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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815902, Profile Updated: 09-24-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Factoids:

- I'm 27.
- I have a BA in Spanish, a certificate in Accounting, and should soon have a Culinary Arts certificate from Le Cordon Bleu.
- I maintain I suck at writing, but I sincerely hope you disagree.
- My penname is an Algonquin Indian name meaning "She has large breasts."
- I think the above fact makes for a hell of an ice breaker.
- I have a ridiculously pathetic crush on Jackson Rathbone.
- The above-mentioned crush does not stem from Twilight.
- I think embracing your inner Rosalie is the best thing a complete stranger and I have ever come up with.
- I find updating my profile on FFn to be one of the most frustrating online experiences imaginable. No, I don't want everything to be in bold, thank you!
- I'm pretty willing to tell you anything else you want to know. PM me, we'll be friends. Or frenemies. Whatever. shrug


This part used to say I'd never have a Twilighted thread, but eff me sideways, I do now.

Thread for I Have Seen the Rain:


So, uh, I have a blog now. Look at me, little bandwagon jumper that I am. hehe Seriously, though, if you want to be kept up to date on how the updates are coming, maybe even play around with my characters, ask 'em some questions and whatnot, check it out. :)


Until I can get the damn website working right again, I'm gonna post songs through a playlist and images/links as, well, links. Hopefully that's not too huge of an inconvenience to anyone.

Music for I Have Seen the Rain: (I had hoped to embed the playlist, but FFn doesn't seem to like my html for some reason. Grrr. It's making me consider switching to LiveJournal like AG did. Anyone know how to make one all pretty like hers? lol)

Links for I Have Seen the Rain:

"I Have Seen the Rain" by Pink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrftgq6KKw
Draft dates:
Rosalie's ring:
Flower meanings:
Forget-me-nots:
Hyacinth:
Sunflower:
Pansies:
Lilacs: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2419345900_76a4c9c509.jpg
Apple blossoms: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2470152203_6159aafe95.jpg?v=0
Bella's ring:


24 September, 2013

Important Notes on the Statuses of my Stories:

I Have Seen the Rain - on hiatus due to writers' block extraordinaire. (Yes, like three years' worth of writers' block. I suck.)
Go Ask Alice - see above. Odds are, if I can't write IHStR, I can't write GAA.
The Coldest Story Ever Told - There is a sequel in the works (a real sequel, not an alternate POV or an outtake like The Other Side of Me or Love the Way You Lie, respectively) but it, too, is on hiatus at the moment. Odds are it will be multi-chap instead of another one-shot... if it ever gets finished.
Words Left Unspoken - I love each and every one of you who loved it enough to put it on story alert, but it is and likely always will be a one-shot. It's based on a personal event which did not end the way I wanted it to or the way I wrote it and which I now like to pretend never happened. I have no plans of revisiting it, but trust I'll tell you if those plans change. -- Update: Plans still haven't changed. Had a brief encounter with the inspiration for the story, briefly entertained the notion of writing a sequel, quickly dismissed both the encounter and the notion.
Time After Time - Still a one-shot, still don't know what the hell happened. Sorry I can't tell you. lol

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Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
What in the Ward! by jezzeria reviews
What happens when some of the Edward’s meet? Let’s take a gander! More inside! AU Also it helps if you have read some of the stories that are aforementioned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
One More Shot by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,945 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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Love the Way You Lie reviews
Remember that point in The Coldest Story Ever Told where you went "She WHAT! With WHO! No way!"? Ever wonder how that all came to pass? Well, now you can find out... in detail. ; AU/AH/allthatjazz. M for a reason. Hopefully a really enjoyable reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Other Side of Me reviews
There are two sides to every story, and Alice thinks it's time you heard hers. The APOV version of The Coldest Story Ever Told - not just a retelling. Rated M for language and some allegedly really hot lemons. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Go Ask Alice reviews
The mostly APOV companion tale to I Have Seen the Rain. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're not caught up to at least chapter 10 in IHSTR. Otherwise, spoiler city! You've been warned. Rated M for war violence and such. *Nom'd for an Indie TwiFic!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
I Have Seen the Rain reviews
Bella and Edward meet amidst the turmoil of the Vietnam War. Love and friendships are put to the test as their worlds are torn apart. AH, canon pairings, M for language and possible sexin'. *Nominated for SIX Indie TwiFic Awards!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,724 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time After Time reviews
When she fell, he would catch her, he was always waiting... but what happens when "Time After Time" goes back to simply being a song? ExB coz that's what my brain favors in writing; rated M coz no one reads T fics these days.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Coldest Story Ever Told reviews
A girl with no heart and a boy with his heart on his sleeve. Just your classic boy-meets-girl story... but with a whole lot more heartfail. A Les Femmes Noires contest entry. *Winner of Best Cullen in the 2010 Single Shot Awards*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Words Left Unspoken reviews
Edward is leaving on a jet plane. The goodbyes have all been said. But Bella's keeping a secret and it's tearing her apart. Can she let him go with words left unspoken? AU/AH, BxE, smut-free one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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