Hi! (profile work in progress) You have reached the profile of a Ravenclaw with a big heart and restless mind.

They/them or she/her pronouns, I’m just a little rainbow, fluid tween sitting here fanpotatoing about many things.

I'm proud to be queer, and most of my fanfics will include LGBTQ characters. If you're against human rights, don't read my writing. Thanks!

Series and musical fandoms: KotLC, Harry Potter, Lunar Chronicles, Renegades, Hunger Games, Let the Sky Fall, The Darkest Minds, Wings of Fire, Hamilton, PJO, Magnus Chase, Dear Evan Hansen, and more.

Some favorite stand-alone books: The Fault in Our Stars, Starworld, Of Fire and Stars (wow I'm attracted to star titles, XD), Heartless, Watership Down, The Hobbit, The Giver, Wonder, aaaaaand some other things I'll add later.

SHIPS: (KotLC) Solinhiana, Solinh, Sophiana. Kam. FedEx. Marelliana. Tiana. Keefex. Marellinh. Kenralie. Sanzel. Tiertice. Snuggella. Silvenfell.

(Lunar Chronicles) The canon ones. Cresswell, Wolflet, Kaider, Wincin. Not Kiko, though (Kinney is annoying) - either Peoniko (rip Peony) or Tressiko or IkoNainsi(ship name???)

(Harry Potter) Linny. Luneville. Romione. Hinny. Drarry. LupinTonks. Wolfstar. Grindeldore. Some others that I forget.

(Hamilton) Lams. Elizalex. Angelicalex. LaurensPeggy. Some things I forget.

(Dear Evan Hansen) Tree Bros or EvanZoe?? Can't decide.

(PJO) Percabeth. Duh.

(Sky Fall) Vaudra (duh). SolanaGusty.

(Renegades) NovaAdrian (duh). RubyOscar.

(Wings of Fire) Too many to list, please.

aaaaaand I'm going to stop here.

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

(Credit to Charlotte O CATS KOTLC)

BOOKS

(started by Charlotte O. CATS KOTLC, inspiration from www . belcastroagency . com)

All I want in my life is...

books

books

books

comfy chair for books

books

money for books

libraries for lots of books

books

bookmarks

stacks of books

books

computers for writing books

books

books by me

fanfiction about amazing books

cats to cuddle with me while I read books

books

time to read/write books

books for while I'm waiting after I die in a video game

sewing supplies for books cosplay

food to keep me alive to read books

family and friends to keep me safe in able for me to read books

dogs who will give you support while you read and write books

Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree with all of these things. Feel free to delete some when they are on your profile. Add more and PM me once you have!

What do you want in life? BOOKS?

I hate STEREOTYPES, so I MUST have let them define me at some point. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm PAN, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I’m BI, so I MUST cheat on people. I’m SHORT-HAIRED, so I MUST be gay, trans, or nonbinary. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm a good actor, so I MUST be a liar. I'm a MARTIAL ARTIST, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass. I'm Canadian, so I must love beavers, hockey, and only eat maple syrup. I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegan. I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs. I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life. I’m an ARTIST, so I MUST be poor. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. I'm LOVED BY THE TEACHERS, so I MUST be mean. I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare. I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a redhead, so I MUST be stuck-up, pale, freckled and stubborn. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a shallow bitch with a jock boyfriend. I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy. I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head all the time. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I’m part of a POPULAR CROWD at school, so I MUST be evil. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi. I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I have a BIG FAMILY and siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling butt. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I HANG OUT WITH MY GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay too. I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist. I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans. I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian. I’m MUSLIM, so I must be dangerous. I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature. I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be emo. I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Copy and paste this if you're against racism.

It is horrible to see racism. Please copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever snuck onto fanfiction when you weren't supposed to, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every two seconds to see if someone reviewed/favorited/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

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If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (My bad)

If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ifyou've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (LunaLovegood397, A very obsessend fangirl, Charlotte O CATS KOTLC)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but it works for both anyway)

If you take pleasure in being weird, copy and past this onto your profile.

f you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, put this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!

TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3,percyrocksmysoxs, Thaliagrl789, Violet daughter of Percabeth, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000 Fangirl.Awesome, BlackSwanGirl, exploding bananas, Charlotte O. CATS KOTLC, MagicDaydreamer

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, Chewie Cookies, Razeblaze, Azul Ocean, Rookie70Penguin, Aquade, adaline1, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000, Fangirl7777, Charlotte O. CATS KOTLC, MagicDaydreamer

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! (I don't even know who they are!)

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin...

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Oh? Does rock beat paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1. You talk to yourself a lot.

2. You'll check your e-mail, notifications, or alerts from time to time.

3. Your e-mails are sometimes pages long and incredibly random.

4. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

5. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

6. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

7. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

8. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.

9. You have seen a movie (or show) once, and yet you can quote it word for word.

10. You have your own dream world.

11. You forget what you were going to say, right before you say it.

12. You have pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice-versa.

13. You forget what you were talking about in a conversation.

14. Your nightmares are incredibly improbable and crazy, yet they still scare you to death.

Reviews that annoy me:

"listen, sweetie... i know u said dont hate it but if ur going to write something that u KNOW people r going to be against then i reallly dont think thats luv. Luv is not being gay and loving people of the same sex as u. so please its making me feel awkward because wattpad s one of my most favorite things in the world. Please, i think there must be a different place u can put this story on... and please think more... is this really luv?"

"homophobic is a slur and you shouldn't use it to refer to people."

When I ask for constructive criticism and no hate comments, I mean it.

F*% off, trolls. Thank you.

Aaaaaand you have reached the end!