I'm nervous as I walk into a completely white room, with only a sign to greet me. I'm wearing simple enough clothes, sweatpants, a hoodie and a pair of socks, all of which are black, and contrast nicely with this insanely clean looking room. I put down the heavy bag I've been carrying around all my life, only opening it now and then, sometimes trying to, but the zipper sticks.

A woman's voice, one that sounds like it belongs in a fifties informational video, softly whispers around the room.

"Unleash your imaaaaaginaaaaaaaaatiooooooooooon. Unleeeeeeeash iiiiiit."

I frown. "What if I don't want to?"

The voice becomes exasperated. "Don't want to? Then what the hell did you come here for? Er, UNLEEEEEEEEEASH IIIIIIIIIIIT!"

I grumble. "I warn you, it's a bitch to reign back in."

"You're not supposed to."

"What? Do you realize what that will do?"

"Um... Several slashy stories will be written?"

"Exactly."

The voice seems to raise it's eyebrow. "And that would be bad... why?"

I sigh, quite annoyed with this chatty voice. "My writing is like my sister, Allergic-to-Paradox's."

"Oh shit."

"Yeah."

"UNLEEEEASH IT!!"

"God, not that again..." I look around at the sound of a zipper. My bag opens slowly, like a horror movie of the worst kind: My sense of humor. I lean against the wall resignedly as Spock, Kirk, Edward, Alice and Uber-Cool Yugi come out, followed by several cats. "Fine. It's unleashed. Happy?"

"WRIIIIIIIIIITE!"

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Heya! I'm TheAccidental :D. I am here to generally make FanFiction EVEN MORE SLASHY!! I will be writing Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, STAR TREK (heh), Yu-Gi-Oh, and many other FanFics. As I mentioned before, I am Allergic-to-Paradox's (Allyp's) younger sister.

A few things about me:

I love chocolate, lemonade and french fries. I am very, very cheeky (as you might have guessed). I am thirteen with sandy blonde hair and hazel eyes (a note about my hair: I'm not a blonde, I'm actually a brunette, but I often bleach and dye my hair, so...). I love my typewriter :D. My favorite book is Like Water for Chocolate, by Laura Esquirel. My favorite Bands/Singers: Amanda Palmer, the Dresden Dolls, Three Days Grace, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tori Amos and Tally Hall.

I love to chat, so please do PM me. I also love reviews! /hinthint/

~Sophia