"What colour do you want your birthday present," Yuuri teases, "How about silver to match what I got you in Barcelona?" "I'm pretty sure you gave me a shiny golden engagement ring, love," Viktor replies. -Follow Yuuri and Viktor as they go through competitions, starting from Viktor's comeback to the end of the Olympic season.

This is a series of short stories or dialogs about the daily fluff between the Hitachiin twins.

The title says it all guys!...yeah... This is meant to be taken as a joke. I'm sorry in advance. This story contains Fithy Frank, iDubbbz, Vsauce and more. (This isn't mine, my friend gave it to me to post. I'm not a comedic genius.)

Shrek finds his true loves. Warning for fucked up content and M-preg.

rry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got