19" thing I found on tumblr for the new year and this is what happened.

What if two strangers showed up at Hogwarts in Harry fifth year. And what about the strange end to the Triwizards Tournament, could they have something to do with it? Are they even brothers and why do they sound like they've been in lots of life and death situations? Arthur/Merlin slash, the rest of the pairings are canon. Don't like, don't read.

Valerie finally hits Phantom with one of her new weapons—but the result wasn't quite what she'd expected. One-shot. (For DP Angst Day 2018)

Edward Elric is sent to Hogwarts to become an ambassador between Amestris and the Wizarding world. Can Hogwarts survive the Fullmetal Alchemist? Can Ed keep all of his secreats hidden? Can he afford to abandon his search for the homunculus? How will Harry and the gang take to a strange newcomer? Disclamer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter or any or their characters.

Dumbledore needs a new alchemy teacher and who better than Edward Elric. During GOf and before the fight with father in FMA: Brotherhood.

Edward sighed in defeat. "Fine, I'll take the job—but on one condition." / "Ask away." Dumbledore smiled, eyes twinkling. / Leaning forward with a smirk of epic proportions, Ed said nine words: "No one is allowed to know my first name." One-shot.

Edward Elric plus Hogwarts equals chaos, plain and simple. Some days it is rigging the Shrieking Shack with alchemical traps, others there are herds of cattle stampeding through the corridor...or perhaps an underground student gambling ring? Whatever the case, there are simply too many crazy scenarios to be contained in a single, streamline story. All we can do now is click 'play'

The Omnidroid is a learning robot. This is the first lesson it learns: You must obey the master.

Edward Elric would never become a teacher– never mind teach at a school for magic of all things. So how did he end up at Hogwarts? With a pair of mischievous twins, a murderer on the loose, and an alchemy class to teach, will the Fullmetal Alchemist be able to survive his year at Hogwarts?

Merlin has been waiting for Arthur for centuries. One day, he feels the time is near for Arthur to rise again, so he travels to the new center of magic (which just so happens to be Hogwarts) and waits, day and night by the lake for Arthur. Of course, Arthur takes his sweet time and Merlin just might meet a few interesting people along the way.

White Lie -Noun- A harmless or trivial lie, especially told to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

The residents of Hogwarts do not know the world of Ed and Al. A world of Alchemy. Therefore, they can be forgiven for the fact that don't know that alchemists are quite accustomed to code.

If there was one thing Danny Fenton perfected since receiving his powers, it was how to pretend. Abuse/neglect AU

Ed's attempt at healing himself gave Truth the opportunity to have some fun, which leads to Sirius's early morning coffee being interrupted by a certain blond falling from his ceiling. Will the wizards be able to find out anything about their mysterious intruder? And how long will it be before the Fullmetal Alchemist can find a way back home? Three-shot. Complete.

Miguel never travelled to the Land of the Dead, Hèctor spends the whole night desperately trying to cross the bridge, it's sunrise and times up. Inspired by BabyCharmander on tumblr..

During the night, Maddie wakes up her son and tells him to come with her to the basement lab.

Héctor takes a little bit longer to die, Ernesto abandons him to his fate and the street dogs are hungry.

He knew The Orphanage was there, he'd walked past it every time on his travels to and from Shanty town, he'd seen the children as they played outside but he never went too near. aka Hector loves kids give him all the kids and he will take care of them.

hotch and the team have been called in to investigate amity. want to find out more read the story i know you want to... sorry like one hour of sleep, crappy summary, please enjoy, rating might change later

In which two uncommon acquaintances run into one another. A mountain gorilla and a white mouse, couldn't be any more different, save for the one thing they had in common-music.

"He didn't know when it began. When the color of his bones started to grow tan and yellow." Pre-Movie One-Shot about Hector and a moment during his time in the Land of the Dead

Maddie and Jack finally have Phantom right where they always wanted him: in there lab, helpless, but everything is different now. Now, Maddie faces the truth about what Phantom really is.

I felt so bad for the scene where the extension cord snaps taut and pins Miss Crawly against the bookshelf! So I wrote a little fic about Johnny noticing and helping her, being the sweet guy he is! I feel like he really bonded with her over the piano lessons, and came to care a lot about the wrinkly, quirky old lady.

Instead on keeping the gun aimed at the agent, Danny turned the gun on himself. Pressing it hard against his temple. It was him or Sam, and it was going to be him. With him dead, the agency had no one to use. Everything could be normal for his family. (TW suicide/death; Song fic)

When Mustang drags Ed into a mission that ultimately lands them in a world consumed by war and people who can bend the elements to their will, they're desperate to leave - but is it possible to do without interfering with a battle of destiny and fate?

The Guys in White are desperate to finally catch the elusive ghost, Danny Phantom. They enlist the aid of the nation's foremost experts in behavior. Will the BAU be willing to help them?

10K fights a battle against a new way of life after a choice is made for him that he would never have chosen himself. The group falters. It might be the end for them, if they allow it... RATING M. Contains violence, gore, and sexuality. Sequel to 'The Stranger' but it stands alone, so you'll be okay if you haven't read it.

What if before the Dursleys had opened their doors to find little Harry Potter on their door steps a certain informant of Ikebukuro found the boy first. What if he took the baby in as his own? How will the monster of ikebukuro react? And how will Hogwarts react with a changed and different boy who lived? Shizaya, Dumbledore Bashing

After three words, Edward finally gets what he's always wanted.

Danny is getting in more battles than before and getting more serious injuries. What happens when he gets some really bad ones that don't completely heal and are seen by others? People start to ask questions but how does he answer them? And what does Vlad have up his sleeve this time? Pre PP... Please R&R...

