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 Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Sanctuary, and Twilight. I write because if I didn't get all of these stories out of my head, I would most assuredly go insane. Brief Bio: I'm the nineteen-year-old who dares to dream of becoming a novelist. I also tend to dream of becoming British, but I think that's impossible with our current level of technology. P.S. That "Twilight" bit in the story list at the top is only cos I wrote a Sanctuary/Twilight crossover where the entire cast of Twilight dies. So don't judge. :P Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Sanctuary, Psych, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Fringe, Supernatural, Firefly, True Blood, Andromeda, and Red Vs. Blue (It counts!) Favorite Books: Inkheart Trilogy, Artemis Fowl series, the Echorium Sequence, Hitchhiker's Trilogy, All Quiet on the Western Front, and The Great Gatsby. Favorite Movies: Fight Club, The Prestige, Sherlock Holmes, Sahara, Star Trek (the new one), Ocean's 11, Iron Man, Thor, The Philadelphia Story (original), His Girl Friday, The Princess Bride, National Treasure, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Sunshine, and INCEPTION!!! Favorite Music: Electronica RULES! Also, Bon Iver, Family Force 5, The Killers, Shiny Toy Guns, Velvet Code, and anything composed by Hans Zimmer. Pretty much anything but country music. Favorite Fictional Characters: Tony DiNozzo (I'd marry him if he was real), Lt. Col. John Sheppard, Nikola Tesla, the Doctor, Shawn Spencer, Dustfinger, Dean Winchester (pre-angst), Tony Stark, Riley Poole, Wallace Wells, Hoban Washbourne, Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Dr. Simon Tam, Mace, Seamus Zelazny Harper, Loki (Marvel), Allan A'Dale, and Sherlock Holmes (any version). Favorite Random Stuff: vampires, superheroes, snow, a hot shower, comedians, dark hair and blue eyes, being slaphappy, sci-fi, gag reels, and my imagination. It's a happy place. :D |
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No Light, No Light (Not A Glimmer Of Light) by Celesteennui reviews
Oil and water, fire and ice, chickens and boots; all of these things mix far better than Sparrow does with Reaver. Somehow though, she's tied to him, by fate as well as choice. And, as always, the choices that she makes come with repercussions that aren't solely her own to bear. Sparrow/Reaver with Reaver as the biological father to Logan and the Princess/Hero of Brightwall.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Reaver] Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
Love in the Time of Science by ellymelly reviews
A tag/prequel to People of the Sand detailing the events of The Five in their time at university. A desire for knowledge is stirring within each of them as they push not only the boundaries of the natural world but of each other.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 146,349 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
What We Will Become by Sakrea reviews
Loki has a bad dream and comes to Thor for comfort. Brotherly cuteness, based on the movie.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Flick of the Wrist by MajorSam reviews
His grip tightened further, and in the next instant his teeth had sunk fully into her and his mouth was awash with her essence... So this is what it felt like to be drained. NOT JUST for H/N shippers. Trust me. Also Whump, H/C, Friendship, Suspense
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Intrepid Tale by hopeful.inspiration reviews
The Five. Brilliant, sophisticated, graceful, awe-inspiring...Nowadays, at least. Back then? ...Not so much. A funny look at the Five in their early days.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Growing Pains by Jujubee1981 reviews
Tesla's new abilities wreak havoc. Helen works to cure him. But a new abnormal may hold the key to more than just the cure for Tesla's problem. It's all romance, though, folks!
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
All Tied Up by hopeful.inspiration reviews
A one-shot of that 'me, you...all tied up' scene. Only...without the children.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Cheeky by Jujubee1981 reviews
Nikola is up to his usual tricks. Am I the only one who wishes they'd make him a main character? The guy walks away with every scene he's in!
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Picture It by Iellix reviews
For some reason, Hatter loved that picture--there was something about Alice and her pose and her lack of clothes and her 'come hither' expression that made him rapidly lose all the blood to his brain. Lemon, one-shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
In Their Meadow All Starry With Flowers by Dalla reviews
Nikola is unravelling, surrounded by myths and dreams, his mind is calling to some half hidden vision and Helen won't believe him. Rated M for later chapters.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Nikola T., Helen M.
My Last Breath by Miss Pookamonga reviews
..."Man doth not yield himself to the angels, nor unto death utterly, save only through the weakness of his feeble will." A POE-INSPIRED horror!fic written in honor of Halloween featuring Helen Magnus, Nikola Tesla, and of course, a Poe favorite-death.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Nikola T., Helen M.] - Complete
Freedom's Ringing by Stille Nacht reviews
Can Greed really stay with Lust until the end of time? Sometimes we just can't help but be a little selfish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Greed, Lust - Complete
Falling by Miss Pookamonga reviews
The only thing running through her mind now was the fear, the agonizing fear that he would back away from her and let her fall. Helen/Nikola.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Stakeout by Papillon Noir reviews
Casey/Jason
Unusuals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - J. Walsh, Casey Shraeger - Complete
The itch you just can't scratch by idioticonion reviews
Do we really believe that Lily went that long without a little somethin' somethin? Set between Aldrin Justice and Swarley. Part one is Lily's POV and part two is Barney's POV
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
She by DDG reviews
*TBagxSara* She screams in silence.
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - T. Bagwell/T-Bag, Sara T. - Complete
Kind Words by DDG reviews
*Gen* It was just another day.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - T. Bagwell/T-Bag, Sara T. - Complete
The Conquerable Man by Jamieson Zed reviews
Abducted and missing for weeks, Rhade finally returns - beaten and broken - to the Andromeda. The crew will learn that the road to recovery is not easy, and relationships will be tried, tested, and altered as a result. B/R.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,119 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - T.Rhade, Beka V. - Complete
Drusilla On Faeries by Hush Now-Hold That Thought reviews
At the end of School Hard, after Spike destroyed the "Annoying" one, our two favourite vampires retired to the bedroom. What occured there?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Drusilla, Spike
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We Are the Kings and Queens reviews
She wasn't half joking when she'd mentioned wanting to be his queen. But that's just silly, right? : Written for the monthly GW Teslen fic challenge December being "Gift" and in celebration of Rufflemas. Huzzah!
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Selfish Bastard reviews
TESLEN! Spoilers for "Trail of Blood" - a what-happened-after-the-credits fic. Idea courtesy of MissCheerfully over on the gateworld Teslen thread.: SMUT AND ANGST AHOY!
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Fateful Engagement reviews
They should have been happy. They were perfect for each other. And Nikola Tesla simply cannot stand for that.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle reviews
Henry and Nikola are sent on a mission of utmost importance. Kind of. Not really. First attempt at crack-fic, crossover with Twilight. Pre-"Sleepers." Rated T for violence and some naughty expletives. :P
Crossover - Twilight & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Nikola T. - Complete
Confidence reviews
Nikola told Helen he never broke his vow to feed on a human, but what if the urge got too strong? How would he keep his promise? This is a very short one-shot that tries to answer that question. Just remember. The key is confidence.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Nikola T. - Complete
Kiss Away the Tears, Please Pretend It's Rain reviews
Written for Teslen April just made it-woot! Warning: Lots of angst. Sounds like crap emo poetry in my opinion, but hey, I was stressed when I wrote it. Theme is "Kiss in the Rain." Bad and good reviews are welcome. :
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Once Upon That Fateful Night reviews
Teslen February Challenge for Gateworld: "Secret Admirer". The Four needed an engineer. He needed a family. It was a logical fit. What he didn't expect was to fall madly in love at first sight. Flashback fic. :D
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Don't Die Before I Do reviews
Post-"Sleepers". Nikola has adjusted to his new life. Helen hasn't. She'll do anything to keep another of the Five from leaving her. And, in the process, she will finally realize why Nikola in particular means so much. TIS FINITO! :D
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,629 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
The day is unimportant. The place is poetically appropriate. Who is the star of our story, you ask? A hero. A tragic, unsung hero of the world.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Striptease reviews
Helen’s breath caught. “Slower, Nikola,” she urged. He growled in a way that only a vampire could, a sultry inhuman noise deep in his throat as he lazily unbuttoned another.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Rescue Me, My Angel reviews
After "Sleepers," Nikola loses all hope. Only one person can wake him from his self-destructive trance. Well...one person--and a pigeon.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Never Friends reviews
Barely a week after the Five dosed themselves with the Source blood, Nikola and John realize what their respective transformations mean. The difference is that John embraces it, while Nikola refuses to accept it. No slash.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Nikola T., John D. - Complete
We Never Speak of This reviews
A blizzard traps Helen and Nikola in a run-down cabin on a mountain. Battling hypothermia and each other, how will they ever survive? Just a fun little one-shot. *Spoilers for Sleepers!*
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Curse of the Plasmavore reviews
A missing adventure for the 10th Doctor. Vampire Doctor! Set in the third season, immediately after the episode: "Smith and Jones". Miss Finnegan leaves the Doctor with a parting gift. Very, very slight Martha/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete