Deluded-but-sane
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1826762, Profile Updated: 03-15-09

So wot shall I write well...um...hello to whoever is reading this!! Thanks for reading it!! You won't be dissapointed and if you are well tough, you read it!

First off I am addicted to twilight well addicted is such a strong word lets say...dependant... yeah thats better i'm dependant on twilight...it's like oxygen to me...ha ha only Joking, on a more serious note though I do love twilight and this fan fiction it has became part of my life now I would be seriously lost without it! I would like to say a BIG thank you to my-lil-pixie-friend for showing me the (twi)light much love!!

Secondly...hmmmmm...I absolutely love music not important for you to know but hey its an important part of my life and I feel I should write it down just because!! My person at da mo is Robert Pattinson his song let me sign if I could I would so marry it (I don't think its legal though so maybe next time??) but like ma underwear it changes everyday so this will prob be changed by tomorrow!!

Thirdly I absolutely love doing my nails, again useless bit of fluff but I have no idea wot else to write!! I love intricate patterns that stand out and make me look different !! (Awww the smile on my face right now!)

I feel like i'm making myself sound really weird so am gunna tell you something that I like thats normal.

Lastly I like breathing I feel it helps me to stay healthy !!

On second thought i'll neva be normal so...Yh!!

Neways that's enough bout me and ma freakish ways!!

At the mo am working 2 jobs to pay for holidays and uni!! It's exhausting but worth it!! Be going Florida soon!! YAY!!

Told ya good read!!

The picture at the top is me as a cartoon !! BTW my head is not that big!! I think??

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My Big Brother by Darkened-Sun reviews
She lost the only thing that mattered to her, her brother. After nearly 90 years she found him again & a new love & family. Full summary inside... PeXCh JXB AXE CaXEs EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,956 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Australia by Darkened-Sun reviews
What happens if Bella takes Nessie to Australia after a fight with Edward? what if she meets a long lost cullen?.. Rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5679 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Players are no good, rotten people! by KSRF reviews
Edward and Emmett bet that Edward can't get Bella. Edward is a total player and Bella hates him. But when she starts to fall into his trap and Edward starts to see what an amazing girl she is, will his bet come in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
To Avenge by Erestellea reviews
Explores Edward's 'rebellious' years as a young vampire. What happens when he leaves his family to hunt evil and meets Bella instead? Will Edward's youth and bloodlust stand in the way of his love for Bella, or will it make him all the more stronger? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,672 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scared by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Bella's upstairs reading getting babysat with Emmett and Alice. When she hears a scream. What makes Emmett scream? And why? Just a cute lil fic I thought up.NEW CHAPTER UP:Emmett get's back @ Alice&Bella for telling everyone about what he is scared of.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Crazy Time with Emmett by Sayuki-hime-no-Yumenohitsuzen reviews
What Emmett does in his spare time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Emmett
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Evening by vanquishluver reviews
Bella is saved from going out with Lauren, Jess and Mike, but instead she spends an evening with Emmett. Only Emmett. Crazyiness ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Bella
When Emmett is bored by Herokari reviews
When Emmett gets bored and drives Edward insane, which eventually results in him getting kicked out of the house, what does he do to satisfy his boredom? Hilariousness follows…
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett
Emmett's HitList by twilightaddict13 reviews
It's a Sunday afternoon and Emmett is bored out of his mind. The rest of the family went hunting. Emmett cooks up a plan and picks up the phone,"Hey, Bella.I know something we can do. Come over as soon as you can." Used to be a one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Emmett Gets Dirty by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Emmett decides to think some...inappropriate thoughts towards Edward. Rated for the laughs and mind scars you will have! This is also on my friends page, twilighters-anonymous...my BFF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
What Emmett does on Vacation by Soccerdog12 reviews
Emmett gets into some trouble while in Florida. Palm fronds and convenience stores? Running form the police? Rosalie isn't going to bail him out of this one.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Emmett
Emmett's Gift To Edward and Bella by hopelessromantic007 reviews
Emmett decides that since Edward and Bella are engaged he should give them a gift. It's something only Emmett would consider giving.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmett Does His Homework by Rogue12158 reviews
Homework is a part of life. But for our dear Emmett Cullen, it's torture with a cheese topping. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH! T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Birthday Bash by Jaspers lil pixie77 reviews
Emmett celebrates his birthday in extremely extravagant Emmett style! A PARTY! But what he has in store for the Cullens is what everyone least expected!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
A weekend with Emmett by Lustforbloodxx reviews
What happends when Edward and the rest of the cullens leave Bella with Emmett for a weekend?Tip:Never let Emmett cook,Ever!:DRated T-just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Emmett gets hyper! by Broken amongst the moonlight reviews
When Emmett eats all the candy in a candy factory, he goes around having 'fun' and doing a he pleases, while making people mad, upset, and annoyed with his Emmett-ness! It's really good, give it a chance! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Emmett - Complete
What's Wrong Bella? by shells4twilight17 reviews
So its Bella's "womanly" time. Edward wants to know whats wrong and he just CAN'T find out. I know there are a lot of these but please read mine. Reviews excepted. I'll even take flames. By the way this is my first Fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Follow Emmett and his accomplice, Jasper, as they stalk & harass fellow Forkians. FUNNY! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/2/2007