One shot based on Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Match Girl. (I own nothing) It's New Years Eve and a young, orphaned grey troll is out alone in the village. Desperately cold, he starts lighting matches and basking in the comforting visions they show him. *spoiler* don't worry he doesn't die

Follow Willy Wonka through his personal log as he experiences the strange, foreign, and very dangerous island of Loompaland, as well as the friendly tribe he discovers known as the Oompa-Loompas. This takes place in the 2005 movie universe. I do not own "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" or any of the characters from it. Rated T for some violence and death.

Over the past few years, a mysterious man had been sighted all over the place by various witches and wizards. At Hogwarts, in the Forbidden Forest, in the Leaky Cauldron and even weaving through the Muggle streets of London. No one knows his name yet every single witch, wizard and muggle has heard of him. Merlin has been sighted. One-shot!Various characters' encounters with Merlin.

As usual, shitty titles are shitty. The Outsider is a famous pianist who plays at Empress Emily Kaldwin's party and happens to see the beautiful Lord Protector. Smut ensues.

Every day he walks across the bridge, a note in his hand, his phone in his other. He goes into the center of it, his feet clacking against the stone, and looks over into the water. He sees the abyss stare back at him. Just one push, one more step and he would be gone. Forever.

Hi, I'm Poppy! When I was six years old I forgot to get grey paper to make a mini Branch, how could I have forgotten about him? And why did my dad insist that I use blue paper instead?

A few years have passed and Kuzco thinks he's finally got the hang of this benevolent ruler shtick... well besides the usual humdrum and setbacks of politics. But when a new threat comes a knocking, he has to look back at his past once again... and combat the demons he's inherited. Please R&R

A Spanish soldier gets a nice pep talk from everyone's favorite pirate-assassin. One-Shot.

It's the first day of Kindergarten, and a very unlikely parent is throwing a temper tantrum. [Finished with Sequel. Sequel is in a different Category/Fandom]

With the war closing in Dumbledore seeks help from a different country, Amestris. Mustang, now Furhur sends Edward to teach these "ignorant baboons" about Alchemy and the law of equivalent exchange. Obviously the Golden Trio wants in on the new professors secrets and learn Alchemy. Will they be beaten at their own game, by a Slytherin no less? The oc is not important, slight au.

With Cruella De Vil as a mother Carlos is bound to have issues. This group of snippets follows Carlos as he deals with the repercussions of his early childhood. * Don't say a word: Ch.1 "The sound of a door shutting jolted Carlos awake. He opened his eyes and found himself confused by his surroundings."

when Fry enters into a relationship with Steve, a man he met at the pizza shop, it's all roses and happily ever after. Until it's not and Bender has to think about his feelings for his meatbag and kick Steve's abusive ass. trigger warning for abuse and implied rape.

Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.

Sometimes measures must be taken to insure no paradoxes ensue. There was really no other reason to save Fry's life. None at all. One shot. Please RnR!

He had a smart ass mouth, but he was as honest as they came. He was sarcastic, but he had a heart of gold. He was stubborn, but he was extremely loyal. He was a little bipolar, so sometimes you just had to laugh and let him have his way. SEQUEL NOW UP!

It tears into Jack to have to leave Will behind, but there's no choice. Slash.

Jack ends up in prison, this time maybe for good (OC alert, trigger warning:elements of non/con, self harm and violence)

Backstory for the Vessel 'verse! Loki's children aren't what many people assume them to be, from their portrayals in old myths and legends. But it makes one wonder, how much of the old stories are really true? Well, most of them are true - up to a point.

"I'm scared,"Philip finally whispered quietly,"I was in Papa's room before and there was a letter on the floor that he dropped. He was looking for it earlier and he told me that if I found it I shouldn't read it," "What did it say?" John asked."It talked about a big,big was called a-a hurr-" "A hurricane?" John gasped *This just a little one-shot inspired by a song by Doodleoodle*

Sitting amidst the chaos of his realm, a bored Outsider begins a sequence of events that will change the course of events in the life of Harry Potter. Based on a plot proposed by Ogremen.

In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.

Another college AU. Alexander Hamilton is a transfer student with a wealth of secrets. John Laurens is a more mundane student, but he's head over heels for Alexander. They'll make it work somehow, even with everyone trying to bring Alexander down. But when things go more wrong than they could have ever imagined, everything they know and love is challenged.

Aaron cut him off. "Wait, hold up. First of all, calm down. Second of all, who the hell are you?" Alex stopped bouncing up and down. "Oh," he stuck out a hand, "Alexander Hamilton, at your service." A Harry Potter AU. Full summary inside.

What if, at the end of Future Stock, Fry had sold Planet Express while the stocks were still worth something? Follow the gang while they try to run an orphanarium while going through personal stuff. Futurama AU. Rated PG 13 for the same reasons kids can't watch Futurama.

There was one rule that the Clown Prince, aka the King of Gotham's criminal underworld, made sure everyone knew. The Batman was his. SLASH.

Everything used to have a place, with him right up at the top like he should be. But post-transformation, Kuzco's not so sure where he belongs in his once-perfect world.

The lives of the Joker's henchmen were always a mystery. What is it like to work for a mad man? Ana has worked for the Joker for years, and she has a few stories to tell...

Just because they turned their backs from evil, doesn't mean the kids of Auradon will accept them. When Carlos is found hurt, Jay will try to rescue him, and Dude. But will it be too late?Requested by LunaLovegood'sBestFriend.

[Complete] Madness as you know... is like gravity. All it takes is a little, PUSH!(A look into the origin of the Joker, in little fragments of delusion and reality)

In which the Fullmetal Alchemist gets a Chocolate Frog Card with him on it. One-shot.

After a shocking confrontation, Danny and Maddie are forced to deal with what has come into the light. For Angst Day

Too young for Arkham. Too insane for any juvenile center. Batman decides to adopt the teenage clown. Now, the only one who seems sane enough in the house is Alfred. Batman/Joker Fluff.

In which supernatural assassins trump dark wizards, stopping time is a terribly useful talent to have, and Daud is Not Amused.

Sometimes forgiveness is all you can ask. This is just a writing exercise in subtext that turned out as mild batjokes, sooo... enjoy?

Set around season one, Fry is still getting used to the chaotic nature of the future. Thankfully, Bender's there to help him at 3 in the morning. Frender, but only if you squint

When Snape wakes up, he encounters something very strange...

After a year and a half fighting ghosts Danny finally gets up the courage to face his ultimate fear. Telling his parents. Non-Phantom Planet. Dark.

We've all heard of a genie in a bottle- but what about a Phantom in a Thermos? Danny is captured, only to be lost soon after. Short Drabble, and of course, I don't own DP.

Alexander gets sick and fluffiness ensues.

What if Alfred hadn't kept Bruce after his parents were killed? That night in the ally caused the young Wayne's mind to crack, and is sent to Arkham. Unable to release his past, he is haunted by the memories of what once was. During a fight with some bullies, a mysterious new figure saves him, showing him that he isn't as alone as he thought. Young Bruce / Young Joker one shot

A street parade has come to Chang An Temple and is disturbing the peace so Sanzo has to find a way to solve the problem as well as dealing with an errant monkey who has taken a liking to the festival. Pre-journey. Set a couple a months after the winter season when Goku overcomes his fear of snow.

What if Corvo wasn't accused of killing the Empress? Feminine!Mute!Corvo, Onesided Hiram/Corvo ,Various/Corvo, possible non con for the future. Why do I always hurt my babies?

"I'm closing my factory, forever. I'm sorry". His life, was being ripped away from him. How would he have dealt with that? Just a little idea I thought of when I was watching catcf (2005 Wonka).

Valerie captures Danny and removes his vocal cords. She's sick of his stupid "witty banter." T for gore. One-Shot.

When a strange, short blonde with amazing golden eyes appears at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, no one knows how to react. Set in book 5 (sorry, I know it's overused, couldn't resist!) This is my first fanfic, please enjoy! (Update as of Dec 2017: I'm warning you; it's shitty. And, plot? Don't make me laugh. There is no coherent plot. You've been warned.)

When Judy and Nick get in an argument, things get nasty. I promise it's better than the summary.

A narration of the events in season 2's 'The Collector,' followed by a twisted alternate outcome for the boys. Murphy and 10K find themselves held captive by a sick, cruel, heartless stranger. 10K learns he doesn't hate Murphy as much as he thought, and Murphy realizes he wants 10K to be alright. Will contain predatory slash, warnings inside.

Draco is in trouble. He didn't manage to complete his task of killing the aged headmaster... and now Lord Voldemort is sure to punish him dearly. Only question is what horrid punishment is in store for our blond? And what is with Snape and who is this mysterious Shadow? And What new mischief is Harry Potter getting up to? DMLV slash , series of ONESHOTS

When Morgan spotted a strangely happy girl in the elevator he didn't quite expect her to enter the bullpen and settle down at Reid's desk like she'd always been there.

Govind battled Alduin in Skyrim the 1st time...now he must battle him again...in the world of Avatar! Will he gain the the trust of Aang and his friends? Or will he have to save their world by himself?

While Billy and Dr. Horrible may seem like one and the same, a quick look into their mind will tell you they're really... not. [Warning: This may be the darkest thing I've written yet, simply because of the idea behind the concept.]

Pre-Movie: Megamind is once again back in his cell healing from yet another battle with Metro Man, the Warden drops by to talk. T for some swearing and adult themes mentioned

Therion finds the Court Wizard of Whiterun ensnared by the effects of powerful potion. The Altmer Dragonborn spends the evening with the grumpy, sarcastic mage, helping him, though taking every opportunity to tease him and enjoy the predicament. Events escalate as Therion's past catches up. Male/Male romance. M!DB/Farengar. Cicero, Ondolemar, and many more cameos. MATURE: Sex.

Spencer is hurt in the field, an injury that could have easily led to his death. So what Spencer and Derek need most is to affirm that they are alive. Cue in intense and loud life-affirming sex. The morning after they'll both realize that everyone and their uncle overheard them! Slash! PART NINE of He's the One That I Want Verse.

Originally written for dhkinkmeme on Tumblr: The Outsider sees forever. This is one of those forevers. Corvo/The Outsider, high chaos.

Nick is invited to another one of the mysterious Gatsby's wild parties, though this one ends much differently than what he expected. He learns something about himself-as well as Gatsby-that changes the dynamic between them entirely. Contains adult situations and languages, as well as Nick x Gatsby.

In which Voldemort tries to summon Death, and ends up wishes he hadn't bothered. Alternatively, in which Shizuo gets angry, Shinra rambles about love, Izaya trolls absolutely everything/everyone, and Celty saves everyone without actually meaning to. Goblet of Fire/Raijin Days/1995

Stories centred around Carlos and his relationships with other characters. No romance intended but can be viewed as such if you please. Chapter 1: The minute he'd heard about the illness Carlos knew he was going to get it.

Gatsby lives. Romance and Drama ensues. Nick/Gatsby

A new organization is thriving in Gotham city. Members of the Rogues gallery are forced to work with the BAU. It would be easy, if the Joker wasn't such a wildcard.

Guy has lived by that phrase, it kept him alive. Now that he's there...he doesn't know what to do. Surprisingly he finds comfort from a very unexpected source.

