Danielle Fielding is given a toy Vortex Manipulator for Christmas, and her whole life is turned upside down as she is shot from one part of the Doctor's timeline to another, spanning three incarnations. Follow her adventures, her ups and downs as she lives out everyones dream. She gets to travel with the Doctor. 11/OC, slight 10/OC, vague 9/OC if you squint REALLY hard.

Thorin decides it's time for Kili to follow Fili's example and take a wife, so he chooses a princess from the Grey Mountains for his sister-son. He doesn't know though that she's blind and that her father threatened her to hide her disability or else. Four years after BOFA. Kili/OC/Thorin

Jenna didn't have a daring bone in her pudgy body - that is until she plops down in Middle Earth, loses her voice to the Valar, and has to change the fate of three Dwarves. (Thorin/OC)

AU where the Alenkos decide to foster a sixteen-year-old girl after an Alliance patrol led by Kaidan's father rescues her on Mindoir. Shenko. From pre-ME1 to post-ME3. New cover art featuring an all grown-up Lisa Mae Shepard by gravity-zero.

For Alex Winchester, normal has never been in the equation. Mute since the nursery fire, she grew up on the road chasing ghosts with her brothers and father. When her voice is inexplicably restored and the angel Castiel appears claiming to be her guardian, both of their lives change forever in ways that Heaven and Earth never expected. Castiel/OFC - sisfic - S4-S9. AU.

I came to four realizations in that moment: 1. I was in the woods alone with no weapon. 2. Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' would be the song I was murdered to. 3. This dude looks like he's on his way to the renaissance fair 4. I really shouldn't be thinking this. It's totally inappropriate, but this guy's kind of hot.

The Winter Soldier is recognised as being Bucky Barnes by a computer programmer when he visits the Smithsonian. "If I decrypt the files for you, will you let me go?" Katherine asked carefully, not wanting to anger her kidnapper. Barnes simply tilted his head slightly as he stared at her, his gaze eerily blank and cold; eventually, after a long moment, he gave a single, sharp nod.

(General, not shipping) The Doctor didn't mean to get involved with the Winchesters. They're into all the wrong things: the killing kind of things. But now he's attached, but that means he's got to deal with the consequences. Because getting involved with the Winchesters means he may lose one of them.

Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU

This little story, or big depending on how you look at it, is not something that you would expect to hear about. It is not a story of great deeds, or about a great hero. She wasn't a hero. She was a fisher from Alaska doomed to a life she never would have chosen and quest that wasn't even hers. Her adventure was entirely unexpected. Or at least, that's how the story went.

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.

Captain Swan AU. Cora lets the curse take Killian, and her action changes the course of events in Storybrooke, forever changing their lives. A lot will stay to canon to Seasons 1-3 so far with exceptions made to accommodate Killian being cursed to Storybrooke as well as original scenes with Killian and others. There will be elements of season 4, but I will not have canon season 4.

"There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hem thought. Was Thorin calculating and cold, a tyrant like all other masters? (Stand-alone sequel to The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. Post-BoFA.)

Celedë, daughter of Elrond, has her own reasons for joining the Fellowship of the Ring, despite the price she knows she must pay in the end. At best, Celedë will ensure her sister Arwen's happiness with Aragorn. At worst, all will be lost and Middle Earth will fall to evil. Either way, Celedë has doomed herself and her love with a certain Elf Prince, which might only end in pain.

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

Thorin receives a late night visitor to his forge seeking his warm embrace. Part of a series of shots involving Thorin Oakenshield and Onua Meron.

When Gandalf arrives in the nick of time to save the dwarves from the Goblins his magic goes askew and Kili is thrown into another world. Only moments into stumbling in the rain and he is almost killed by a strange object with bright lights. Enter Molly.

Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)

Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.

Sequel to "The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby." After surviving the War of the Ring, Meghan and Legolas go to Mirkwood to start building the rest of their lives together. But things never go quite as smoothly as planned... [cover image by IndigoUmbrella]

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

"So basically I'm not special and the fellowship doesn't really need my help, but you want me to give up my own world to help save yours? And I take it I won't be getting paid for all of this life endangering nonsense?" My take on the cliché 21st century girl in Middle-earth plot. Swearing/violence/mild sexual content. Tenth walker, Legomance. Legolas x OC.

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

As a wanderer, Eisa has little to worry about until an odd Company crosses paths with her. Between her questionable dwarven lineage, two mischievous princes, a moody ex-king, and what looks to be shaping up as a marvelous opportunity for an adventure, it looks like they've all got a lot to learn about family, love, and what matters most. KilixOC. Temp hiatus until mid-May!

Sequel to Home is Behind. "In the dark times that came, their story inspired courage and a unity among the races which would be vital to the success of the Free Peoples. Far, far away, in an entirely different universe, Thorin Oakenshield was plotting the best way to murder the infernal contraption which Gemma LaRoche called an "alarm clock."

Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)

When all is lost, how do you go on? Shepard deals with resurrection, love, and something else she never expected. ME2, ME3, DLC, AU. Action/drama/romance/family.

In the lingering darkness of his mind, the dwarf could hear muffled voices around him. "Thorin!" Came the call of a familiar voice. One so sweet. Something warm then touched his face. A thumb stroked his cheek. He tried to grasp onto that sense of reality, to let it lead him back. "Wake up!" Warmth returned to him. He felt the soft kiss of the wind and awoke to her face. Thorin/OC

Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.

Buffy has been searching for a way back to her own world after being ripped out of it ten years ago. Thorin and company are on a quest to take back Erebor but they need help slaying a dragon. A BtVS/ The Hobbit. Please review!

She could have forgotten, pretended everything that had happened between them was some sick dream, if the proof of its reality was not growing inside of her. [Rating has changed.]

"Before he knew what was happening, Thorin was pinned to the ground, the strange woman's forearm on his neck. Her eyes were red from crying, and held a delirious quality which was, quite frankly, terrifying. He could see the front of her bizarre vest now, because it was right above him. And on it, in bold white font, were the letters F.B.I."

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Stubborn, pigheaded, and wilful. Those were all the words more than one person had used to describe Ovila, the daughter of a simple, kind butcher and a determined woman. After a childhood fight with a big mouthed boy, she made a lifelong enemy and nothing would ever change that. Pre-book and movie Kili/OC

After Thorin banishes his lover from Erebor for stealing the Arkenstone, a broken-hearted Bella Baggins returns to the Shire only to find that Bag End is not as empty as she thought it was. Can Thorin ever get his hobbit back? AU, post BoFA and rated M for adult content. No major character deaths. Thorin x fem:Bilbo

After stumbling over conspiracy and intrigue that involves everyone but her, Maria Cooper falls into Middle Earth. Against her better judgement, she saves an old man trapped in a ruin and goes through yet another ordeal just to return to her world. Language Barrier (Westron vs English).

Heroes didn't exist anymore, and if they did, she wouldn't be one of them. To the people who came across her, she was the brooding Ranger with the dark grey hooded cloak. All it took to disrupt her pensive calm was a quest halfway across the world. With it, she had a hard time understanding how down-on-her-luck she was and how everything can go all pear-shaped in no time. Kili/OC

The dwarves had few females among them, even fewer female warriors. When Smaug took Erebor, the death toll was devastating. On that day, the few females who survived had a choice to make: remain within their domestic duties, or learn to fight. Herein is told the tale of Lina Firehammer who changed her life, and that of a king. ((Combined book/movie universe.)) COMPLETE

(Set after the Battle of Five Armies) Dwarves flock back to Erebor in full force, excited about their new home. Thorin Oakenshield was King Under the Mountain and although he'd never planned to take a wife many eager, haughty Dwarrowdams pursued him anyway. But then there was Ora, a mellow minded Dwarrowdam and a simple baker who seemed to have a knack for causing trouble.

The box had been opened; there was no going back. Canon. Ren/Kyoko

Bilbo was right. The worst was over and it would be a quiet trip from thereonin...only kidding! Because if Senga thought it mad before, nothing could've prepared her for what was coming. Middle Earth real? Fine. A dragon? No problem. Lascivious elves? No surprise at this point. Her own heart, though...that was a thing in its own league. And with night falling...(Sequel to Senga)

Killeen Hanmount followed Cullen to Haven because he wanted to save the world - and her world isn't worth saving without him in it. But watching the man who sees her as a good friend fall in love with the beautiful Herald turns out to be even harder than watching the world fall apart. The events of Dragon Age: Inquisition from the perspective of Cullen's loyal second-in-command.

Lili Shale is used to hard work and doing what she has to in order to survive, to make sure she can pay her bills and feed herself, but when she finds herself in a strange land with even stranger people, her ability to adapt is pushed to the limit. With the help of a group of Dwarves she may realise home and family are closer than she thought. Movieverse/book. 1st Hobbit story.

Margaret finds Mr. Thornton after their confrontation at the exhibition allowing them to develop a tentative post-proposal friendship. Will their relationship be strong enough to overcome the heartache and deceit that is to come? Both book and mini-series based.

Everyone knows the tale of Bilbo Baggins and the Quest for Erebor. But what if Gandalf decided that respectable Mr. Baggins wasn't the best hobbit for the job? What if a different 'burglar' had been chosen for the position? (Thorin x OC) ... I promise I'm better at writing stories than I am at writing summaries! I suck at summaries...

Hi, my name is Alessia Medici. I have coffee coloured straight hair that goes down to my shoulder blades, blue eyes that have been laser surgery-ed to give me twenty-twenty vision (an upgrade from the previous blurriness) and according to my ex-boyfriend, I am emotionally unavailable and a frigid bitch. Oh and did I mention that I am burdened with Great Purpose?

Follow Khayl Coulter as she goes on an unparalleled journey that's going to change her in unprecedented ways. If you expect this fiery lass to just stumble into Thorin's company you'd be wrong because the quest is yet years in the future. First she must learn to survive and prove her place among the Khazad. Eventual pairing. Not what you expect I swear! Pre-quest & during

At the brink of death, Sergeant Talya "Tal" Conner is brought to Middle-Earth by Gandalf the Grey. With the knowledge of how the quest ends, can she change the fortune of those fated to die? Strong Language, some adult situations. Thorin/OC

Kili was little more than a child when he was captured during a Goblin raid, and Fili believes his brother is dead. Yet in the darkness of the Goblin Caverns hope is born, and one who was thought to be lost is returned. No slash.

After Horizon, Joker's had enough of the sulking on board, so he decides to do something about it. It's just too bad for Cerberus that "doing something" means dumping Shepard and Kaidan alone on a dangerous planet to hash out their problems, a planet that one member of the crew is already intimately familiar with. Rated M, mostly for later situations and a whole lot of profanity.

Companion piece for To Find our Long-Forgotten Gold. A view from the other side.

'It is a strange twist of fate that sends Bungo Baggins and his son off the path on their journey home. Well, fate and a youthful hobbit's insatiable curiosity.' -An accident brings a dwarf maiden with uncertain past into Baggins' home and their lives. Her existence may well be the catalyst that changes everything.

Without knowing how, when or why, I crossed the bridge between reality and fantasy. Now I find myself in between the paragraphs of a world-famous novel and there's a wizard demanding my attendance on a quest. Or rather, on a quite unexpected adventure. - {(Book/Movie-verse)} - [HIATUS]

Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.

Fili felt bad for the young lass, falling for his brother so pathetically when Kili was obviously over the moon for the elf. - A FilixSigrid one-shot

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

Sigrid thought it a blessing that she would get to wed her first love. Then she learned the hard lesson that gold was not initially warm to the touch. - A FilixSigrid one-shot

"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.

[Set after BOTFA] Kili was a loud, mischievous, boisterous warrior Prince. He's never had the urge to pick up a book in his life. Until, one day, he accidently stumbles into the library. In his hurry to leave he bumps into a pair of eyes the colour of toffee. And just like that, he succumbs to his sweet tooth and suddenly likes reading. (Rated M for future chapters.)

Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave

When Dean was gripped tight and raised from perdition by Castiel to prevent the apocalypse, he didn't expect a veteran slayer straight from Hell to be recruited to fight alongside him. SPN: S4 BtVS: post-S7

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

The Doctor married River Song, just like he promised he wouldn't. It stopped the drumming in Danni's head but has left her heartbroken and silent. Will he be able to keep her in his life now that Mr Saxon has finally arrived? Third in the Time Child Trilogy. 11/OC, slight 10/OC and 9/OC if you squint REALLY hard.

Didn't you know? There's no such thing as happy endings for heroes."

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

When Beth Hale goes home after her grandfather's death, she losses a home in one day and ends up finding more than she ever could have dreamed. She finds herself in the company of strangers who should only exist in fairy tales. With just some tricks hidden in her bag and a little bit of a language barrier will she ever find somewhere that will pass for home again? Thorin x OC

AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."

At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.

A girl stuck out of time in a land of kings and adventure, facing orcs and a dragon. A girl who stupidly fell in love with the most infuriating dwarf. A girl who died twice. But if I had to die, well, dying for Thorin Oakenshield isn't such a bad way to go.

AU of movieverse. It is many years since tragedy struck the line of Durin when the youngest heir was lost to a pack of orcs. Now Bilbo Baggins, having agreed only to stealing treasure from a dragon, finds himself instead tangled up in a web of tragedy and revenge, and finds that what is lost does not always stay that way.

Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.

In the end, there's only one thing that really matters. Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 3 storyline. Multiple character POVs.

Part 2 of the Time Child Trilogy. Danni's now settled in to her life jumping around the Doctor's timeline, but with the Silence calling and Mr Saxon creeping ever closer will she even survive the Wedding of River Song? 11/OC, slight 10/OC and 9/OC if you squint REALLY hard.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

A Captain Swan series based around Emma's pregnancy with Killian Jones' child, spanning from positive pregnancy test to birth.

Little Kíli has always had a penchant for trouble yet something about this situation is gravely different: the constant bruises, speaking of sought-out trouble; the all but silent admissions of guilt, lacking silver-tongued excuses. His luster fades as he folds slowly inward and his behavior continues on a downward spiral. What is plaguing Thorin Oakenshield's youngest sister-son?

(Not shipping) Dean has never met anyone like the Doctor before. For that matter, the Doctor hasn't met anyone like Dean. They keep meeting out of order, too, and that only complicates what is already a rocky relationship. The Doctor isn't human, after all, and he has a tendency to show up when trouble is brewing.

Kili has a little too much fun in the water. A light hearted "skipped scene" from Desolation of Smaug.

Lyla Baggins, a respectable hobbit, with a Tookish streak, agrees to follow a group of dwarves far to the East, over ranges and rivers, to reclaim their homeland. Her mission is simple: defeat a dragon and convince the leader of the company, Thorin Oakenshield, to trust her. That may prove difficult, though, since he doesn't even know that she's a girl.

It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

She cuts loose her life with the Reds and finds a new home in the Alliance as an elite agent with a terrifying reputation. One man sees through it all, and at last she understands what it is to have something you're afraid to lose. ME1-3, F!Shenko.

This story was started on a whim and deleted after lots of agonizing. Go back to Crossing Timestreams. There is nothing for you here. (But I'm not deleting it for nostalgic purposes)

AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

Fourth in a series. Sequel to Delirium-** There was something wrong with his sons. And may Eru save him, he was fairly certain they were up to their usual mischief.

ON HIATUS FOR NOW! Ella Finwe is a shy girl from Bree. When Strider whisks her away from the Wraiths, she is pulled into the fight for Middle Earth. And it seems that Legolas has taken an interest in her... May be mature in later chapters!

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.

A look at Fili and Kili when they were young and how Thorin handles young dwarf fights. Or rather how he handles young dwarves in general. Will probably be a collection of small stories from when Fili and Kili were young.

A young Fili and Kili take over Thorin's room. The night is anything but peaceful! Non-slash :)

Summary: Marriage, curses, demons, oh my! Buffy and Dean wake up together in Las Vegas with more than a few problems on their plate. Rewrite of What Happens in Vegas Series. Adult Content.

AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?

The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.

Rose Tyler: Defender of the Earth and Star Knight has saved the world and the universe enough times to impress even the Doctor. Now she is a student at Cambridge, but with UNIT on campus and alien plots around the corner, her adventures have only just begun. Thirteen adventures and third in the Guardians of the Universe series. Features the 9th, 10th, 11th Doctors and more.

There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2

The effect it has on him is nothing short of satisfying. But wrong, so, so wrong, and different and not me. It's the hunger. The side of me that I didn't think would be. That wants things like this; nakedness, beds, Peeta. And so it's not really me, who reaches out and grasps his wrist when he makes to stand and leave, it's the want. The fire begging for more fuel. *Rewritten*

Second in a Series. Sequel to Dance of Death.*** The Valar save him from insane mortal girls and equally insane brothers.

Third in a Series. Sequel to Insanity*** When he woke up from his fever three days later, she was gone, and no trace of her existence could be found.

Mass Effect. The story of Commander Graceyn Shepard-life, death, rebirth, and life once again-in her own voice.

Falling in love was not an option. Falling for his charm, falling for his warmth, and falling for his security were out of the question. Because if I fall, who would say I won't get hurt? If I fall, who would say I won't hit the ground? If I fall, who would be there to catch me?

ME3 SPOILERS. Post-Destroy. There's no room for war heroes in peace time. A shattered, exhausted Shepard expected to die. Vega and Cortez, the only ones left of her old crew, won't let her.

Through many small moments and some interventions with friends, Shepard and Alenko cultivate their rocky relationship. Paragon War Hero line FemShep with Kaidan romance. In Progress

Spoilers for ME3 - Shepard hated choices and so when presented with the three choices to decide the fate of the galaxy, she chose a fourth option. The consequences of her decision will have a profound effect on the war with the Reapers. -Alt. Universe-

Various chapters woven throughout the story of ME3 centering around Shepard, Kaidan Alenko and James Vega. Now complete.

What's a little nudity between friends?

And One Time They Didn't. What happens when everyone assumes they're together? Well, nothing, but they rather like it all the same. What happens when someone doesn't assume they're together? Well, that's a different matter entirely...

There are things that Amy will never understand about the TARDIS. Features Eleven/Rose, Amy/Rory

Random short stories... filled with stalker aliens, pranks, drama romance and pure undiluted awesome

Shepard had not been the easiest person to live with since Horizon so Joker decides she needs a hobby. This is the first of many...

"For every action, a reaction; for every choice, a consequence." Mass Effect 3 ending rewrite; full-game spoilers. Shenko. Complete.

What if Shepard was able to save the little boy on Earth? A spin on what I would have liked to see happen. There will also be some Fem Shep and Kaidan going on later on in.

The Doctor starts opening up to Rose. He tells her fondly of his childhood and the girl who had stolen his hearts. How is it that Rose ISN'T jealous? And why is the Doctor so worried about her Dad's old pocket watch? The answers may tear her life apart.

3 months after Shepard woke in a pile of rubble as Anderson destroyed the Reapers, she is still plagued by violent nightmares of her indoctrination. But Kaidan can't think of anywhere else he'd rather be than with her. -Follows the Indoctrination Theory-

The continuation of the breathing scene at the end of Mass Effect 3. Shepard wakes up in the rubble only to experience more pain - saying goodbye to her love. F!ShepardXKaidan.

Kaidan, Shepard and what? Memes, Tumblr and a tired author equals weird dabbles and don't take this seriously, or we'll need to have words.

Shepard stumbles upon a secret stash on Kaidan's personal terminal.

Yeah, they ticked me off again. Read. Or don't. I'm feeling a lot of apathy about the matter. Some language. Some angst. A lot of venting.

Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?

ME3 ending spoilers. One-shot. Shepard and Kaidan look forward to the ultimate sanity check. My take on what the final romance scene should have been. F!Shepard/Kaidan.

Mass Effect 3 spoilers! Read at your own risk! Re-write of the end game sequence with the Crucible. Because the ending we got wasn't enough. Shenko.

Professor Minerva McGonagall survives seven long years of James Potter and Lily Evans

"That's Katniss Everdeen," he says. "That's the Mockingjay's daughter, Peeta." AU.

Rose and the Doctor wake to find themselves being detained once again. The atmosphere and tension levels soon change when they realize their captors' intentions.

As Shepard and the crew of the Normandy prepare for the Reapers, the Illusive Man has one more ace up his sleeve to bring Shepard back under the control of Cerberus, one that Shepard thought she buried three years ago. ME3 story w/ a side of Shenko

The Doctor thought he could do no more harm to the universe. It takes a fresh perspective to show him he is dead wrong. Post New!Series 3, Mass Effect post-2 pre-DLC.

Right place, wrong time … every time. This is a love story spanning almost twenty years. Of course, it's a SUPERNATURAL love story so it has death and blood and monsters and all that gory fun too … Dean/OFC pre-series to S6, more summary inside

Sequel to Grand Canyon. The Winchesters and Buffy meet up once again. The story will have a big focus on Buffy/Dean and also features Faith/Sam. An alternate take on the events of SPN S6. *Complete*

In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!

First in a series*****They thought they were going to die, until a slightly insane girl of the race of men came along. After that they knew they were going to die.

Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.

AU. Shenko. Shepard and Alenko meet on Horizon. Shepard is falling apart. Alenko is under orders to get on the Normandy and find out what she's up to. It's going to be their worst assignment yet. T for language & innuendo. Spoilers: all DLC, past Arrival.

AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.

Kaidan figured out where he went wrong with Shepard, and now that she's back from Omega 4, he might finally have a chance to tell her so. Shepard's Loyalty Mission series conclusion, preceded by "Justified," "Demigod," "Loyalty," and "Full Disclosure."

Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

After ME2, a down-on-her-luck Shepard finds herself working for the Alliance to keep her ship afloat. What is that last rogue Collector ship up to? And then there's Kaidan. "Of all the ships on all the planets in all the galaxy, he walks into mine."

Brennan meets someone, but she must now live by a strict set of rules. Her world is falling apart. Will Booth save her in time?

Imperfect people sometimes fall into imperfect love. But it's still love, after all, and isn't that the point?

Set six months after ME1, Shepard isn't allowed more assingments or missions until Ilos is investigated and the Reapers are destroyed. Then she is hurled into a new adventure that threatens her life... and her relationship. Shenko Adventure! Now complete!

Kaidan might not be a part of Shepard's crew anymore, but by staying in touch with Joker, he's kept updated on how she's doing. Sequel to "Justified," "Demigod," and "Loyalty;" "Shepard's Loyalty Mission" part 4; Shenko.

"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Dean is forced to attend his 10 year reunion with Buffy as his date. He's not happy. As Buffy learns about Dean's life, she develops feelings for him.

Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.

Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.

Things never happen they way we envision them. Commander Jane Shepard was victory against the Reapers, a normal life with Kaiden Alenko, and adventures aboard the Normandy. But it's never that easy.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.

"Heed my warning – if your soul should go to the left; do not go to the right." - M - Dean/Jo - Season 4 spoilers

Kaidan and Shepard had discussed shore leave, and may have found the perfect location for it. A Shenko oneshot.

It started out as a simple quest - he wanted to see her smile again. That alarmingly beautiful, incandescent smile. But over time, it turned into something more. An L/J one-shot.

Rumours abound: the Omega 4 relay has been used, and signs lead to Shepard being involved somehow. Someone has to investigate, and who better than one of Shepard's former crew? Of course, that's just the start of strange goings-on.

Joker was more observant than he let on, and he knew Shepard was crazy for thinking she was completely done with Kaidan Alenko. Sequel to "Justified" and "Demigod;" "Shepard's Loyalty Mission" part 3; Shenko.

LJ ONESHOT. "The second Lily Evans saw the look on her boyfriend's face, she knew she was in trouble." In which, Lily uses various tricks to persuade James. Short. Fluffy.

Post-season 5 finale. One of the good things about family is that when you don't go to them, they come to you.

Even the most confident aren't always...

Lily and James. They've been together for months now, but not in a romantic way--it's purely sexual for her. For him? Well, he's tired of being used. And maybe, just maybe, she's tired of using him. Smut, Lemon, M-for-a-reason, etc.

Three weeks after returning from a suicide mission, things are still tense on the Normandy between Shepard and newly appointed Alliance Liaison Kaidan Alenko. Post ME2 Shenko oneshot.

James and Lily are happily dating, but that makes Sirius unhappy as he misses his partner in crime. They find one thing to bring them closer together though. JamesLilySirius. Smut. Oneshot.

One-shot Shenko Romance. Rated M, this is a love scene, and the closest to "smut" or "lemon" that I've ever attempted. I tried to keep it romantic and sweet though. And I hope that's what I've achieved here!

Joker doesn't mean to be such a gossip, but when Shepard comes back after talking to Kaidan and looks extremely upset, he can't help but try to figure out what's going on. Shepard's Loyalty Mission part 2; sequel to "Justified;" Shenko.

Kaidan had two years of guilt and anger to deal with, and his first meeting with Shepard on Horizon was a disaster. But he's agreed to meet her again so she can tell him what really happened. Shepard's Loyalty Mission part 1. Shenko.

When the Mako only has room for three, a fourth passenger can cause... problems.

“Are you coming?” James demanded. Lily raked her eyes over him with marked disinterest and rolled her eyes. “No.”' 7 years at Hogwarts, 7 years of Quidditch, 7 questions asked and only 6 refusals? Fluffy LJ oneshot.

Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.

Lily and James find an interesting way to love each other. Rated M. Warning: Sexual Content. One shot.

Complete. AU. Post-GoF. During his cleaning chores for Aunt Petunia, Harry is sent to clean out the cupboard under the stairs and after Dudley locks him in, he discovers something very odd in the wall that vaults him into another dimension.

Along with her friends, Lily goes on holiday before returning to Hogwarts, hoping to find her prince. Instead she somehow gets stuck with four boys she hoped she wouldn’t have to see until September the first. Read and Review.

She always woke up before him... Character piece, one-shot, set just after the game. Because I like my heroes just a little broken. FemShep x Alenko.

As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.

Lily muses on the Marauders, inadvertently attracting unwanted attention from everyone's favorite Head boy.

Many children were promised a unique future after their stay on Jump Zero, but not one day into their training, Kaidan Alenko finds out just how true those promises were.

I'm a witch! How crazy is that? And more: they say there was another girl like me. About James Potter? He's a jerk. What's so great in being the son of Harry Potter?LJ

There's no way that James and Lily's relationship started off with them simply deciding to date...It took one hell of a fight for this stubborn couple to finally get together..Rated M for graphic smut...Please review x Disclaimer: I don't own a thing!

Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the main storyline. Shenko, multiple character POVs.

Or, "Five injuries Shepard suffered through and one she didn't." The development of Shepard and Kaidan's relationship shown through Shepard getting wounded. Oneshot; spoilers for entire game; Shenko.

Kazcon Auction story for Nana56. Multichapter. Rising floodwaters trap Sam and an injured of course Dean in a house with a kindly woman keeping watch for her long lost son. If you're familiar with my stuff you know what to expect. 'T' for language.

L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."

Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R

With the reluctant help of a few Doctors,..3rd, 5th, 9th.. Martha, Jack, and the 10th Doctor cross the void to find Rose, problem is she is found in an unlikely place. But after all they’ve been though what do they really know about each other? Rose.10

James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete

Under a lot of stress, the brothers argue, causing a monster to attack. Hurt!Sam, protective/guilty!Dean. Originally published in The Brotherhood2 fanzine.

Random Lily and James fic, wouldn't get out of my head and it's probably rubbish. But read it if you want to feel better about your writing.

The fic about nothing. Complete.

AU. '20 years,' she spat angrily, 'of nothing but blackness, and you say you hold the key to it. I don't care about your 'concerns'. Give me back my past.' Lily and James Potter died on 31st October, 1981. Or not, as the case may be...

