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 Why hello there Previosuly known as "Dahmer's Glasses" (it's actually now the title of my tumblr). I wrote the stories "HAL 9000" and "After the Fire". I forgot my old password, so here I am today. Sorry, I don't really review stories but I love to favor them. I'm part of many fandoms, some of which are: Hannibal, Hetalia, Mario, Legend of Zelda, MST3K, Carnivale, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Weeds. If I like your story, you're on my favorites list. I am a future screenwriter Movies are my blood. I crave the lemony goodness. True crime fanatic. Joel Hodgson is my sweetheart. Jim Parsons is my honey bunny. Anthony Perkins is my baby. Seth Rogan and James Franco are my brothers. Nathan Fillion is the best. Papa and Charlie Sheen are my muse. I belong in the cult of Quentin Tarantino. |
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Murder family pets by Meggie-Hen reviews
Will takes in a new pet and his family starts to come together. Only rated T because mentions of cannibalism and murder, this is pretty much murder family fluff. I'm calling it in-progress since I can't decide if I want to leave it where it's at or make a proper ending.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Abigail H.
After the great war (WWII) by Muhyogetten reviews
Germany gets captured after WW2. The story is about how the allies treat him (Spoilers: Badly). Mind the rating. Germanys pov most of the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Germany, Russia, China, France
Maturing love by AiraSora reviews
Nelson had always seen Lisa as just another geek. Until that one day when she confessed her feelings to him. Though their relationship hadn't lasted long, the way he thought of her had definitely changed. And now 8 years later he's started loving her in a more mature way, compared to when the first time he kissed her to simply shut her up.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Lisa S., Nelson M.] - Complete
Change of plans by Kindred01 reviews
Hannibal finds something out about Will, that makes him change his plans (I'm saying it's complete for now because I don't know if I will add more
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford - Complete
The Lamb and the Tiger by Pumpkingirl reviews
Abigail visits Hannibal's office another evening sometime after Potage. "Hannibal liked playing this game; giving comfort against something his very own nature was made of."
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Irresistible by Alley McNally reviews
Lois & Clark make love at the Daily Planet.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
I love him? by AnimeAmie reviews
Just a short on Channing and Danny surviving Hell on Earth one day at a time.
This is The End - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Gratitude by GoldenJezebel reviews
Hannibal Kink Meme Prompt: After Will rescues Abigail Hobbs, she hopes to repay him for his kindness. Kiss kink/heavy petting. PART TWO UP (with added smut, per request).
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Will G., Abigail H.] - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers Defend Their Daughter by PendulumWings reviews
Hannifam, Will and Abigail cuddles, PackFam! Pack cuddles, Will is indulging in killing and eating people. Abuse, crying, vengeance.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers by PendulumWings reviews
Their daughter, and her first date. There's a lot of Hannifam cuddles and cute in here. It didn't start out being cute. I swear.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Honor Roll by Scarlet Path reviews
Ludwig was a Honor student in school. Though, lately his focus has been drifting away from his studies and towards a certain Russian student. Ludwig's marks are higher than his, so why is it that Ivan was also a Honor student? He must know!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Germany, Russia - Complete
In Your Own Bed by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
Abigail's POV, the evening of "Potage," based on the infamous "You have to sleep in your own bed" from "Oeuf."