"Either I'm crazy or this kid looks just like me," Joker muttered, pulling the little boy closer as though that would make his features change into something that didn't look like mini him. Severus giggled as though he were entertained by his words, "DADDY!" slash, violence, offensive (maybe?), bad people

Kuzco was much more affected by the events then he let on. Haunted by night terrors and panic attacks, the emperor is slowly breaking. Can anyone help him? Warnings: Slash, panic attacks, ptsd, anxiety, night terrors

Bender was better at being comforted, not comforting others.

Time seemed to stop. Tulio looked over the cliff face and down into the dark, churning waters. "Miguel?" he called, his breath suddenly hitching as his heart began to pound in his chest. A fear far greater than the evils of El Dorado could induce gripped him and his mind began to race with possibilities other than... "Tulio!" Chel cried, "Where's Miguel?" "He's...gone."

(Very graphic slash!) The Joker has not seen Batman in months, even after escaping Arkham. Where is his Bat hiding? Why isn't he coming out to play? When he finally comes face-to-face with his favorite immovable object, how will he react? How will the Batman react? Read to find out...

Rin is transported to Berk by Mephisto's malfunctioning cuckoo clock. When he gets there he is faced with hostile inhabitants, fire breathing dragons and a language barrier. How in the world is he supposed to get out and back to Japan before these 'vikings' decide that he's too much to handle?

…He was beautiful. It was a given. He was beautiful in a way that could pull connotations out of one's head that were meant for women. He could blame it on whatever he liked, but something about Danny Fenton had always attracted Dash's ire and a simultaneous kind of attention in the form of attraction. For Alia.

Ed was pissed. The Colonel interrupts his precious sleep, only to tell him that his new assignment is to teach Alchemy at some school called Hogwarts where magic rules instead of science? However, no one warned him about the fat pink toad called Umbridge who has made it her life's ambition to get him fired. Oh, it is ON! Set during Harry's fifth year. Rated T for Ed's mouth.

Danny's feelings for Dylan were strictly friendly. Until that one drunken night two years ago when everything changed. Can this love work? Or is it too good to be true? One-Shot of pure Dylan (Funny Man) and Danny SLASH. A smidge of Jordon (Charlie Scene) and Matt (Da Kurlzz) SLASH. Hate comments? Keep them to yourself please. Rated M for Language.

"You wouldn't miss anyone, and no one would miss me. Haven't you ever just wanted to disappear?"

In which Miguel has a terrible plan and Tulio, as usual, goes along with it. Turns out it is a not so terrible plan.

Goku remembers well the mountain where he was imprisoned for over five hundred years. When his nightmare shows his sun betraying him, Goku has a hard time getting over it. Can Goku trust the real Sanzo? Only if Sanzo will help him remember he can.

Ed goes to the elemental nations under orders. His mission? Find out everything he can about this new found land while also researching for his own needs.

Penelope Garcia takes it upon herself to drag the only other nerd on the team into the world of anime. Based on the fact that Garcia has an Alphonse model on her desk. Can be read as Garcia/Reid, if you want, but it's just friendship to me.

When his normally healthy young charge collapses, Sanzo discovers that there is something worse than a noisy & lively Goku.

A young Goku learns that despite a sharp tongue and a rather scary temper, Sanzo will always come looking for him. (No pairing)

Tulio didn't ask for this, he didn't ask for this feeling to hit him like a pile of bricks. Yet, here he was; standing in front of the only person who ever made him feel this.

Two geniuses walk into a bar . . . Sounds like the setup of a bad joke. But what happens when Spencer Reid and Sherlock Holmes meet for the first time?

If he had paid better attention, Nick would have known that Ellis couldn't swim.

Ja'far has always been haunted by a few words. Oneshot/SinJa

As Spencer got up from the ground, the other's gathered around Spencer. He returned their stares, confused. "What?" "We told you he was the exception to the Reid Effect." Rossi said. Dedicated to my buddy, TomgirlBre. One-Shot.

It's been a long time, my dear friend.

When he is met with silence, Haytham's cold mask of indifference finally shudders and eventually disintegrates.

"What you don't know is that protecting is one thing many ghosts understand." When two hunters capture Danny Phantom their are many things that everybody doesn't know. But, the biggest thing would be what Danny is going to do when salt is used against him.

The first and last thing the God of Mischief saw was red. My take on the Ragnarök. Oneshot.

Teen Megamind tale. Megamind remembers everything since infancy. Metro Man doesn't, but his ignorance is even greater than he realizes. Now complete.

(Shizaya) Shizuo is just wandering around Ikebukuro, when he suddenly meets the flea. But wait, why is he limping? And …WTF! Is he crying? ! comfort, fluff, angst rated M just to be safe :) complete ;3

A version of how the Joker has gained the scares on his face...

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

Centuries after the punishment of a certain demon, he reappeared at Hogwarts' Gates. Okumura Rin would repay his debt to a friend by teaching the students a new subject: Demonology. (starts in the first year of Hogwarts; planning for multiple years; original story changes due to Rin's influence) Chamber of Secrets, has now started!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were about to start their fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and things couldn't be going any better. Lupin is back, and Harry gets to see his friends after a long summer. However, things are about to get complicated when a twelve year-old, golden-haired boy is chased by dementors into the opening feast. Who is he? Where is he from?

What does Loki think about being "the god of lies"? This haiku in Loki's voice is the answer.

Ever since Emily's rise to the throne, the City Of Dunwell struggled for 7 years against the plague. Now free from it's grasp, Emily has attempted to create alliances with many Kingdoms one of them being Arendelle. Her Royal Protector, Corvo Attano, must accompany Emily to Arendelle, it was supposed to be a simple job however nothing is simple with the Outsiders plans.

"I think it's time we went on vacation." He says, stamping his foot to emphasize his point. "Starting now. Today, we're doing something fun." Of course, Thor has no choice but to agree - that is if he wanted any lovin' that night. What he didn't see coming, when he planned their date, was Batman and Joker somehow becoming a part of their evening.

