Cullenocdhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. Heyo! Clearly, I love Twilight. Or...do I? o.O Of course I do. Now that that's out of the way, I'll tell you a little about myself. 1) I am unfortunately not a vampire, simply a human. 2) Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes. 3) I may not update every day, or every week, but I always get around to something. 4) Reviews make me happy. 5) Check out my website, www.freewebs.com/onelittletheory 7) I frequently start randomly quoting Twilight. 8) I do not confuse touche for touchme. 9) I am neglectful, forgetful, and lazy. (Hence the lack of fanfictions) 10) I know I skipped number 6 |
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Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
Define Normal by Light Up The Sky reviews
What would happen if everyone in Forks found out about the Cullens being vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
The New Girl by wishing for a myracle reviews
a new girl moves to forks, but she is like no other. she knows the cullen's secret! how does she know? read to find out. im awful at summaries, but r&r anyways. hope you like it! OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Whole Again? by GAHaNERD reviews
When red eyes appear in the small town of Forks once again, what will happen? Bella could be in danger once again, but will her heart stop? Will Jacob's? The Cullens have found a 'new' enemy who will change everything. Who will get hurt now? Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Attention All Good Authors! by Edward'sPianoGirl reviews
I am having a contest. In 150 words, you must write a fanfic including a certain sentence... see inside for details. I've posted the winner. Congratulations!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Fleas by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
Ah, the joys of running through the forest. Suddenly you feel itchy! Parodies ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
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Paralelled reviews
Please read inside note and summary for information. I could never possibly fit all of it into this little box. Sorry for the inconvenience for those who like to skim and read a quick summary. Apologies!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
New reviews
Bella as just been turned into a vampire, and everyone is curious to see what she brought into her new life. She brings along something no one expected, and it makes control that much harder...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Twilite reviews
As I sat in the crowded lunchroom,I felt the strongest sense of deja vu.Curiously,I asked my neighbor,"Who are they?"I unintentionally emphasized they,so she must have known who I meant immediately.The bronze haired boy's head swiveled in our direction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
What Twilight character are you most like? reviews
Who are you like the most? Jacob, Edward, Bella, Charlie, Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Victoria? Click and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Mice and Men reviews
Alice cut me off. "Rosalie hates mice. Emmett thinks that Rosalie will think that the hamster is a mouse, which would give Rosalie a good excuse to jump into his arms. Then Emmett can stand there like a hero with a damsel in distress. And, based on what I
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008
Would you like to go to a movie? reviews
Made for a contest. Do not count authors note as word count. Please. Was required to include the phrase "I saw him reading Peter Pan" in 150 words or less. Therefore, ridiculously short. Not really my speed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
The Fortune Teller reviews
Made for a contest. Bella makes a paper fortune teller, and is it going to replace Alice when it gets something right with abnormal accuracy? Not AU, or OOC, I hope. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
IM with a Twilight obsessor reviews
Now if you get to this point, I seriously reccomend some therapeutic help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
How well do you know? reviews
Quiz! How well do you know Edward? Emmett? Others? that I will add later Never let anyone tell you who you are. Now, you can tell yourself how insane you have become.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Burned Out reviews
Bella has to accept the fact that she and Jacob cannot be friends.Edward was meant for her. But her future has been dissapearing and reappearing, but shes been no where near the wolves. She hasnt changed her decision, has she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Twilight Ten Commandments reviews
Who says you have to be religeous to have rules? If you are a Twilight obsessor, you must read these.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete