Hello humans, stalkers and as the various security questions on the internet have led me to believe, nonhumans.

If you're wondering about me I'll post a little info:

I currently live in Manitoba, Canada (did you really think I was gonna give you my hometown? Why don't I email you my street and house number as well? :D) And as many of you have probably already guessed, I constantly speak in that special language known as sarcasm :D

My favorite books: The Lord of the Rings(trilogy), Firebringer, The Sight, Watchmen, Bone(graphic novels are books, hence the term novel), The Silmarrilion, The Warriors series, Norse mythology in general, and a lot of others I can't remember on the spot.

Favorite movies: TLotR, Donnie Darko, District 9, Watchmen, all the ghibli studio films(particularly Princess Mononoke and the Cat returns), Transformers, The Alien saga, Star Wars, Balto and so many others.

Interests: Writing(no kidding), Drawing, Reading, Archery, Hiking, Fishing, Boating, Swimming, Animals and Bob the Builder.

Fears: The automatic febreze bottle in my room- whenever I go in it sprays stuff in the air and scares me half to death, I think its a facehugger scuttling around, the little bastards terrify me for no reason.

Games: Natural Selection, Left 4 Dead, Spore, and of course Robot Unicorn Attack.

Favorite characters: Rorschach, Sgorr, Christopher the prawn, Wikus Van Der Merwe, General Grievous, Hunter, The Witch King (plus every single character in LOTR), Aapa, Nightcrawler, Richard (looking for group), Darth Vader, Moro, Balto, Ellen Ripley, Donnie Darko, Frank... the list goes on.

Some quotes cuz I feel like it:

There is no evil- Sgorr (Firebringer)

RAWWWWRRRRL- Rorschach (And practically everything else that comes out of his mouth)

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested- Sheldon (Big bang theory)

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures- Jessamyn West

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie- The one ring? Sauron?

Ok I'm done, better work on my homework now.