In which the knights and Merlin fall through a portal to Hogwarts and witness the students using wizard swears of the Merlin variety and are understandably shocked.

This is just a little one shot about Dash finding out Danny's secret.

A parody of Voltaire's 'Bomb New Jersey' as sung by the Grinch

Derek Morgan go's over to Spencer Reid's house for a surprise dinner the night before their only day off that month. But why wont Derek go further then a kiss with him? (Rated M, but no smut.)

Morgan was never bothered by Reid's fear of the dark, But lately..It's been getting worse.

For once in their lives, getting information isn't the problem. The Winchesters have too much of it. Finding out the truth is the hard part.

When Reid comes to work with his hair short, the team doesn't think much of it. When he stops with the random statistics, the team starts to worry. When Reid explodes when Derek calls him Pretty Boy, they realize something is really wrong with him. SLASH! (non-con)

He doesn't like knowing that he was never vulnerable, not to his dark knight. He was never capable of dying, he was always the unstoppable force. But now he knows he can be stopped, and he hates it. He can be so easily worked, and the Bat will never know how much he's come undone with a simple bomb he had nothing to do with. ((Also on AO3.))

A young Kuzco calls Yzma "mama" and must deal with the consequences.

"Tonight, he wasn't the boy that would be the ruler of the kingdom. Tonight...he was her boy." Yzma comforts a young Kuzco late one night.

The truth is, Loki is terrified.

Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)

It was all just a really bad joke. The kind of humour the new Harry Potter decided he liked. Year 3 onwards AU. Dark Humour and Themes.

It was inevitable, in hindsight. The sort of thing a real advisor might have warned Kuzco about before he started spending every free moment in the village. Kuzco/Pacha/Chica.

It was the smell that did it. No matter what he did, Guy couldn't stop smelling it. He fell asleep with the smell of tar in his nose. He woke screaming.

Vlad isn't the best person around, but he's not totally evil. Something is hurting the children in the town near his mansion, and he's determined to get to the bottom of it - despite the hunters chasing the same thing. -Drabble for superphantom week

One-shot. 'When he opened his eyes for the first time, it was to find himself trapped.' (Rated K for an unimportant death) (Basically just a partial character examination)

Some random haikus that examine the mutual obsession between Batman and Joker... These are mostly intended as slash, but about half of them can be read as gen, if you insist. There's nothing graphic. B/J SLASH

Danny is sent by Clockwork to help Aang and the Gaang! They have just escaped from the invasion and are at the Western Air Temple. Danny is sent and helps the Gaang through the rest of there adventures leading to Sozin's Comet. Disclaimer: I don't own anything!

The Grinch and the Mayor of Whoville are two lonely souls, each secretly yearning to lie in a lover's warm embrace. Will their broken hearts become whole when they find each other? A Grayor story. Lemon in later chapters. Don't like don't read.

When Thorald Grey-Mane leads the charge to take Markarth for the Stormcloaks, Ondolemar must find some way to ratify the situation without suffering a blow to his pride.

Danny Phantom finally gets caught by his parents, but this time he can't escape. Final chapter is now posted!

With Strauss gone, the BAU team now need a new boss but their suspicion rises when the new boss is rude toward Reid. Does the new boss have a bone to pick with Reid or is Reid in more danger than they thought? The team must stick together and protect their youngest from this monster of a boss.

In which the god of Mischief and his eldest son take an evening stroll, share some bonding time, and redefine the term "pest." One-shot.

James gave a dark chuckle, full of promise, that made even Jack, he who could often be found sailing into a storm, take a mental step back

Once upon a time, Jack fell in love with Bruce. Then Bruce stopped smiling and Jack? Jack laughed. (Bruce/joker(Jack))

Shortly after the Promised day, Edward Elric receives an unexpected assignment. The recently war torn country makes new ties with England, and the young alchemist becomes an undercover student with the charge of protecting a troublesome Boy-Who-Lived. R&R

"No!" Parris shouted, pushing the judge away from him as he turned to face the table once again. Danforth stared at him, blinking before frowning. Parris had clapped a hand over his mouth, gripping the table again with the other, trying desperately to keep from sobbing. "I- I am so sorry sir. It's just that this... this is wrong." Parris/Danforth.

Joker has a daughter, what if this daughter was in the Dark Knight? what would the movie be like? what if she decided to change sides last minute? Joker's daughter has a decision to make, Joker or the innocent people of Gotham. I suck at summaries!

Post TDKR. Joker has broken out of Arkham and he needs to know if it's true. Hinted Batman/Joker.

Post TDK/Pre TDKR AU: "Welcome to my execution." Please observe the warnings!

A conversation between Sherlock and Reid on the plane to America.

Twelve year old Megamind is growing up. This is a problem for some prejudiced individuals. This story takes place before the events of "Stepping Out."

... First I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemy's clothes, then-"

Haytham's final stream of consciousness.

Batman tries to save Gotham by spending the night with the Joker. The day after, Batman can't stop thinking about him SEXUAL CONTENT THROUGHOUT

"You can't run anymore. Put your weapon down and we can talk." The boy looked at him then, and he was shocked by his eyes. Molten gold. But there was also fear, and trepidation, in them. "Come on kid, we don't want to hurt you!" called JJ. "I'm not a kid!" Edward Elric is lost in a world he doesn't understand, and the agents of the BAU have found someone they don't. COMPLETE!

Batman and the Joker stop for a moment and talk, both tired of everything. Not exactly Angst, just an experiment in hurt/comfort genre. Could be seen as Pre Slash.

Fate. That's it. That's the joke.

