Lupezica
 Welcome to the fantasy! Lupezica – (Lou-Pesh-ih-sah) Name: Paw-V-saw: Pavica, thank you very much. Hey, my nickname is Pavi (Paw-V), I'm Croatian and I was born in sunny California but I love the rain and snow, too. If I tell you a few things I like, would you dislike me before you truly know me? Likes: ~Friends OH LOOK STUFF! A Good Friend Vs. A Best Friend A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. Oh, you know...quotes: "Fuck the two!" - My older brother helping me with math homework. "Art is a bang, yeah!" -Deidara "Call me Largo." -Me, talking to my friends and making a reference to Pavi Largo of Repo! The Genetic Opera since Pavi is my nickname, the only difference is that I'm female. "It's hard to take a cheap threat like 'If you do not email this 2 ur list you will lose 2 people close 2 you.' seriously from this stupid chain letter I got when they used the number two for to." - Me, after I got this stupid chain letter/email. (It's also hard to take it seriously when they used 'ur', not that there's a major problem with using 'ur' in IM...just...yeah...threats? Not so much.) "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." - Unknown "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - Unknown "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way." - Unknown "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" - Unknown "Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." - Unknown "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams SUPER FUN HAPPY AWESOME LAWL TIME GAMES! Go to Walmart (or any other store in a large chain) with an even number of people. Split up into two ( or more, must be even number) groups. First have each team collect 10 random items (the other team will have to get rid of these later). When both teams have ten items, swap carts. Each team must put each item in their new cart into a different person's cart without them noticing. First team done wins. Doesn't that sound like fun? :D Go into a KFC (or another fast food establishment) and walk up to the counter. When they ask 'what can I get you today?' (or something equally stupid) act like you are looking at the menu behind them for a moment, then ask for the 'Captain's Cluck Bucket' (or something that sounds like it would be on said establishment's menu). See what they say. (according to Dane Cook it will be 'sorry, we're all out') 20 ways to spend in Walmart (I prefer to say: 20 Ways to spend TIME in Walmart...because I'm not paying for that crud!) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (I really want to do this actually, and watch the hilarity ensue.) 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. (Just like home :D) 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (I should so do that...or ask if I could just buy one bullet, because that's all I'll need when I just plan on shooting a can) 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (Hehe) 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" (Lol...) 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie (I MADE THE ALREADY 'LOW' PRICES LOWER) REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile) :) 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (AWESOME!) 5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA! 6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 9. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! 10. We have hot guys. WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE... 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers Awww...how sweet. 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." (End of original joke) The next day, dump a bowl of Rice Krispies on your head and shout "I didn't mean it!" (The second part was added by a certain someone, you know who you are) Copy and Paste-ness Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. 98 percent of the internet population has af MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 percent that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teenswould have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, Perfect Dreams, PaigeySama, RockerGirl0709, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Lupezica If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person who doesn't give a shit about brand name clothing, copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you against racisim, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you are mad that they no longer make trix cereal into fruit shapes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're hungry while you're reading this, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do, and it's made of pure AWESOMENESS and Pavi-ness! Ultimate!) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Sometimes, nerds can be really hot, too :D) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (I once made French Fries EXPLODE in the microwave) If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (AND PRAY YOU DIDN'T JINX IT) If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. (I can fly, I can fly!) (But no, really, wouldn't that be awesome?) If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. (I'M NOT A LOSER, MEANIE!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, you chipped your manicure? I'LL BREAK IT IF YOU ACT THAT WAY...cough sorry...) If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well...sort of) If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, CD’s etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count) If 1/4 of your life is music, 1/4 is fanfiction, 1/4 is your friends, and the other 1/4 is eat and sleep, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. (Ugh, don't ask. But it happens to all of us shrugs) If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Lupezica If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictioAdmitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.ns, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Lupezica CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Lupezica I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Lupezica Oh look! Animals are taking over the world! (\_/) |
