AU of Captain America the First Avenger. Where Captain Steve Rogers and Agent Carter live a full life together. They go on numerous adventures and experience the ups and downs of life throughout the years. Recurring characters like Stark. Prologue is linear to get the bearings of the story. I'll do my best to be accurate to the eras. Not Canon to Marvel Universe. ALot of Steggy

In the summer before her sixth year, Hermione finds herself in sudden, desperate need of a date for a family function, and turns to Ron for help. But when one little lie spirals out of control, they both end up with so much more than they ever imagined.

After waiting an eternity, Leo finally returns to Calypso's island. She thought that she might finally get to be with the one she loved, but when Leo's death and the Physician's Cure somehow wiped his memory, how can Calypso get them out of Ogygia? And how could she possibly get his memory back? Meanwhile Leo just wonders how he ever convinced a girl like Calypso to love him...

A series of vignettes in Harry's and Ginny's life together. No particular order. Please note the rating change due to content of recent chapters.

"You want these men?" Colonel Phillips was skeptical, but Steve was sure. What they didn't realize was that this would be the beginning of a legacy larger than them all. Regarding the day-to-day adventures inside the wartime camaraderie of Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, Bucky Barnes, and the Howling Commandos. No slash.

Inspired by the final scene of Endgame. Steve finally got to go home. Steve and Peggy.

"We can complain that roses have thorns, or rejoice that thorns have roses." Rose Weasley and Albus Potter befriended Scorpius Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express, and for better or worse they've never regretted it. Left technically incomplete due to personal reasons. Ended on a sweet note, and with a summary of what would have happened if I'd been able to finish. Will not be updated.

A new life, a new generation with new relationships and with different struggles along the way. Rose and Scorpius share two things, their love of muggles and their best friends. What happens when it becomes harder for them to avoid each other. Will they learn to tolerate each other, will their dislike of one another fade and will love blossom between them. Rose/Scorpius, Albus/OC.

Hermione tries to cope with life after Ron's death, but what if all she thought she knew about what happened to him so many years ago was a lie?

A few days after the Final Battle, Ron takes a shower and is interrupted by Hermione. For idearlylovealaugh.

Ron and Hermione spend a long night at Grimmauld Place, sorting out their future. Written for 2019's romioneflufffest on Tumblr.

Seven short sweet snippets written for the Steggy Week 2018 celebration, featuring Captain Rogers and Peggy Carter across time and throughout a handful of different futures. Steve/Peggy-centric, a fair amount of fluff, no smut. This is purely self-indulgent and just for fun.

Hermione had always known that Ron suffered from self-doubts. However, she had never fully realised the sheer depths of his insecurities; of being the 'least loved'. That is, until a Weasley family pensieve enters the picture. (Rated T for themes of self-hatred and high levels of angst. Please be warned- do not read if you consider Hermione to be a flawless character)

The first time he met Steve Rogers, Gilmore Hodge thought somebody was playing a joke on him. Regarding the handful of times Hodge's life collided with the man who became Captain America. No slash.

"The thing about spending the better part of ten years pretending to love each other is, sometimes, you forget you're pretending." Non-Magical Next Gen AU in which Rose and Scorpius are actors that can't stand each other, but keep getting cast as lovers. Slow (ish) burn. M for language and eventual smut.

Falling in love had never been part of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy's plan. She hated him and he hated her. Until one day they didn't. Until one day they looked at each other and realized that everything had changed. So even though falling in love had been unexpected, being in love was something they couldn't stop no matter how hard they tried.

"Paint me tomorrow. From memory. I want you to think of me." For years, the dreamy, artistic Rose found a muse in the lone wolf Scorpius Malfoy. And in his expert opinion, she's the only friend worth having... Until friendship was no longer enough. Scorpius/Rose.

After an unplanned night of passion, Hermione finds she is pregnant. But her troubles don't end there, she is still at school and they are not exactly dating, yet... Oh, and Ron doesn't even remember the night. AU. No Voldemort. Read detailed author note inside. Please R&R.