Garcia's appreciation of Morgan's assets leads to some interesting happenings between Morgan & Reid. This is slash! Don't like, don't read.

A story I filled on the AC kink meme. The prompt: Connor gets backed into a corner by a few too many bored redcoats. Rated M for a reason. Multiple RedcoatsxConnor, mentions of Achilles, and a dose of Fatherly!Haytham love

Adopted from sapphireswimming! Danny exhausts every excuse trying to stay out of the lab, but Jack drags him downstairs anyway. The real trouble starts once they get there.

Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.

In which Loki and The Joker conspire together to win the affections of their caped crusaders. "The God of Chaos and The Joker walk into a bar, and the bartender...well, he uh...he SAYS, 'Ow, stop stabbing me'"

It's raining and they stop at a hotel, Goku feels traped and Gojyo calms him down. It hints at a little relationship between them but only like friends. I had a dream about this last night and had to put it down on paper. Please review, second story first having to do with anime. Criticism welcome. Thank you.

When Nibenor left his homeland of Valenwood for a better life in Skyrim, there were two things that he didn't expect to discover about himself. First; he's the Dragonborn of legend. Second; it turns out he's rather fond of Nord men. Big ones that lead him down a path in life he's never considered before. Rated M for mild sexual situations. Slash. Male Bosmer Dragonborn x Farkas.

Batman/Joker; Batman - dead. Without him, Gotham and The Joker are lost. There really isn't anything left here, is there? So, what's a clown to do? Time to go out with a bang. Is Bats really dead and gone? Could he, would he save the City, and the Joker? [Written before DKR, possibly AU]

Miguel and Tulio are left in their room, with the piles of gold they got for tribute. What happens now they have everything they ever wanted. Slash

and the other sparked fire. Retelling of the famous Balder and Loki myth, some artistic license taken.

Jack has just regained his beloved Black Pearl from Barbossa. Though delighted to be with her again, he has a less-than-happy tale to tell her, about something he endured during the search. Rated T for adult themes.

Cutler Beckett breaks Jack Sparrow, just as he was broken, and walks away a harder man. Love: just because you are burned does not mean you will die.

Albus has been searching for Harry since he was dropped off in a city known as Gotham. What he finds is not what anyone expected. Rewrite of Reactions. Unfinished.

Alice finds the Hatter. AU. One-shot.

Teenage Bruce lives alone with his Butler Alfred, having lost his father in a car crash and his mother in a murder. However, Bruce doesn't seem to be all there and doesn't know what to think when he finds a clown in his garden. Bruce/Joker slash.

Sequel to No Fear and Lessons. Mainly others points of views on Harry. Will start with the movie and progress into the wizarding world.

Danny and Danielle get a mission from Clockwork, "Stop the fighting between the Indians and the English in this dimension, otherwise, great sorrow and pain will come." Danny nodded and agreed, as did Danielle. They went through the portal, and landed with a loud THUMP on the ground, right in front of some confused Enlgish and Indians.

Joker meets the X-Men. Joker/Ororo. Random idea, I know. Since it's Joker and all, it has blood, gore, killing, the usual violence, and rape

People with strange and crazy lives meet other people with equally strange and crazy lives. Short stories. No pairings, just friendship and abject fanboying.

Have you ever caught part of a conversation and just gotten the wrong end of the stick? Poor Gojyo tries to make sense of what the hell is happening to the world when Goku is this open about sex, and to Sanzo no less. Warning s : Gojyo's mind bless him. Sanzo for his skilled pro-active hands-on treatment of Goku.

Assigned to a mission to go undercover as a student in a magical school and protect a boy targeted by a murderer, Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric soon finds out that there is more to the mission than meets the eye. Takes place in HP:PoA

A collection of short stories detailing the various adventures and dalliances of Hadras, a male Khajiit Dragonborn. From the halls of Jorrvaskr to the dungeons of Windhelm and the ratways of Riften. Hadras has seen and certainly done it all. Even with Alduin slain it seems a dragonborn's work is never done. m!Dovahkiin/check below for latest chapter's pairing

Danny's been having a bad day and the all too familiar bully made it even worse... This is my version of when he finally snapped. First fic ever and R&R! no flames please? T for safety.

On a dark street far away from the help of his teammates, Spencer Reid proves to a group of bullies why you should never underestimate the quiet ones. Rated T for brief bloody violence.

Sherlock Holmes has got to be the worst little brother ever. At least, that's what Mycroft believes. But annoying as he may be, there are things you just don't do in front of Mycroft. Like bully his little brother and his brother's only friend, Spencer. Kid!Reid Kid!Sherlock. Ties in with other fics, but can be read alone.

Proctor/Hale! Hale visits Proctor's cell to try and convince him to live.

When Reid announced he had a boyfriend, he seemed so happy. Although it broke Morgan's heart, he never told Reid how he felt. But Reid's been keeping a secret too. Eventual Morgan/Reid rated M for later chapter

Did Loki deserve his punishment? Perhaps even he would agree, but just because he agrees with the sentence doesn't mean he is guilty of the deed.

"No one insults me without... retribution." Torque plunged the blade deep into the green-skinned male's stomach. He drew the blade down the petite male's cheek, and watched the jade blood drip out of the cut, fascinated. ZADF, ZAGIF.

Izaya has been afraid of thunder and lightning ever since he was a child. Of course, no one knew this; until Shizuo barged into his home one stormy night. Shizaya ; kink meme fill

Frank Barron, a wizard on the run from Lord Voldemort, ends up in Gotham City. From an act of arrogance, he would cause a conflict as big as the last Wizarding war, Started by a man more disturbed than Voldemort himself...

A very special inmate at Arkham Asylum has agreed to do a custodial interview with the BAU... But are Reid and Morgan really prepared to meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Oneshot.

