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A small update on I met Shakespeare: I am so sorry it is tacking me so long to add to this, I love yaoi I just cant wright it!! XO

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, RadxRen, my sis, -Anonymous Insanity-, Gwen-Anna Hunter,

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

(The same gos for England with this!)

Age: 17
Star Sign: Gemini
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Animal: Rabbits
Favorite Food: Raman

Favorite Icecream: Choclate

Favorite Drink: Diet coke
Favorite Flower: Lily

Hometown: Cambridge, East anglya

Nationality: I AM ENGLISH!! XD
Wish I was: Canadian (sometimes..)

Main Fandom ATM: Axis Powers Hetalia

Favorite Pairing: USXUK

Diviantart:

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile.

If you are an America/England, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the villains are cooler than the good guys, copy this onto your profile.

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends, copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out, copy this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Hannah Montana, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn another language really badly but just haven't gotten around to it yet, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever taken a character personality quiz and hated who you got, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your playlist is 15 songs or longer, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like music from the 70s/80s, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (actually much more than ‘sometimes’)

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Lily-tama, artemis89,

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

Current favorite song: Zombi by Miser

Current favorite movie: Obsesed with the termanator movis resently :0

Current favorite candy: Super choclate covered rasens!! XD

Current favorite book: Harry Potter (dies XO)

Current favorite manga/anime: Axis Powers Hetalia

Current favorite language: German, Russian, French, English and Japanise

Current favorite colour: Forest Green

Current favorite animal: Rabbits

Current favorite anime character: England, Russia, America and Sweden

Current favorite anime character's uke: Russia: China/ America: England/ Sweden: Finland

Current favorite pairing: USXUK!!

Current obsession: Axis Powers Hetalia! XD

Current favorite quote: "Gone with the wind is a production from out of my ass!" XD

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.