Of all the days to slip in the Great Hall, it had to be today, the night before everyone else, including James bloody Potter, was leaving for the Christmas holidays.' LJ [ONESHOT]

When your boyfriend doesn't turn up for breakfast, forgets to walk you to Potions, practically ignores you in said Potions lesson and then makes up pathetic excuses to get out of spending time with you you know something's wrong. JL

In my belief, every life has a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ

of Pet Names for James Potter! Lily finds her husband looking at the list she made as a girl, and can't help but smile. But the list isnt finished yet, there's one last name he needs to know about. Fluff ahoy!

Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.

“James Potter, I abhor you,” Lily Evans growled, clutching her husband’s hand as though she’d like nothing better than to break it. “Darling, please. That sentence lost all its magic years ago. Do try to be more original.” [LilyJames oneshot]

For six years I’ve been determined to find some sort of weakness in him, because isn’t perfection impossible, even for him? Well, other than his rather major character flaw of having an ego larger than Asia. But I won’t get into that just yet.[LJoneshot]

Legolas is on watch whilst the Fellowship sleep when a strange visitor appears in Middle Earth ...

Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]

Sequel to A Little Nudge Out of the Door. Legolas and Gimli return to Mirkwood after ROTK to face their people's fates in the War, their kins' reactions to their friendship, and a long chain of past events, honors, and wrongs come full circle. COMPLETE!

One more life changed by the Winchesters forever. Lots of angst ensues, humor later, romance Deancentric. What do you do when you fall into love, hate and two hunts, two relationships that span decades? How do you survive? This is one journey.

Starts with Lily and James in their Sixth year. Lily hates James. James loves Lily. What happens when the events of the summer force the young prankster to grow up? Rated M as a precaution. Continues until the day they die.

Part One of the "Come Back To Me" series - An AU Post-Doomsday reunion story in which Rose gets a strange visitor who may hold the answer to all she seeks. 10th DoctorRose. Now complete!

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

The first and last words of Dean Winchester

While DeGnoming the garden, Bill and Charlie hear a conversation between two people that probably should have remained private...HPGW

After Lily breaks up with her longtime boyfriend, she finds herself in a dating slump. To help her get out of it, her friend makes an interesting bet: Lily has to snog a boy in a month, or else...

The Doctor corners a fearsome beast in the TARDIS. What does he do with it? RoseTen HappyWho fic prompt Medicine

Legolas finds himself testing the limits of his dignity in an effort to win the approval of the adorable daughter of Sam.

Every woman needs her Doctor at that time of the month. Happy!Who prompt list prompt comfort.

What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!

Sam and Dean travel back in time while chasing a demon and run into some very familiar faces. It's a kiddie story with a twist!

WARNING: Do not read if you cannot stand Denial, pointless randomness, silliness or blatant TenRose...

Who ever has all the answers about love?

Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.

MWPP, Lily and friends enter 7th year…”I was so stupid to think that for a second you actually cared.” Hate, bitterness, tension, betrayal, fights, lies, a diet plan, serious denial, can they find love? COMPLETE

Lily Evans was never paid heed to be the Marauders. Why should this year be any different? The six years are assigned to be a job shadow for two months. Lily Evans is assigned to be a Mediwitch. When James Falls, Lily must take care of him.

Complete! The monks gave Buffy and Spike one night of fake memories. That would have been enough to change their lives. But when you add a glowing key in the form of an unborn baby, well . . . things wouldn’t just change, they would be turned completely u

James and Lily Potter gave their lives for their son, Harry. Laying down their lives for their son sprouted from their love. A love which blossomed their Seventh Year at Hogwarts. This fic goes through the progressive relationship of Lily and James. DONE.

A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.

Lily's never allowed anyone to get too close before shoving them away. James Potter refuses to be cast away by her, not this time.

Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.

Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)

For the Powers That Be, the Balance is the Key and the Slayer is their tool. As such, they will do anything to restore the Balance on one world and retain it on another - no matter the cost.

Set in a slight AU where Lily and James live. Is a sequel to my fic To The End. Harry is 5 years old and is growing up with his parents. He has a secure family and friends. What could his upbringing have been like if Lily and Jame lived...pre HBP

Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.