Danny's parents are hunting Phantom, and it's majorly depressing Danny. What will he do when they finally capture him? DxS

Logan is sent out to find a new mutant but this one is a little off rated T for langued and gore

Sequel to Ensnared. Axiom has sent the Elric brothers on yet another quest to better his world. But with new allies and new enemies, can the Elrics catch deranged serial killers while avoiding a pair of Homunculi? We can only hope.

Sometimes, honesty really is the best policy. Part of the Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before series.

Izaya accidentaly twists his ankle and gets stuck in one of the worst storms in Tokyo, without realizing its the flea Shizuo brings him back to his appartment. What will happen when Shizuo finds out who he's really takeing home?/Shizaya/one-shot/review!

Batman and Joker's conflict ends when the police capture the unstable criminal. The story should have ended there, but in the wrong circumstance Arkham can be lethal. His greatest enemy can't stand by and let that happen. It wouldn't be right.

Derek Morgan is a very hands-on man, especially when it comes to a certain young Doctor Spencer Reid. But what happens when he can't touch his Pretty Boy? Established Morgan/Reid. Slash.

When Roxanne gets a invitation from her sister with a superhero family, how will they react to her retired supervillain boyfriend?

After Ed, Al and Scar are thrown into Quantico and Scar kills a hooker, the brothers are brought into custody as witnesses and it all goes downhill from there. Can they find a way to get back to Amestris before Scar finds them? Maybe.

Two travellers meet and everything changes.

The Doctor interrupts a stand off between Batman and The Joker.

"I don't have to know you well to know how to piss you off."- Dash is trying to piss Danny off. Can Danny take it? Or will he snap?

After a sleepless night of ghost hunting, Danny is pushed over the edge by Dash and now everyone will feel his rage. Revised version of Lordfireix's paying the price.

After Izaya tutor's Shizuo in math, the tyrannical blonde fails his math test! What happens after an asthma attack inducing chase? Shizaya fluff

Megamind resives a devastating call telling him that his "brother" died leaving orphan his three little girls. What will he do when he's given full custody of said girls? Megamind/roxanne

AU. Voldemort was impressed - very impressed - by the Joker's reign of terror in Gotham. Now that he has recruited the clown for himself, the Order has to find some unorthodox allies of their own... Rated for language and violence in future chapters .

For all their differences, they have a certain understanding: Freyja of the Vanir and Loki of the Jotuns.

Aspects of Loki.

Edward Elric is sent on a mission to see if the claims of a wizard and witch school known as 'Hogwarts' is real, and is enrolled in it as a fifth year. Ed must report to Mustang. Using his knowlege of magic, Ed will try to use it to save his brother Al.

The reasons why Nick hate's Ellis. Nicks P.O.V.

The meeting of heroes is often considered to be the most amazing things. They are often epic, challenging and something to remember forever. But when one of them was once a villain, the meeting can be tense. But what about what emerges from the tension?

Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?

OneShot;Preslash. Morgan's teasing goes a little too far after he starts pulling Reid's hair, and Hotch doesn't like it at all. Tiny spoiler for Corazon.

The gods made a deal, and when something goes wrong Loki gets the blame. As usual. He also gets to fix it. As usual.

Izaya never expected that being sick could make life so much more interesting

What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.

Batsy/Joker. Violence and immense fluff, so bring toothpaste. Joker is extremely unhappy with Batman's popularity with the ladies. Based off the Justice League episodes Injustice for All.

Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.

Yet another night of boredum for Bender and Fry leads to a few minutes of torture for Fry that he'll never forget.

At the international briefing that L gives concerning the Kira case, he sees a familiar face through the not-too-terrible resolution of his web-cam. Not case-fic. Not slash. Not-so-proper time line.

Ever wonder what's on Danny's Ghost Files? Maddie does and when curiosity gets the better of her, she hacks onto Danny's account on the lab computer and find a LOT more than she was looking for. PP does not happen

Zim is feeling down after finding out something. Dib secretly watched, feeling pity for the alien. My idea what would of happened when The Tallest were going to send the malfunctioning SIR units to Zim.

Fry gets drunk at a party and Zapp takes advantage. Graphic sex, dub-con, angst.

A one shot hurt/comfort where Reid has a panic attack after being tied and thrown into a closet because of his fear of the dark. Morgan finds him and tries to comfort and help him. Reid reveals why he's afraid of the dark. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!

Morgan and Reid are stuck in the elevator overnight. What makes it worse is Reid has a bad cough that gets worse and worse and hit his head and might have a concussion. Can Morgan keep Reid awake through the night? hurt/comfort PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!

Missing scene from "Insane in the Mainframe." Roberto does terrible things to Fry in their shared cell. Slash, extreme, non-con. Implied Bender/Fry at the end

Hiccup has more in common with the town's doctor than he realizes. No pairings, drabble-ish. Spoilers for end of anime kinda and movie.

Reid is reading Death Note after a case. Rossi asks for the reason for a kid to kill, and Reid answers. A spur of the moment one-shot. I liked the idea.

A monkey awakes in the night, horrors still clinging to him like the hands of the dead. How do his companions deal with these nighttime horrors?

This is a response to JuneLuxray's challenge to have Jack find out Danny's secret! YAY! okay, please R&R!

One is a genius. The other may very well be one too. In any case, if these two actually met the universe would fall apart or something. Probably the most magnificent thing I've ever written. Reid/Izaya mild language.

What happens when Ed has to go to Hogwarts and Al cant come? slight EdxLuna manga based

Goku wanders off after a half-hearted breakfast, and Gojyo follows him to make sure he's okay.

She had left him a year ago, but it was a mistake. She needed him. And he needed her. So she returns to him, hoping he hasn't lost his own muchness. But is it too late? AliceXHatter...R&R!