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
A Pervert's Fantasy (A Prussia Hungary LEMON) by Jurana Keri reviews
Gilbert decides that it is time to have non-consensual fun with his old rival... Warning: Explicit content; read at your own risk!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Alkalom by coeurgryffondor reviews
Erzsi refuses to trust that any book could teach Ludwig how to do this properly. / GerHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Germany, Hungary - Complete
Radical Change by NoCommentHere reviews
Flippy and Flaky lemon. She just wants a quiet, peaceful day. What happens when Flippy suddenly visits her?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
HAL 9000 by Dahmer's Glasses reviews
A written version of what happened in the movie. One-shot.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2012 - HAL 9000, Dave B. - Complete
Taking Budapest by katcuori reviews
It is at the end of WWII. Everything is crumbling for the Axis. Little do people that not only was It was Germany, Italy, Japan that was heavily affected. Elizaveta, Hungary, is trying to stand as the barrier between the Ivan and his Russian forces that are driving towards Austria and Germany. Is she strong enough to hold back the Russian forces? WARNING! LEMON! Witten with Cap.H
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
Кровь в бассейне by coeurgryffondor reviews
This is no longer just a game to be played in Australia, just a competition between countries; this is whether Ivan Braginski will get Héderváry Erzsébet for his own. And Ivan, well, he wasn't one for losing. / Written for Eastern Euro Funk Fest. One-sided Russia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
You Are by coeurgryffondor reviews
Erzsi isn't quite sure what word she'd meant to say but does manage a gasp of some sort that makes her lover smile against her ear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
Winning the bet by IIPLUSLEII reviews
A short scene between the Mistress and the Warden during their encounter at the inmate's ball. M Rated because porn.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Let's Touch Thingies by Chip-Nips reviews
The boys can't decide who's more 'equipped' for pleasing the ladies. They compare schlong sizes and things go differently than expected.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
But Let It Go, And You Learn by coeurgryffondor reviews
Forty years behind the Iron Curtain. Forty years that change Elizabeta's life. / RuHun, historically accurate. There's an author's note on the first chapter with more info.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
Days on the SOL by LoverBoyWonder reviews
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Slash, Joel/Mike. Just a fluffy story I wrote for my own amusement. Please enjoy, and don't forget to brush your teeth afterward! I don't own MST3K or the characters. K for mild language. R&R!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Breaking by K a t r i x a reviews
Ivan wants Elizaveta for himself and he will do anything to make that happen. Guess all them invites for tea had a secret meaning huh? Ivan/Russia x Elizaveta/Hungary. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
Tiszta Fehér by nostalchique reviews
Hungary enlists the help of Russia in trying out her "present" from France. Pretty much PWP and some mention of the recent Russian Spy incident. In no way do the actions of these characters reflect the country. Russia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hungary, Russia - Complete
Cake and Pie by Accidentally The Whole Fanfic reviews
Every time Mario saves Peach from Bowser, she always rewards him with a cake and a kiss. But this time, she decides to give him something extra.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Never, Never by nostalchique reviews
An intimate moment, shared and lost after a single evening could have possibly reshaped history...had it not been dismissed and hastily forgotten. Russia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hungary, Russia
Locked Up by I-Am-A-Night-Troll reviews
I'm Boo. Boo Radley. Okay my name really isn't Boo. It's Arthur, and I'm not really crazy. My dad is dead, but I didn't kill him. I just stabbed him. A little." Some swearing.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
MST3k A Party for Joel by AnimeArchAngel reviews
The 'bots throw a little party for Joel on the Satellite of Love.
Others - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Savory Sadism by Saiyajin Princess Chichi reviews
A year after Johnny tried to kill Devi, both find that they cannot get the other out of their head. Both find themselves gravitating toward one another. Will Johnny sway Devi's ways or the other way around? Warning: VERY GRAPHIC. RR
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Spooning by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Just some cute/funny fluff I wrote about my two favorite butt-knockers. Beavis/Butthead Slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Bots Nightmare by Popitpopit149 reviews
Mike, Tom Servo and Crow are back on earth but Servo starts having Nightmares about a creature that haunts him from his days on the SOL with the help of Gypsy Mike will try to find out what the creature is but the Mads and Timmy try to interfere.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007
If We Sleep Together by fangirl1981 reviews
MST3K fic. Mike and Joel decide to try some slashy fun. It doesn't go so well.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Stress Relief by T 575 reviews
SLASH Jonesy X Ben... Jones is angry and horny, and his target is Ben Hawkins. MATURE CONTENT. Rape & Laguage.
Carnivàle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2007
Strange Bedfellows by Lyrastar reviews
It is said that politics makes strange bedfellows, and surely war is the strangest politics of all. HawkeyeTrapper slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Timeless by silkysun reviews
Because a princess needs to be saved and a hero has to get laid. ONESHOT AE: OoT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Evolving Tradition by SLWalker reviews
Joel tries to read the 'bots 'The Night Before Christmas'. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Goes from the KTMA era through Season 5. Not a MSTing!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Scout and Boo by Meredith A. Jones reviews
ONESHOT. Scout said she never saw Boo Radley again, but what if she did, and in fact, what if she went to see him every day after school? Scout rambles and Boo listens. Cute thing, may be expanded. Please read and review!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete