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Joined 01-26-09, id: 1817657, Profile Updated: 04-20-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello :D

Short introduction to me and my writing:

I would first like to thank you for reading this and not just skipping to the writing, it means a lot to me. As the name screams loud and clear I consider myself a quote on quote "nerd" but I take great pride in this. My three favourite things in the world are words, laughing and music. As the u in favourite implies I am a Canadian. I live in a town of 300 and go to high school that is home to the annual "Drive your Tractor to School Day" (I'm not kidding) Writing is my escape. Converse and jeans are my uniform. My writing book's name is Flora because I did not feel comfortable divuldging my innermost thoughts to something without a name. I play the piano and listen to music no one's ever heard of. My parents play country music in the car and thats where the Sugarland comes from. My last name has 5 letters, 3 of which are the same, and it isn't anything hard to pronounce but people still insist on spelling it wrong all the time. I have a big imagination and exuberant, flaming red hair to match. My head is constantly in the clouds. I am so out of the loop I created my own. Harry Potter is my childhood and Twilight is an addictive book that got old really fast but not before I was hooked on its fanfiction community. I seem to write/read more AH or AU because of this. Grammer, spelling and articulation are very important to me. I get inspired by life and the drama that exists in every cliched high school. I just started writing fanfiction and I know, I'm working on it.

If you are looking for some fantastic authours I would try fanfictor001 and maxiumeclipse (both on Favourite Authours list) We bonded over fanfiction and I happen to think they're awesome :)

Music: Jimmy Eat World, The Spill Canvas, The Beatles, Paramore, Death Cab for Cutie, Sugerland

Books: Harry Potter, The Septimus Heap series, Any book by Dianna Wynne Jones, If I Stay,Whip It, Chanda's Wars, Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Mortal Instruments Series, (I'll pretty much read anything)

Quotes!

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I tried being normal once, worst five minutes of my life

The news is where they start with good evening and proceed to tell you why it isn't

Who ever sayed nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Friends would bail you out of jail, best friends would be sitting beside you saying "We messed up."

My imaginary friend thinks you're weird

Nerd? We prefer intellectual Badass

You think I’m crazy? At least I admit it.

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I’m a part of the 7 percent who would smile mischievously ask the person, “What was your first clue?”

Ninety-three percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I am most certainly part of the 7 percent who would be laughing my ass off as people fell down around me.

I’ve got ADD and magic markers- Oh, the fun I will have.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

“Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it’s really hot.”- Anonymous

Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

Keep smiling- it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

P.S.-If you have read any good books lately I'm always looking for a good book

Yeah, that's me. Not that interesting. Anyway read on, shoot me a message, and tell me what you think!

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Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life by AprilMeeha reviews
*All Human* In New York, the guys move into a new apartment, just trying to find themselves. Instead they find the girls who help them do that. Love, music, laughter, tears. Sometimes life throws you a curve you never imagined possible. M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,990 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Cosmo by ameo reviews
Cosmopolitan Magazine comes out with their annual top 10 sexiest wizards of the year, complete with a special article featuring the number one sexiest wizard: Harry Potter, the “Man whom Women Want to ****.” Harry/Ginny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Don't Like Cannonballs by Kelsers reviews
Bella's without her hubby for the night again and get's lonely. She find an old video that she never knew existed. Do the innocent truly understand love more than we know? Edward will protect her from the cannonballs. Entry to Epic T Rated Oneshot Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than A Beautiful Mess by OliviaJane reviews
Edward and Bella have only recently confessed their love for one another. How will Edward react when the new kid in town shows up setting his sites on Bella as well? AH, OOC, ExB FLUFF. "The Project" Sequel, but can stand alone. A Past Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,218 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Impossibly Insufferable by Riiko Shea reviews
Ron and Hermione have been fighting, and Ginny and Harry are sick of it. So the four make a bet that Ron and Hermione can't live in the same house for two weeks without one walking out... or them getting back together. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,972 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by TeaSpices reviews
Severus Snape finally finds out his Animagus form. Now he kind of wishes he hadn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
La Push's Own Soap Opera by Sarahdbaugh reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn."I hate and love. And if you should ask how I can do both, I couldn’t say; but I feel it, and it shivers me." Jacob/Nessie, Leah/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,647 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I Can't Say No to You by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
A story of Quil and Claire through the years, set to "Good Enough" by Evanescence. Quil watches as Claire gets older, and closer to his age. Quil's pov. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Second Chances and New Beginnings by KariAnn1222 reviews
COMPLETE! After the Battle of Hogwarts a night of fun leads to dancing, practical jokes, skinny-dipping, and maybe even a marriage proposal. Harry/Ginny with a heavy dose of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seth's Story by megster1992 reviews
Life was cruel. End of Story. How could the world choose someone for you, then make it to where that person already had a lover? Yeah, it was tough. Seth/OC Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Seth - Complete
Confessions of a Twilight Fanatic by Jaliceforever reviews
You know your obsessed when...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Weasley Magnetism by AleLima reviews
Ginny gets to know how Ron and Hermione got together. Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny Word Count: 1226
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by MyEdward797 reviews
Bella and Edward have liked each other for years. Will Alice, with the help of some hospitalized children, be able to get them to admit it? A Christmas Short Story/EXB/AU/AH/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Oh, the Randomness of Alcohol by lostmidtranslation reviews
Thinking quickly, but realising that seconds after I pull away the situation will have become infinitely worse, I slam my lips to hers and kiss her like there’s no tomorrow." Oh, the random effects of Alcohol. KBGW! T for sexual references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Katie B.
Misadventures in Online Dating by romanticpessimist reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles by LindaRoo reviews
What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Back in Your Arms Again reviews
Alice’s story while Jasper is deployed in Iraq. Inspired by George Canyon & Crystal Shawanda’s Back in Your Arms Again AH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Quiddith Match That Changed My Life reviews
Years After the War, Harry is an iternational Quidditch star and Ginny is a sports reporter for the Dailey Prophret. What happens when their paths collide and Harry is with Cho?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete