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 Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Glee. So I love to read all types of books and watch movies and tv etc etc. but my current obsession is Klaine. I freaking love glee, best thing ever. Fave Pairings are Klaine, KurtxPuck and BlainexJesse. Sooo... I havent written anything in agggeeees. Twilight used to be my thing and I might go back to it but for now I'm in the middle of a smutty klaine story for you all :) I love to write. obviously :P but being able to share my writing, and to have people actually like it, is amazing. best feeling ever when I see a review notice in my email!! So reviewers do get cookies for being awesome. HINT HINT ~ REVIEW. For those who are Glee fans, check out [Dalton] if you haven't already. It's so damn good, you'll love it :) Check out my [tumblr] :D Love and hope everyone. xo |
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Be Safe by BonitaChic reviews
As Nessie gets older, Edward just wants Jacob to be safe with her. The inevitable sex talk. A humorous one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,414 - Follows: 7,818 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Center Of My Heart by Imagination Genius reviews
"Ali isn't like that. She's not controlling and domineering. I'm my own person free to make my own decisions. She gets that you're important to me and would never ask me to stop being around you...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,588 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Wake Up My Love by ocealyn reviews
Edward Cullen has loved his best friend, Isabella Swan for as long as he can remember. On the day he had planned to confess his feelings, she ran into a terrible car accident and ended up in a Coma. How will Edward react? Will Fate bring her back to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,303 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Take A Bite Out Of Me by alexwishington reviews
based off of True Blood, in wehich Blaine is a vampire and Kurt is his mate, the summary sucks I know, but give it a read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Anderson by alexwishington reviews
"Blaine sighs deeply before opening the door to his room, planning on throwing his bag angrily at the bed, but the problem is that someone's already on his bed."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by alexwishington reviews
In an act of desperation Kurt Hummel finds himself in the exciting world of the New York gay strip club scene, problem is Kurt doesn't like being a part of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Little Secrets by alexwishington reviews
Blaine and his family move right next door to the Hummel-Hudsons. Blaine didn't want to move, but after seeing a beautiful boy in the room across from his dancing around, he starts to think that living here might not be so bad.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Bloom by alexwishington reviews
When Kurt picks up a random guy at a club one night, he expects a night of fun between the sheets. What he doesn't expect is to fall for him. Sucky summary I know.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,867 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Read My Mind by alexwishington reviews
Blaine Anderson wakes up one morning to realize that he can read minds. Now he has to get used to having other thoughts invade his own, and that includes Kurt Hummel's thoughts about him. and they're not always so squeaky clean.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,340 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What Fools We've Been by bxblover reviews
Blaine missed his chance in high school to tell Kurt he loved him. Now they're living together in New York, and Blaine's had quite enough of going without. Klaine. Rated M for...well, a reason. Haha.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Aren't Who We Were by littlelionblaines reviews
"Now we both have separate lives and lovers, insignificantly we both have significant others. Only time will tell…" Future!Klaine. Kurt and Blaine begin a secret, passionate, very forbidden relationship. Could this casual fling turn into something more?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,018 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blue Moon by Roxz reviews
Bella and Edward are coming home from their honey moon and Bella finds out she pregnant and keeps this away from Edward. Bella and Edward face hard obstacles. This is my first fanfic. Thanks for all your support!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,525 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Poker Game by edwardlover13 reviews
Why is Bella so mad at Edward after he loses his weekly poker game? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Awakening Of The Heart by Roobz reviews
Edward left, bella was adopted into another family of vampires like the cullens they go to a high school and the cullens show up as new students? Will Edward recognise bella? FIND OUT INSIDE crap at summarys please R R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampires and Notes by SlytherinHippie reviews
A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
All They Ever Wanted by SarahEileenGrangerPrince reviews
What I think certain characters from the books want from or for Bella. Written when I was bored, typed and uploaded when I couldn't sleep. Have fun reading. One-shot randomness, list style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella - Complete
He Comes First by ruthless527 reviews
Rose is Adrian's guardian and best friend. He wants more but she pushes him away for reasons he can never know, his very life at stake. Can she keep the love she feels for him hidden and will Dimtri and Tasha's return after two years make things worse?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,795 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I. - Complete
All Because of Alice by carsonists reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Awoken by dazzleme15 reviews
This is my version of what happened to Melanie and co after she woke up after Wanda was taken. Sorry, My summary sucks but it gets better rated T for safety
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,443 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
21 things that the cullen's can't do by team sparkel fleas reviews
excatly what it says !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Art Of Online Dating by Delilah Lovett reviews
Bella and Alice have decided to try eHarmony just before going off to college. Will they find Mr. Right? Follow their adventures as they meet some handsome men online and discover what love is, and isn't. AU AH Kinda OOC BxE, AxJ, RxEm. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Alice
Ask The Cullens by jaymeecullen reviews
The Cullens receive letters from their many fans... hahaha.... find out what happens when they read their so called "fan mail".... *MY 1ST FANFIC! cut me some slack pls.... REVIEW! thnx!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Bestfriend or Boyfriend? by Live.Life.With.Music reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they two years old, but Edward had to leave Forks and his Bella. What will happen if Edward comes back in 5 years? Will Bella and Edward fall in love with each other or be best friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Just One Of The Guys by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Skater chick, Bella Swan and her brother Emmett get sent to a boarding school. It is all boring until Edward, Renesmee and Jasper transfer. Full summary inside. T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn: Edward's Perspective by Demi from lion and the lamb reviews
The entire Breaking Dawn Book written in Edward's perspective. Get inside Edward Cullen's mind, find out what he was really thinking during Breaking Dawn. Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
AIM with Breaking Dawn by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot! by Purple Staplers reviews
Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Where Will the World Take Us Now? by AnimeGamer42 reviews
What would happen if Charlie found out the truth about Bella?This and more questions are answered in my version of continuing the Twilight saga.May contain spoilers if u havnt read breaking dawn.Please read and review!The story is better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things Emmett does while bored in class by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Edward's Little Princess by SillyHearts reviews
Life is filled with 'What ifs' So, What if when Edward left, he left Bella pregnant? What if years later that meet again in collage? What if Edward wasn't single anymore? Now the only other question would be; What would Bella do? DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Begins Now by DreamerOfTwilight reviews
My twist on Breaking Dawn had Edward lost control during the honeymoon. What if there was no pillow to sink his teeth into when bloodlust took over? Will Edward's self loathing destroy his relationship with Bella? First fanfic so bare with me. LEMONS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The List by Dobber17 reviews
Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seat belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
A Different Edward 2 by Bleedingpurple reviews
Sequel to a Different Edward. Edwards a player and Bella ran away. What happens when Jacob comes into the picture? Will Bella give into the sexy Edward or does cuddly Jacob stand a chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,492 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008
Family Therapy by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Another Shot by goldeneyedgirl247 reviews
Edward left Bella again. Now it's 80 years later, and her new coven decides to come back to Forks. Unfortunately, the Cullens had the same idea. What will happen when they meet again for the first time in 80 years, and Bella has a new family and mate?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eternal Night by Jaliceforever reviews
10 Years after Breaking Dawn. When the Cullens move to Alaska, their lives are endangered by the presence of a familiar face. CONTAINS BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
The Amazing Race Cullen Style by EvangelineHale reviews
While Carlisle and Esme are away celebrating their anniversary for two weeks, the rest of the Cullen’s are stuck at home doing nothing. Until Rosalie comes up with the idea to play “The Amazing Race.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Seemingly Impossible by taylorjeanjn reviews
The phone call in Breaking Dawn between Bella and Rosalie from Rosalie's Point of View.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Shattered by blondiegirl12 reviews
Picks up where Edward had left Bella in New Moon. However, when Edward left Bella was carrying his child. What happens when Bella and company run into the Cullens in a high school 50 years later? It's better than the summary sounds. First story so be nice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lie Detector Test by TeaCullen reviews
