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Hello humans, stalkers and as the various security questions on the internet have led me to believe, nonhumans.

If you're wondering about me I'll post a little info:

I currently live in Manitoba, Canada (did you really think I was gonna give you my hometown? Why don't I email you my street and house number as well? :D) And as many of you have probably already guessed, I constantly speak in that special language known as sarcasm :D

My favorite books: The Lord of the Rings(trilogy), Firebringer, The Sight, Watchmen, Bone(graphic novels are books, hence the term novel), The Silmarrilion, The Warriors series, Norse mythology in general, and a lot of others I can't remember on the spot.

Favorite movies: TLotR, Donnie Darko, District 9, Watchmen, all the ghibli studio films(particularly Princess Mononoke and the Cat returns), Transformers, The Alien saga, Star Wars, Balto and so many others.

Interests: Writing(no kidding), Drawing, Reading, Archery, Hiking, Fishing, Boating, Swimming, Animals and Bob the Builder.

Fears: The automatic febreze bottle in my room- whenever I go in it sprays stuff in the air and scares me half to death, I think its a facehugger scuttling around, the little bastards terrify me for no reason.

Games: Natural Selection, Left 4 Dead, Spore, and of course Robot Unicorn Attack.

Favorite characters: Rorschach, Sgorr, Christopher the prawn, Wikus Van Der Merwe, General Grievous, Hunter, The Witch King (plus every single character in LOTR), Aapa, Nightcrawler, Richard (looking for group), Darth Vader, Moro, Balto, Ellen Ripley, Donnie Darko, Frank... the list goes on.

Some quotes cuz I feel like it:

There is no evil- Sgorr (Firebringer)

RAWWWWRRRRL- Rorschach (And practically everything else that comes out of his mouth)

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested- Sheldon (Big bang theory)

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures- Jessamyn West

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie- The one ring? Sauron?

Ok I'm done, better work on my homework now.

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Retaining Sanity by justmica reviews
In the middle of a world gone to hell, left alone and left for dead, how do you retain the only thing left to you that makes you human - your sanity? OCxHunter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 153,330 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hunter, Smoker, OC
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Innocence is Blind by FrostedPurpleIrises91 reviews
On a freshly conquered planet, General Grievous crosses paths with a five year old orphan. She reminds him of a past that he can no longer enjoy and he must decide on giving her a second chance at life or not. GGxOC bonding. NO ROMANCE. T for violence/death. Sequel is up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2010 - General Grievous, OC - Complete
Iron Shackles by KitKatKittyKat007 reviews
Ahsoka is captured during a mission in the outer rim. Now a slave/servant to General Grievous, Ahsoka must obey his every whim, or die. Can she live long enough to see the next day, or will she be able turn him towards a better path? It's up to her.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,255 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ahsoka T., General Grievous
Howl by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
Then one last howl, high from the heavens came through the valley
Sight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Inheritance by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,040 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Bloody Lights reviews
The wound barely left the Hunter able to walk, and with common infected always waiting for a meal his only chance is to try and get help from his own prey- humans. AU with a hunter OC, rated for gore and profanities.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hunter