The team meets some people from Reid’s high school the genius would have rather never seen again.

good old fashioned 'Danny beating the snot out of Dash' fic, plenty of angst a little blood two swear words, and one of them is in the AN. Because really Danny needs to beat up Dash more often!

Dean Winchester could relate to Edward Elric, maybe more than anyone, definitely more than most. FMA/SPN crossover. Rated T for language. One-shot.

Harry meets the Joker.

Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?

Goku begins to question what he is doing here if he's nothing but trouble to everyone. After a typical fight, Goku wants an answer. Can Sanzo put his mind at ease? Mild shonen ai Rated M for language. This is my first fic. Please be kind and enjoy!

AU Deathly Hallows. Hermione Granger dies at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, and Ron weasley decides that some payback is in order... of a most hilarious kind...

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

An evening alone and a confused prince. What's a boy like Aang to do? WARNING: Boy x Boy; Yaoi

What if Nick had answered Leo's calls? Slash.

Captain Hammer finally watches Doctor Horribles last blog entry. Set after Act III. Based on the song Rainbow Crossing by Rufus Wainwright.

The Batman...the Joker...two seemingly different entities of darkness. But are they truly so different? Horrible summary. BatmanxJoker Please don't flame me...it's my first attempt at a Jokerman fic

Two years later, and a single mistake remains to be put right.

In a society spiraling downwards, Reverend John Hale seeks to find redemption, finding it in saving an innocent man. John Proctor is accused of witchcraft, trying to save his name and dignity. Can they escape the restrictive and suffocating village?

Voldemort comes to Gotham to keep the Ministry off his scent. He decides that the Joker isn't all that he's cracked up to be and decides to take him out of the picture. Voldemort, we hardly knew ye...

One-Shot. Takes place after TDK. Spoilers. The Joker takes a walk and finds himself in a curious position.

Goku finds a dead baby bird. Set Pre-Journey when Goku's living in the temple with Sanzo. Oneshot, a little dark. No pairings. better than it sounds...I think...

DavyJones/JackSparrow Jack is caught aboard the Flying Dutchman. Jones has a surprise for him. warnings: mild non con, SLASH - dont like dont read dont flame NEWLY EDITED

Jack Sparrow made a bargain with Davy Jones. How did Jones fulfill his end of the bargain?

The Joker likes to play mind games and Batman is his favourite opponent. A oneshot glimpse into Gotham's greatest rivalry.

Jack tries to save Will, but Will is in the brig on the Dutchman. Jack is also trying to find out what that amazingly attracting sound is. He soon finds out who it is, but it is not expected. Better summary inside, I promise. JackXDavy. Warning: Adultthem

“What can I give you to ensure the safety of young William Turner?” JackJones, kind of JackWill AU takes place during DMC. Rape, MM, tentacle!sex

The town of Amity Park are forced to go through Danny Phantom's fears. Will secrets be discovered, people lost, or good guys found? I don't know, read!

WIP Sql to SoaFA, recap inside. Devil vs. Angel. Who will win Will's heart? Or will their anger push him over the edge of fear? Will Blake drive Jack to insanity, while fighting for Will? W: Slash, noncon. OC, self harm, lang, abuse.

a stupid little thing i came up with. i was bored, it was midnight and i'm obsessed with the crucible. give me a break.

After a fight, Goku gets kidnapped and Sanzo is forced to realize just how much he means to him. Lots of fluff and hurtcomfort goodness! Sugary Sweet! [What else do I write?]

Jack pays a visit to the sea... JSDJ If you don't like this pairing then don't read this fanfic... Simple as that. Warning: Tentacle Sex! I was possesed when I wrote this!

In a search for the Philosopher's Stone Edward is sent to a most unusual school. Can Edward create the Stone without sacrificing thousands? Can he do it without revealing who he really is? Can he do it and not screw up? HPFMA. AUish. Romanceless

Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..

Zim has nothing left so he seeks his enemy out for a dignified death. but he gets friend and a home instead. R&R please

Hale attempts to coerse Proctor into a confession, and failing that, sets him free. Slash. ProctorHale

Dedicated to Ammeh: Thomas could only jealously stare at the happiness John Smith and Pocahontas felt. He wanted that happiness for himself, with John Smith at his side...

6 months after Sanzo rescues Goku from the mountain, he goes on a mission, leaving him at a monastery for 2 weeks. When Goku becomes too much for the monks to handle, their methods of discipline become extreme...NOT YAOI OR SHOUNENAICOMPLETE!

Based off of Live Journal's oneblanket theme. Goku and Sanzo are stuck in a cave in the middle of winter with only one blanket. Angsty yet cheery SanzoGoku shounenai.

Five hundred years in the future, Goku is no longer the cheerful boy his friends once knew. He has only one mission, and his only hope is that it kills him. GokuxSanzoxGoku. Finished.

A perspective of Jack Sparrow's end, seen through his eyes. Contains a SERIOUS DMC spoiler, with sad JE suggestions. Updated and revised. Read and review, please.

YaoiShonenAi, if you don't like it, don't read it. GokuxSanzo. Sanzo finds life too much to bear. Will Goku be able to stop his suicide? Oneshot.

Dash does something that makes Danny very, very angry. Read and see what happens. Short one shot.

4 years after the rescue of the pearl, Jack has contracted a sickness that threatens his very life. With the help of old friends, Jack will battle new enimies to save his very life, or unleash a power more evil then the gold of Cortes. COMPLETE!

Betrayed by a member of their own crew, Jack and Will are kidnapped and tortured for information they don't have... rating will go up later

The Pearl is under attack and the captain and his crew have to fight for their lives

Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.

Remember this episode? Here's a 'what if' alternate ending... OneShot, Deathfic. Warning: Old.