QUOTES!

"A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'."

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a GB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."- Yakov Smirnoff.

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who

"Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies." --Unknown

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly

"Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." --Helen Keller

"If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain

"Don't waste your youth growing up." --Unknown

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On." --Robert Frost

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." --Doug Larson