Sorry about not posting in foreverr my boufriend and I have been having some problems recently and I'm not really in the mood for any romantic/sexual crap and because I'm a tard like that I can't write anything else. So it still may be a while until I post anything again. Sorry.

レディマリーは星の

Okay, a major overdose of goth songs in japanese about bloody murder, I'm making sure that you get linked to the subbed PVs so you can understand them and after watching all of these you won't be able to sleep for weeks...

Greatest song ever! Watch or I'll stick the dream that thought on you. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMQmTIp6SRk

Dark woods circus, very similar to Alice Human Sacrifice Watch or I'll ship you there. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsjTBdiPq8o&feature=related

And the prequel to Dark Woods Circus, Wide Knowledge of the Late Madness, watch or we'll send to you to the endless white rooms. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGMO1ko5EuM&feature=related

Fear Garden, I know this one isn't as good as the others but I still like it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFfeTIWWco&feature=related

Circle you, Circle you, amazing song about getting murdered by little kids! Watch or I'll make you play circle, you circle, you. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2RFcrreoE8&feature=related

Kagome, Kagome, watch it or I'll cage you. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-uj_U2Y3C0&feature=related

This one is nowhere near as bloody and emo as the others but it's still good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZL69S3kCd8&NR=1

Same here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7AGTHQCrmU&feature=related

This is just an all out disturbing video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRd7gOfIS-0&annotation_id=annotation_128625&feature=iv

Daughter of Evil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q46Osg9C4pA&feature=related

And to wear away some of the creepy we have the caramelldansen because, well, it makes everyone happier.

OMG!! This is the sexiest Caramelldansen EVER!! CARAMELLDANEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN37KLLBces&feature=related

Hello peoples out there on fanfiction! I'm Meta-Knight-1-fan. You can call me Marie. I love Kirby stuff!! It's so KAWAII!! I love Meta Knight!! He is super amazing!! I love Jecra! (If Knuckle Joe asks I don't exist ok?) XD Kirby is cute. Escargon is KAWAII! So is the evil sales person dude. AND YAKIMAGE! NINJAS! RTW!! CHEE-WAHHH!! XD I would die without chocolate. Or japeneese music. I also love techno! My favorite music groups are the beetles, Infected Mushroom, and Perfume. I have a moto mixer. I can also play the vibraphone and piano. I have a cat. And 2 dogs (unfortunately) I live with BOTH of my parents (even though they don't allow personalities) my little (suck up) sister and my son of a crack head nephew (seriously) I don't have a boyfriend (since they're morons) I LOVE videogames. I would DIE without them. My art teacher is perverted (can I should put him in a box and ship him off to China) XD My motto is Is it naptime yet? XD I am also a HUGE Star Wars fan. Yoda is my favorite. Luke is hunkiest in ep. IV A New Hope. I like writing stuff (depending on what it is) I also have a Deviant Art acount. check it out! There are also some stories I may not post here on FF that I have posted on DA. Until next time MTFBWY!

Great music to listen to while reading my stories!

OMG! Random shout out to my science teacher out there reading this! 8D You rock Mr. Renyolds!

Pairings I support...

Meta Knight X Jecra

Meta Knight X Fumu

Meta Knight X Kirby

Meta Knight X Sword and/or Blade

Waddle-doo X Waddle-dee

Dedede X Escargon

Fumu X Kirby

Fumu X Knuckle Joe

Silica X Knuckle Joe

Meta Knight X Galacta Knight

Meta Knight X Me! (8D)

Costomer Service X Nightmare

Escargon X Fumu

Random Demon Beast X Random Demon Beast

Dedede X Random Demon Beast

Costomer Service X Random Demon Beast

Pairings I do not support...

Meta Knight X Knuckle Joe

Dedede X Fumu

Dedede X Meta Knight

My favorite shows/movies...

Hoshi no Kaabii!! 8D

Star Wars!! 8D

Sci-Fi Science

Junkyard Wars

Mythbusters

Favorite internet shows...

Ask A Ninja

Favorite music peoples/groups...

Perfume (group)

se7en (group)

Infected Mushroom (group)

DJ Mangoo (Person)

The Beatles (group)

Styx (group)

PNAU (group)

Favorite colors...

Green (lime)

Orange (rising sun)

Purple (light)

Black (ninja)

White (cream)

Blue (turquoise)

Yellow (lemon)

Red (blood)

Favorite foods...

Tator tots

Fries

Baked potatoes

Hash browns

Country fried steak

Burgers w/o cheese

Bacon

Meatloaf (or Metaloaf. XD)

Mozerella sticks

Choco Milk

Peanut butter cookies

CHOCOLATE!!

Favorite videogame series...

Kirby!! 8D

Super Smash Bros. games

F-Zero

Legend of Zelda

Pokemon

Professor Layton

Monkey Ball

Sonic

Mario

Pac-Man (anchient I know but he still rocks! )

YOUTUBE!! I love it so I'm sharing all the crap I find here with you! The best ones have a short description.

Kill a teacher http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy260D8rt2k&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cqdG2JNIA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Dksf5JJpQ&NR=1

How to die according to Sonic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftfdjoAOXAI&feature=related

How to protect your toast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ta-gUrQ8xU&feature=related

How to enjoy life the pervy way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r1pSija3oQ&feature=related

Mario's head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRBsCivQg-Y&feature=related

4kids Kirby dub raping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQoVFH11Xw

Kirby likes beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUHmyne3nI

The king kills Kirby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfD10-U3uQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJBxclTUkvE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eWUV60zkAo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8aHRuQLKIM&feature=related

Customer service dies D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4dgrxbtoLo&feature=related

How may I help you Dedede? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KuplfnOIF8&feature=fvw

RAVE!! DAMNIT RAVE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtmnYOOzsJM

Dedede IS the Scatman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxuy4mUbGo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI8Ljqap1OA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6lRSTSmQY&feature=related

Jecra is DARTH VADER! And a perv. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8y6VfJmcVA&feature=related

Poor Customer Service http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytybHOFOuC0&feature=related

The king hates the caramelldansen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dheTZIyrEeY&feature=related

Kirby's gonna rape Fumu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxa2XDlPbI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiVU9Q5QpQU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvDsoDUZUws&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0ZlHhJ8wo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15kUlK6S0U&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRbqbkHyLTM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Odd mix on this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL5GyqwKMGQ&feature=related

FALCON PAWWWWWWWWNCHH!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Kawasaki serves poison http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4DnF2Q_Wc&feature=related

Movie trailer OF DOOM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztsv2exI-rA&feature=related

Crunchy liver and onion flavored dog treats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NPeuoihva0&feature=related

A plant encylpoedia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikw6Cij_Y_Q&feature=related

Kawasaki IS the witch doctor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfA5Rc2uLD0&feature=related

just watch it already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keikuRU4omI&feature=related

karaka zoi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu8QipMUlLo&feature=related

Customer Service http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dz1dec53-g&feature=related

Waddle-Doo rave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzuL5tfaP3M&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwDnAfTfMs&feature=fvw

zoi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq_AwBRaCb4&feature=related

Kawasaki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePtFkeZjrY&feature=related

Bun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLwrangl24&feature=related

YAKIMAGE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ngeHdaabFk&feature=related

Mabel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0PLpqmSqrI&feature=channel

Gus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4pY61N1K0o&feature=related

Cheif Borun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz9EYq9yno&feature=related

Dedede http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzsRNPRK5Y&feature=related

Good song, disturbing video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mdwUuKr--g

GREATEST SONG EVER!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMLOddS-oNU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imoJ6xLOswo&feature=related

META KNIGHT!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs4IpQgGxzs

Mety's version of sex ed class. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9LrDlpTp4

Mr. Wonderful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QDfo84n58

CARAMELLDANSEN!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRfEC45Yq8M&feature=related

Cuppycake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yun6EmOpxio

What is love? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG4oG2VeP_8&feature=related

More Mety! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwDF1V2HTQ

Mety IS the phantom of the opera!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSbzvCELr0&feature=related

Toccata http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwcxN8mcXo&feature=related

It ends tonight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96YNngSZsgg

Meta Knight is so brave!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUWSqb8GCc&feature=related

This is what Mety'll sing when the fangirls run out (like that'll ever happen) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVwxVcp4Qo&NR=1

Mety misses Jecra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oI3n5IK-dM&feature=related

OVERDRIVE!! O-O-OV-OVER-DRI-IVE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4m_78UmS1I&feature=related

Somewhere only Meta Knight knows of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA4SYcECpqo&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Falcon punch Epic Fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzrxPjpbEaw

Meta Knight's attempt to open a door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgmDMWJ8PWI&feature=related

Kirby...DIES!! balling eyes out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ5voeqH8Jk&feature=related

Maskless Mety http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ey9CNDubk&feature=related

Japanese love song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvhhLUX2hts&feature=related

I'm sure if you were to actually watch all of these you would be sick of youtube by now but More will come later...

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you said something totally random and out of the blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a crazed Meta Knight fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile. (If Mety asks I am NOT stalking him! I am)

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (I would never believe in God but I respect and accept those who do)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention (for example, any colours look good together...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I like to dress unique)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy (CrazyXD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (...no comment)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (I don't think I have talent, but my family says I do)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (for me, it's definitely true except on FFN)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I. Love. Meta Knight.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers (completely untrue, I hate hockey with a passion and all sports for that matter!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (I HATE STEREOTYPES)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (why should anyone worry about popularity? The purpose of school is for education!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (definitely not)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid (not physically, but mentally and emotionally...sometimes)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm fine the way I am without any religion or beliefs!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless (it's the woman's choice! There's nothing wrong with abortion!! I don't understand why people are so sensitive about it)

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird (I'm PROUD of it)

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.