Hey, im ali.

I think the Jo Bros are c-AWESOME!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Ali Grey

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aliizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Gold wolf (A-W-E-S-O-M-E!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Soleil S.Navajo (there is a North Navajo, but i live on South)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): grealgle (That is soooooo Star wars)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Mountain Dew (oh yeah!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Leoolin (I like that name XD)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Vladimir (ok that fits)

Rasie your hand if You like Smitchie or Jemi!

My story is soooooooooo Smitchie! Read it!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? UNderneath chin. I was being stupid, jumping off of chairs. I jumped, and landed onn tile floor.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Light blue ocean

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? None. Maybe talk idk

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything Disney

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? November 13, 1990, around 1:00 pm.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A wii and tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My uncle Bob

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Anything I own

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Between 5’ and 5'1"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yep.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My little brother. dont ask

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? ?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Bronze & Dark brown. Oh and Black XD.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Repeat the question please??

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? I cant drink either

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? olives and extra cheese!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ramen!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? NO!! Wait, the cracker?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? 500 dollars! woo yeah!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Do celebratites count?

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Old Navy

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 dogs 1 fish

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Rhodisan ridgeback doggies

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? IDK

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? ohh. Bruttes are cute, but im a blondie...

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My bestie

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Ian, my bro

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no. sadly

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Chocolate, cake, Jonas Brothers!!

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not me , but my aunt met Joe Jonas when he was 5!

37. FIRST JOB? IDK

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? reading Fanfiction

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My friendlyness

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Jonas brothers tickets!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 girls

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yep

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Garneir.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? INo. it sucks!

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham and Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Hilary Duff's most wanted

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Heck yes!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listen to the camp rock cd

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? No second home

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? stuffed animals

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i dont have a cell phone

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? yeah

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yep

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? hmm. Funny, cute, great friend, did i mention funny?

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Alikinz, Aliz, Dawn

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Demi, Joebros, Disney, blah blah blah

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Sonny with a chance, Hannah Montana.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Huh??

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Is that a trick question?? Yes!!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last week

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Huh?? :S

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 100 mph

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, it’s up to them if they want to

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? JOnas brothers

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Fanta

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Hair color!

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? SOS by the Jonas Brothers

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? cherries, blech

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June. Summer!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio, mine.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Every color! And its natural!

86. EYE COLOR? different colors of blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Wendy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Camp Rock.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Last day of school.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Violin & keyboard.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Woo! Democrat! go Barack Obama!

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Preferably hugs, even if they are over-rated!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, definitely.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? CAmp Rock second session book #3

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? none

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The series of Unfortunate Events

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: No comment

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
XYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xyou watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/stick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing

Total: 15. I'm totally girly

Jonas Brothers Quiz!

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Joe. No questions asked.

2.) Which CD do you like better?

A Little Bit Longer

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

No.

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Posters!

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

No sadly.

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD/MP3 Player?

NO! Im depressed.

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Almost ;)

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Mandy

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

S.O.S.

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

Lovebug/A Little Bit Longer

11.) Does Mandy always know?

According to my boys, same witn hugs being overrated.

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

Miley's kinda cool...

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

AJ is cool!

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

WHAT?!

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

of course!

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

YES! I feel sorry for all who didn't.

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

NO way! I like him with long, Straight hair. Like in Camp Rock.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

it varies. I like straight in CR, but curly otherwise.

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

NO. Sadly.

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

The muffin man one.

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

NO.

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Yeah. I became obssesed when they went on Disney though.

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Mostly.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

NO.

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

NO! I'm gonna watch the movie though.

1. Shane

2. MItchie

3. Caitlyn

4. Jason

5. Nate

6. Ali (made up)

7. Brown

8. Tess

9. TJ

10. Ella

11. Barron

12.Lola

Questions and my answers:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

NO, 'cause Ali's made up, but that would make a cool fic...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm..

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lola getting Tess? I would laugh so freaking hard!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

NO.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

TJ/Nate or Nate/ Ella? Nate/Ella because TJ is a grownup, and NAte's 16...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Brown walking in on MItchie and Lola? Brown would act like nohting happened.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

ummm. Caitlyn never thought that she would think of Ella this way.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes. Shess.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Brown/Lola

Broken hearts and Empty Souls

I did NOT wanna do this.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Jason/Shane

ewwww.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Caity Cat. Dunno.

13. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Barron. Dunno

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Mitchie/Jason/Nate? Ooo. Maybe I would.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ella. "Where's my lip gloss??"

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tess. "Video Girl" by the Jonas Brothers.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Shane/Ali/Lola

Warning: Shane is a player. A really big one.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ella to Mitchie.

hmmm. "MItchie, you need a makeover. Like, right now."

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Nate. 5 minutes ago.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Ali. Dunno.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Barron and TJ. ew.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Caitlyn/Brown. ummm. Uncomfortable questions.

23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Shane and TJ are in a happy relationship until TJ runs off with Jason. Shane, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Barron and a brief unhappy affair with Lola, then follows the wise advice of Nate and finds true love with Caitlyn.

two worls collide:A Shaitlyn story

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

brown/Tess. I would laugh. A lot.

() You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

() You're planning your wedding already

(X) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(X) 'One Day at a Time' doesn't makes you tear up (but, When You Look Me In The Eyes does)

() You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments

(X) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

() You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

(X) You wish you were Mandy

() A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)

(X) You constantly think about one of the boys

(X) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(X) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was

() You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(X) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(X) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!

() You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized

(X) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(X) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

() You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times

(X) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them

(x)Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

() You beg your parents to move to New Jersey

() You have a JB Pirate eyepatch

() You know the relation between JB and Busted

() Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB

() You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it

(X) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player

() You put Peeps in the microwave (me: can someone please PM me and explain this one to me?? It makes no sense!!)

() You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(X) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(X) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(X) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver

() You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(X) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(X)You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(X) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(X) You know their parents' names

(X) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

() You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them

() You hate AJ for dating Joe

(X) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

() You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about

(X) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(X) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

() You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

() You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(x)You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys

(X) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(X)When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

() You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime

(X) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

() You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

() You know about "Moo, Bah!"

(X) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(X) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(X) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is

() Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(X) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes

(X) JB is the reason you get Magazines

(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB

(X) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding lol :)

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I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

Interviewer: Are there any instruments that you cannot play, but would like to learn someday?
Joe: Nick says violin, I would say ummm..the xylophone.
Nick: You can play the xylophone.
Joe: Fine, the zzz..uh..whats that crazy thing that they play in Jamaica? The bwwoooohhoooon (makes didgeridoo noise)
Nick: Jamaica! Its Australia dude!!
Joe: Oh...no i know, whats that thing they blow at?
Kevin and Nick: The didgeridoo.
Joe: The didgeridoo...I want..yeh..that was..that was sweet.
Nick: You said Jamaica..
Joe: No..but I want one from Jamaica...they get in Jamaica and then its from Jamaica.
Interviewer: Alright man, I think we're done..

Joe: I just found out the other day, like, putting a pop tart either in the microwave, or, like an oven, taste so much better.
Nick: Yeahh he just found that out.
Joe: I thought that was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: ..They're called POP tarts. xD
Joe: Yeah but you -- I, I didn't expect oh you know, that it doesn't say in the instructions to put this in the oven or microwave..
Nick: Yeah it does!
Kevin: Yeah it does.
Nick: It says on the whole back of the box
Joe: You ever read the directions?
Nick: It has all of the facts on the SIDE of the box
Joe: And an egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that, does it?
Nick: No, cause you don't HAVE to do that.

Camp Rock Fave Stuff!

Fave character: It's between Shane and Mitchie and Caity Cat.

Fave Shane Quote: "I don't know. You just seem different. Good different."

Fave Mitchie Quote: "It's nice. Totally blingilicious."

Fave Nate Quote: "Look, you're the bad boy to the press, and the label has a problem with that, so we have a problem with that."

Fave Jason Quote: "oh, and can you make me a birdhouse or something?"

Fave Tess Quote: "If it wasn't obvious, you are so out of the group."

Fave Caitlyn Quote: "Okay, this is creeping me out, why are we talking?"

Fave Ella Quote: "BTW, your lip-gloss is SO not glossy anymore!"

Fave Peggy Quote: "Uh, I thought we were suppouse to wear the same thing?"

Fave Smitchie Scene: ENDING, FACE-TO-FACE!!

Fave Naitlyn Scene: Well...i don't think there was any...

All-Time Fave Scene: 'This is me' scene

Hated Scene: Beach Jam. Nuff said.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while i explain what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and i'd always say Nick J is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now i'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but i've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It, I wish i could trade places with Mandy for just 6 minutes because i know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know i may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know were talking about the Kids Of The Future and it's seems like it just may be Eternity before, "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take it One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me To Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye.

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE!

Would you rather...

Nick or Joe call you at 3AM?: Joe

play Joe in DDR or Kevin in Guitar Hero?: Joe in DDR, cause i can't play guitar Hero

join them on the Burnin' Up tour, but never talk to them again or talk to them for 30 minutes daily?: 30 minutes daily

walk in on Joe changing or Nick writing a song?: NIck writing

steal Kevin's purity ring or Nick's dogtag?: Nick's dogtag

babysit Frankie, or eat lunch with Big Rob?: Babysit Frankie

Joe with curly or straight hair?: Straight

Nick with Miley or Demi?: Miley, cause I want Jemi to happen

raid Joe or Kevin's closet?: Both

run your hands through Nick's hair, or cuddle with Kevin?: IDK both would be so cool!

have the boys perform the entire It's About Time CD or Jonas Brothers CD in your room?: Both

have Joe sing Please be Mine or Hello Beautiful to you?: PLease Be mine

sit in the backseat of Joe driving or call Mandy and tell her what you think of her?: call Mandy, because I wouldn't feel safe if Joe was driving...

see Nick kissing Miley in person or Joe kissing Demi in person?: Joe kissing Demi

have Nick fall in love with you or have Joe and Kevin both fight for your attention?: Ooh. Definatly Joe and Kevin! wink wink nudge nudge

Camp Rock the Final Jam will borrow it's plot from Shakespeare; featuring Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers, new director and writer, according to Hollywood Reporter. Production begionnning in summer, will debut on Disney Channel in '09. The story has characters played by Demi and Kevin, Nick, and Joe Jonas returing to their beloved Camp Rock, only to discover that some of the students and instructors have ditched it for nearby rival Camp Star. Meaghan Jette Martin, Maria Canals- Barrera, Alyson Stoner, and Daniel Fathers will return for the sequel. Joining the cast for 'Final Jam' are hip-hop artist Matthew 'Mdot' Finely and Chloe Bridges, an accomplished 17-year-old classical pianist. Mdot plays the reigning hot-shot singer across the lake at Camp Star who challenges Camp Rock to a musical showdown. The 'Romeo and Juliet' moment comes when Nate (Nick) falls in love with Dana (Chloe), the daughter of Camp Star's owner.

Eek! I am like In LUV with Allstar Weekend! I don't have their CD yet but I will when I get paid. LOL. I can't wait! My personal favs are Zach, the lead singer, and Cameron, the cute bassist, i think. The other one besides the one who sings in Dance Forever, my fav song by them. Anyways, this is Ali signing off.

-Alikinz