If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy

and paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

:D Check this out! :)

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swards and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And ran two save the two dead boys.

And if you don’t believe it’s true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) I lost my so called BFF
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

iKEEPTHEPEACE!

A True Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says.

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile. ( Not really though for me)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wolf, horse, fox, dog, cat...)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: ForEverTopaz1901, Crazy Twilight Lover

If you love Alice and Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

Links

Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen

Alice's Prom Dress:

Rosalie's Prom Dress:

Bella's Prom Dress:

Alice's Date Dress:

Rosalie's Date Dress:

Esme's Prom Dess:

Alice's Kitty:

Bella's Silver Stilettos:

Bella's Baby Blue Dress:

Secrets Are Not To Be Told

Bella's First Day of School Shirt:

Bella's First Day of School Skirt:

Bella's Car:

Wings of a Guardian Angel

Bella's T-shirt: (Pretend there's nothing on the front)

Bella's Skirt:

Bella's Flats:

I Hate How Fate Plays With My Heart

Bella's Hoodie:

Bella's T-shirt:

Bella's Jeans:

Bella's Flats:

The girl who wrote this next part is a genius writer!! She is going to beat Stephanie Meyer AND J.K. Rowling.

Here are her lyrics to Bella's Lullaby from Twilight:

Sleep my angel don’t be scared

Please don’t let go of me…

Open up, let me in, and let me see all your dreams.

Day and night I watch you sleeping

It hurts me when you weep…

Please don’t cry, I am here, everything will be alright.

Chorus:

Silver wisps of memories

Sweeping chills of envy

Don’t you know every moment

I’m under your spell

Even in your slumber

Resisting even hunger

Just to be near you

All alone in your wake

Calming words of wisdom

Scalding irony, listen,

Don’t you know

My heart no longer belongs to me

My sweet caring angel

Laughter like a lullaby

I wish until forever

Just for you

I wish, I hope, that you could see

End of Chorus:

Silent mornings

And glorious nights

I am gone in the day

But at twilight

We reunite

When white bed sheets

Are pulled away

You pulled me from the shadows

From the darkness and the gloom

Now I hope fly and grow an angels wings

And watch you in

The blaring light of the moon

Chorus:

Silver wisps of memories

Sweeping chills of envy

Don’t you know every moment

I’m under your spell

Even in your slumber

Resisting even hunger

Just to be near you

All alone in your wake

Calming words of wisdom

Scalding irony, listen,

Don’t you know

My heart no longer belongs to me

My sweet caring angel

Laughter like a lullaby

I wish until forever

Just for you

I wish, I hope, that you could see

End of Chorus:

Heart of glass that I once had

Your touch has made me whole

To the world

To myself

To our love and

To the strength it yields…

A bright young star

Fell shining toward me

And came upon my hands

Now I feel

All the warmth

Something I never thought I’d have

Sleep my angel and don’t let go…

BY: hpgrl95