I'm the Paragon Bitch / Fanfic Executioner at Yomi's Forum of Unspeakable Ramblings! Now, just because I'm the admin's personal friend does NOT mean I didn't get my position without merit. My Bitchdom consists of creative insults and the tattered remains of Mary Sue authors - especially the unrepentant ones. My Bitchdom is open and accountable - all emails will usually be revealed at the Forum, so if you want to show me how attractive your seizures are, feel free to post there.
Now, will I be writing any fics? No. Does that rob me of my qualification to bitch about bad fanfics? No. Do I know how hard it is to come up with a creative fanfic? Yes; that's why I can't be bothered, but if you have been bothered, you attract a whole heap of responsibility to yourself SO STOP COMPLAINING AND TAKE YOUR CRIT LIKE AN ADULT!