Wait a second, I'm I writing a profile about myself? No that can't be! Ah screw it, I'll do it anyway... right after these four cups of coffee...

A Little Bit About Myself:

Name: Joshua

Age: 17

Favorite Book(s): The Lord of the Rings Series

Favorite Video Games: Patapon, Jak and Daxter Series, Disgaea Series (especially the DS version), Metroid Prime Series, Ratchet and Clank Series, Fire Emblem Series, Final Fantasy Series, Sly Cooper Series, Legend of Zelda Series, and Okami (wow... I think I gotta cut back)

Favorite Color: Black (No, I'm not emo)

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Metallica

Favorite Types of Music: Rock, Alternative, Metal

Hobbies: Archery, Sharpshooting, Hunting, Reading all day, and Playing Video Games all day

What I Hate: Video games with a final boss that has nothing to do with the plot at all, People who spam me with emails, online game cheaters, Hummers, Buicks, and Ford trucks (Great, I'm hated by 3,000,000 people), People who look like they're listening to you but they aren't (They are so !@#&@ annoying!), The Fallout Series of video games (Oh, God, now I'm hated by over 12,000,000 people), the Xbox 360 Elite (Now I'm hated by over 20,000,000 people), and last but not least, probably you (OK so I don't hate you (yet) but it felt good to write)

What I Love: Nice, Kind, Good people, waking up at 5 AM and playing video games till 11 AM (Fact: I do this by drinking 4 cups of caffinated coffee), the Wii and PS2, writing stories with no plot in mind (Fact: I actually do this), Video Games that can addict me to them for 5 hours straight (Woah, I should take a break, eh?), Books that involve fictional creatures like elves and hobbits (ELVES!!), and of course, my girlfriend Lauren