*Complete* What started off as a joke turned into the game of a lifetime. Who would survive the questioning and what surprises do the Cullen's have in store for each other? Rated M for language, suggestive themes, ect. Cannon pairings. OOC at times. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Maggie - Complete
The Cullen's Disover MSN! by Broken Ice Alchemist reviews
What do the Cullen's talk about at night on MSN?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Road Trip! by SunnySkies4Life reviews
The Cullen teens and Bella decide to take a road trip while Carlisle and Esme vacation to Isle Esme. Lots of crazy, random, wonderful, superfantabulous fun! Rated T just in case, minor swearing/adult themes. NOTE: Bella is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Emmett
7 Minutes In Heaven Cullen Edition by SunnySkies4Life reviews
It's sunny outside, and the Cullens and Bella are bored. That is, until Alice had an idea. 7 Minutes In Heaven! Oneshot, not that funny, but I tried! Rated M just in case, but probably could be T.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
It's in His Eyes by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Alice share a house, and Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper share an apartment. When the two groups meet, anything can happen. All human. BxE EmxR JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,217 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
It Started With a Kiss by twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
In A Heartbeat by nerdify reviews
Bella and Edward argue about the things Edward can do in a heartbeat. Pointless fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
crazy text twilight edition by HufflepuffGleek reviews
Bella and Edward texting while Bella is in class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starting Again by lou-thewriter reviews
A Story about Bella's second first day of school at a new high school in Alaska. Told from Bella's point of view. Rated T for sex.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best I Ever Had by xxo.MeganBella reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen were Bestfriends, and then he left. Now, her life is falling apart, and Edward's returned after seven painful years. Bella isn't so friendly. Can he win her back, while falling in love? Original Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008
Lemons by FirelordMee-Ya reviews
Bella teaches Edward about the benefits of Lemons. ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2009
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Single Ladies Emmett style by twilighterjustgotbetter reviews
This is Emmett's version of single ladies
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A night to remember by Sophia24 reviews
Edward and Bella are forced to go to a club together. Bella gets drunk and reveals how she feels about Edward. What will happen when they spend the night alone together? 'M' for lemon in the third chapter...will be a three-shot! All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett, FRIENDS, and the Lottery by Still-Obsessed reviews
Emmett likes F.R.I.E.N.D.S! What happens when he realizes that he has never entered the lottery and decides to go for it. Why won’t Alice help him? There’s a silly list included. One-shot! Hope it makes you smile :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Bella and Chocolate by XoXsweetbloodXoX reviews
Bella on her period......what happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures at Walmart by jeaniebeanie245 reviews
Bella's being babysat by Emmett when she takes a trip to Walmart. They do some hilarious stuff and then get chased out. It was a one shot but now its two chapters and it's completed! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,739 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Unplanned by CharlieGrl reviews
Edward and Bella have been "just-friends" since the playground days. On Edward's birthday Bella wants to complete the transition from friend to girlfriend. Things get a little frisky in the backseat of Eddie's new car but uh-oh his condom breaks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Sex Education by vampirekisses1901 reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
What you Bring out in Me by azacfan09590 reviews
All Human: REVISED! because I'm trying to make this story better, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,823 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Messing With Vampires by BlueNinjaa reviews
Bella is the most powerful "thing" in the world and she loves messing with vampires. What happens when she arrives in Forks and starts messing with the Cullen's minds using some of her many powers. Will Edward and Bella still fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Grocery List by shelaughs reviews
Jasper, Emmett, and an unwilling Alice pull a "Welcome to the Family" prank on Bella. Oneshot, set pre-Breaking Dawn. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
The Bella The Volvo and the Mishap by pleasebiteme reviews
One Saturday afternoon, Bella decides to go grocery shopping with Edward. In the Volvo. With herself in the driver's seat. Sequel now up as a second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Breezy by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Carnival by forbidden.apple reviews
The Carnival has come to Port Angeles! Did Bella just get high of fairy floss? Why is Edward talking to a hula-dancing mole while holding a giant mullet? And why is Emmett crying like a little girl while Roalie is yelling? RT:Edward gets angry...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
THE BEST TWILIGHT STORY EVA by What a Waste of Space reviews
- - Yeah, don't take the title's word for it! This is a combination of all the most horrific Twilight plot lines known to man combined into one. I guess you could call it a mockery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Adventure in Walmart by xxJxROxx reviews
Emmett and Edward go to Wal*Mart to get Bella food. But Emmett finds a way out and looks throughout the store on his own. What does he get himself into? I promise the ending is hilarious! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Too Hot for Comfort by MelodiousVengeance reviews
In the middle of summer, Bella demands of Edward "WHY WONT YOU SLEEP WITH ME!". and Emmett walks in on the two when Bella is too hot for comfort!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Bella Sleeps by skooshiegirl reviews
Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper watch Bella sleep and make her do things unconciously. Rated T for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Mushrooms and Cows: A Sugar High story by dear forever yours reviews
Pretty short, Emmett gives Bella chocolate, and Bella gets sugar high and what happens. all fluff and jokes
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Bachelor Party by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and Charlie go to Seattle for Edward's bachelor party. Contains a drunken Charlie, mild swearing, and mature content. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
When Bella Sleeps by noble silver dagger reviews
a little oneshot i scribbled. ed and alice talk while Bella sleeps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
The Talk by JasperHaleRox reviews
Emmett and Edward talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Redecorating with Emmett by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Emmett and Bella decide that Edward's room needs an upgrade.... or would it be a down grade? See what they do to it! Edward wants his revenge on Emmett, with Bella's help! is it just me, or is she evil? Now Complete... DO NOT KILL ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
SleepWalker by MiszTwilightObsessed reviews
Bella is Caught sleepwalkin and look what it leads to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
UH OH by BlaineAndersonLover reviews
when bella gets a phone and starts to text message in class with the rest of the cullens there is bound to be trouble. what happens when they get caught and a teacher takes up the phones?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
Kill Me by Apollaskywalker reviews
Edward finds out about Bella jumping and his trip to the Volturi. Rated 'T' for swear words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
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Stand and Deliver reviews
Follow the love and hardships of Kurt and Blaine's relationship as Blaine enlists in the Marine Corps. Lots of tears and laughter ensure as the couple grows together through the tough times they endure. Future!Fic, Marine!Blaine. Full summary inside. :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blaine It On Me reviews
Future!Fic. Kurt and Blaine haven't talked in four years, when Kurt turns up emotionally and physically bruised, will Blaine be able to forgive him and get him back on his feet? Eventual Klaine, M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Baby, Lets not keep pretending reviews
Song-fic. Klaine. Glee nationals song "Pretending" used. One-shot only. Love and betrayal, and that happy ending everyone loves. : Just read me!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Jaspers Fun with Emotions reviews
Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Made in China reviews
A Klaine fanfic. Smutt smutt and smutt to come. Kurt and Blaine are having a few sexual tension problems. Oh, I see the "talk" coming on! Just read me :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hold Me Tonight reviews
Drunk Sex. Sure, it seems like a good thing at the time. Bella and Edward become best friends after a one-night stand, But Bella is in love with Edward. Bella's hiding a secret. Will she try and hide it or tell Edward and risk losing him? AU, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Even though we love them, it's fun to annoy them! reviews
Way's to annoy all the Twilight characters! *BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS* Random, Stupid And funny! Rated T for saftey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie
Emmett Jizzed in his Pants? reviews
Emmett gets "Jizz in my pants" in his head and decides to put on a show and sing it in front of his family...... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Cullens On MSN reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a random conversation on MSN! xD please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Emmett Eats A Bomb! reviews
Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Stupid photographic memory! reviews
Carlisle Gets a song stuck in his head...... I suck at summarys.... random and quirky! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Carlisle
Hardest Decision Of My Life reviews
Edward's POV when he decided that it was best for Bella that his family and him leave. Set in New Moon, from chapter 3 Voted for Best Poem - Best one-shot and Best Bella & Edward Romance!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Is My Existence reviews
An alternative to the ending of New Moon.... Please Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edwards Nerves reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete