Im a 4B. In other words. Im a Black beautiful brainy bitch. Got a problem with that! oh...ok then

No more personal info...Maybe just my b-day...not the year...May 5, CINCO DE MAYO! I want a pony and chocloate and checkers and a DS and a Laptop wait scratch that whole list. I jus want a man. lmao. LOVE ME. HATE ME. JUST DONT(REPEAT DONT) TOUCH ME!

Favourites- chocolate,JONAS BROTHERS! (i hope your not surprised), Selena, Demi, MAC&CHEESE, I only like Barney a little cuz Joe thinks he's cool. umm...umm...shalex...nitchie...chicken...ice cream...chocolate, chocolate... hey! did i say chocolate!

My not so favorites- NILEY! i jus dont think they look cute. Miley cryus. hannah monatana. umm...did i say Miley...Well her and Vanessa Hughens...she make me sick. -makes puking sounds- She a HO!

Im a serious Shalex fan...I jus dont see smitchie. Not at all

Im a serious Nitchie fan...maybe Nalex...I hate Niley...i dont know why i just do...wait yes i do Miley Cyrus dating nick!? Heck no!!

This is my favorite parts of my favorite movie-Disaster Movie

"I'm dating matt damon. Your dating matt damon? Well i'm dating Hannah Montana. She's dating Hannah Montana, backstage, in a concert, turn me on my bandstand, after school, at my locker and beyond. I'm also dating the flava--"

"Oh my god! Hannah Montana's dead!" Lissa says it but she dies sooooooo sad. :

Song of the week~January 18-24~Ne-Yo-Mad

Song of the week~January 10-17~Serani-She loves me

I love to write and read!

Originals~

Please, I dont need your man
Please, you dont understand
dont get me sick
Cause your a T-R-I-C-K TRICK!
Hope you know that I dont care
Cause you got them nappy hair
And if you think that i like you then you got another thing coming

love isnt just a word...
Its a feeling!
So treat it with care

For now I care, well a little, but still...
For now I wonder, but not that much, but still...
For now you talk, but i shut you up soon,
But you dont have to worry if you go back to the moon.

Funny shit!

Me: I wanna start first!!

Denisha: ok

Me:(starts singing "If i was a boy" by beyonce) If I was girl, maybe--

Denisha: wait you aint a girl

Me:Nope and my name is Jacque!(stresses on the "que" which sounds like "k".So it sounds like a crazy french man)

Chedelle: OK Jacque!(imitates me but fails)

Me: no, no, no. Its Jacque!(Stresses more)

Denisha: Cant we jus' continue

Me: If i was a boy...i'll look better than her(points at Denisha)I'll refuse to love her...I swear I wont touch her again

Denisha:(picks up her book and hits me with it until i stop)(down island accent) what stupidness i hearing, eh?spit flies outbull shit

The TV when Disaster movie is playing: "Oh my God! hannah Montana's dead."

Me: Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSS!

Maurah: Uhh...Jacquelyn

Me: (Stops screaming and watches her) huh?

Maurah: that's just a movie

Me: WHAT! NOOOOOO!)fake cries)I thought she was dead

Delicia:(cursing some boys) they look soo gay, look two on the bike and his head is right there and EW

Me: Licia we dont care what they stick up their asses

Me and my crazy eyes!
@_@

You Say White
I Say Black

You Say Miley + Mandy
I Say Demi + Selena

You Say HSM
I Say Camp Rock

You Say Miley's a Rolemodel
I Say You're Crazy

You Say I'm Weird
I Say Jus like your motha!

Whats that

a hat

Crazy funky junky hat

overslept

hair slightly

Tryin' to look like Kiera Knightly

We've bin there

we've done that

We see right through your funky hat!

COPY AND PASTE THINGYS! YAY!

When life hands you lemonds throw them back and yell...

I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you've ever bust out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for basically no reason, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there was a "Watch Your Step" sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, add this to your profile.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasnt cool...95 o the teenage girl population would be dead.
I'm one of them that would be dead. If you are copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.

If you have an EXTREMELY long profile, copy and past this into your extremely long profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you support Nick Jonas, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Jonas Brothers to the point of insanity, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie or Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing your head off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(My personal favorite!!) I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If, like me, you're addicted to disney, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile

If you say 'yeah...' alot, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall when not on a sugar-high, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend are insane, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile(actually more)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile

If you have multiple personalities, copy and paste this into your profile

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think their stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it's a person or not, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism(Its just wrong)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my brother. "SHUT UP FAT HEAD!"

Where are you?

living room

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

Umm...the ceiling.

What's the last thing you ate?

Bread and peanutbutter...yum(getting hungry again)

What's your personality like?

Crazy. umm...my friends say i have issues to work out...in rehab

Who do you have a crush on?

Im not telling you.

What was the last thing you thought?

My brother has a fat head

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

George bush!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

GEt a first class ticket to Cali and pay them for me to be an actress

What are you eating/drinking right now?

air/spit

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

The answers to this quizy thinga-ma-jigga

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Umm..dont own a globe

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

the

What can you hear right now?

voices inside my head

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

"No! Im not smelling your armpit! Gross!

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Remembering the Titians

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

The Laptop shut off and the document WASNT saved.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Wall?

If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

HUH? What the heck is Warriors? Is it a show?

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

bvmeanbotremeiImelH. OK that is a wierd word. Hmm...

If you just read this quiz copy and paste it on your profile with you answers...

If you LOVE Jesus copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're a HUGE FAN of Selena Gomez and you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste

If you HATE Miley Cyrus, copy and paste

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
Im AGGRESSIVE so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I DISAGREE with my government SO I MUST be a terrorist .
I CURSE A LOT SO I MUST be a rebel
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.

Always...I mean always...NO! Shh shh shh Nick...Always live like you're at the bottom ever if you're at the top. No...I said that Kevin, not you! DID TOO! DID TOO!! Just...SHHHH!! ~ Joe

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they don’t talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you don’t know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
that they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you don’t have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
that you think their music sucks
and only because they aren’t talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

"God sent us angels, and their names are Kevin, Joe and Nick."X

"It doesn't matter if life it getting you down, with Christ you have everything," Nicholas Jonas.X

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you're at the top," Joseph Jonas.X

"Girls with a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way," Kevin Jonas.X