This is a Trinine (Tris/Jeanine) piece of fanfiction. A story of healing, strategy etc. featuring the characters' attempt to save Chicago and a lot of science and medical research. Crap at summaries, but read for yourself ;) AU and probably OOC.

CRACKFIC. That my friend prompted like five to six months ago and I FINALLY finished. Exactly what the title says. Rated T for VERY dark humor and demon-eyed Marlene, along with profanity.

Finally, take a deep breath, letting the oxygen spread through my system, taking the last remnants of the weight that I was carrying. I was okay. I was coming home.

Ramona Mason, Dauntless-born, Erudite transfer, divergent. Ramona needs to stay hidden from those wanting to kill off all divergents so she decides to leave her faction for Abnegation but when she meets the eyes of her biggest enemy, Jeanine Matthews, she makes a drastic mistake. What will happen when Jeanine finds out about Ramona? Sorry about the crappy summary.

Tris's aptitude test shows that she belongs in Erudite. But during the Choosing Ceremony, panic and a certain pair of eyes distract her, and her choices are confused with desire. She thinks that her choices wouldn't affect anyone, but she is wrong. This world is crazy, mad, wonderful, true love comes from the most unexpected ones. Rated K. Rating may change. Chapter 17 is up!