Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I’m Indigo12ash. You can call me Indigo12ash. I’m one of thousands of writers posting things on fanfiction.net.

Person in my head: Short, sweet. Write a story.

This ray of sunshine is the person in my head who'll randomly pop up. He runs my whole head so, unfortunately, he’s much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored . . . certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology.

Person in my head: You wish.

Shut up! I’m also the only writer currently employed at this site who is here against her will. That is true, isn’t it?

Person in my head: No, you're here voluntarily, idiot.

But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a sick perverted mind. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me clicking the "Block" button and popping some Vicodin.

Person in my head: You've never had Vicodin.

Ssh! And no, I do not have schizophrenia, I have OCD. But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too insane to tell. So, who wants me to write fluffy stories? And who would rather wait for one of the other writers to write something decent? Okay, well, I’ll be here if you change your mind.

Notes:

My two favorite shows are NCIS and Criminal Minds. I used to be a huge House fan, so that's why I used the structure of one of my favorite quotes at the beginning of my bio. I like seasons 1-5, and that's it.

I pretty much like everyone on NCIS and Criminal Minds... except Seaver... and Strauss (GOD I HATE HER!!!)... and Elle and Gideon... and there are days when I hate Vance... and Rossi got on my nerves when he was first introduced but He Got Better.

Oh, yes! I am also a troper. So if you see words thrown around like Getting Crap Past the Radar, High Octane Nightmare Fuel and Noodle Incident, you know why.

I have frequent writer's block so I don't write stories very often. And I am a perfectionist, so I'll edit things at least twenty times before posting, if I post at all.