"What I'm trying to say," he said, his voice hoarse, "-is that if I were to be charged with protecting you, things could…" His cheek brushed against hers for an instant, and she found the sensation more sensual than she could have possibly imagined. "Could what?" she whispered. "Get complicated," he muttered. "Very complicated." A woman from Billy's past shows up in Nassau.

The Saints are tying up loose ends in Boston when things get complicated. Witnesses, secrets, and mixed motives make alliances uneasy. The 'good' cannot always be trusted to work on the same side. Set three months after the first movie. COMPLETE.

It's funny how in one moment, one small moment, everything can change. I never expected to be kidnapped, and I definitely never expected it to be the best thing to ever happen to me. MurphyXOC ConnorXOC better than summary, I suck at them

Truth. He was not believed, therefore he will not believe. Justice. The wrongs were not accounted for, therefore he will hold himself accountable. Set in Ireland.

Before they were Saints, they were boys. Hyper, dirt-magnet boys. And the only way their mother could get them to behave was to teach them another language. "Our mother insisted on it."

A tale of the Fellowship: Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin…and one other. Also Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Haldir, Thranduil, Faramir and more. Arwen, however, is curiously absent.

A quick, humorous, scripted playbyplay of the movie we're all infatuated with.

If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?

Glorfindel pays someone an unexpected visit. PG 13. Humor, NON-CANON! Please do not expect to find anything even resembling canon here.

On a mission to the Valley of Dreadful Death, two giant spiders encounter adventure, tackle moral issues and find love. AU, humour, spider slash.