Ron is back, the sword is finally found and the Locket has been destroyed. But in between everything, that 'something' that was brewing between him and Hermione has taken a hit. Can a bout of cold help him melt her heart- just a little perhaps? DH Missing moment. [Nominated: Best Angst, Romione Awards 2016]

Pureblood-Slytherin Hermione is rescued by the Order Amidst a capture, a war, and dubious loyalties, she falls in love with the Gryffindor warrior assigned to keep her safe; only, he hates everything about her.Burdened with her past and struggling to rediscover herself and her loyalties, will she be able to win his heart, or will the war tear them apart forever?[Multiple Awards]

Behind The Boy Who Lived, two friends fall in love in the middle of a war. — Ron/Hermione moments between OotP and DH (Pre-Epilogue). Mostly follows Canon with a bit of creative manipulation.

It is now two days after the Yule Ball, and Ron still can't get rid of the pesky little thought that is bothering him. Rated only for Ron's language. [Runner Up: Best Description of Ron, Romione Awards 2016]

At first Peggy and Bucky eyed each other warily behind Steve's oblivious back. Then overnight, the game changed. A series of moments in which Peggy, Bucky and Steve look after each other. Friendship, beginnings of Steve/Peggy. No slash.

As much as Peggy prefers to keep her private life as private as possible, there are times when even an experienced agent needs to tip her hand.

Phillips may not care what Steve and Peggy do on their own time away from prying eyes, but when his best secret agent has her face plastered on every movie screen in the allied countries, he has to step in. Written for Steggy Positivity Week 2016 - "Wartime"

An alternate universe: the year is 1986. Ronald Reagan is president. Peggy Carter is director of SHIELD. Howard Stark is CEO of Stark Industries and father of a fifteen-year-old son. And a survey team in the arctic has just found Captain America.

"Peggy Carter did not like to look backwards. Looking back invited thoughts. Looking back invited regrets." She'd done her best to move on after the war, and she'd been pretty successful at the beginning. And then Howard's men found the plane.

Calm, rational discussions have never been their strong point. When a pre-wedding fight shows them that they need to get it together, Hermione suggests couples counseling with an innovative new method. Ron reluctantly agrees, and now the two of them are going to learn about each other in a way never before possible.

This is a series of random, context-less Ron and Hermione moments/scenes plucked from chaptered stories in which they didn't quite fit. Each chapter will be different, and it will be updated sporadically, as most of these moments happen when I don't intend them to. (AKA Deleted Scenes)

It feels absurd to be obsessing over a kiss right now, but this is Hermione... Hermione. Kissed me. Almost exactly one week ago… (Rated M for language)

"Did that really just happen?" "Yes, I believe so," I tell her. "Mmmmmm ... this changes everything, you know," she murmurs. "Is that a promise, love?" Ron and Hermione have a lot to sort out on the eve of Dumbledore's funeral. AU. COMPLETE!

When an old Stark Tech capsule is discovered frozen into the ice, a piece of Captain America's wartime life comes to light. The Avengers band together to help him as Steve comes to grips with his past, present, and future. Captain America/Avengers crossover, no slash. Spoilers for Marvel movies up through Cap 2 and TV show Agent Carter.

Steve had never had to deal with a woman's jealousy before. Advent fic for 13th December.

"Stevie!" Steve started in surprise as a blonde girl threw herself into his arms. "Friend of yours, Captain?" Peggy asked coolly. In which Peggy meets Steve's former USO showgirls. Oneshot.

Gilmore Hodge was a pain in the neck. It wouldn't have been a problem, except Steve Rogers was incapable of letting him mouth off. Pre-Peggy/Steve, no slash. K plus for fight sequence.

As bombs fall over wartime London, Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter are forced to spend the night underground. Steve finds some elements of his stay - disconcerting to say the least. Oneshot featuring Steve/Peggy friendship with a little fluff on the side. Expansion of the flashback in my story "Sarcophagus," can be read alone.

twishagratzu requested: peggy and steve get separated from the howlies in a blizzard and have to huddle together for warmth trope. bonus points if steve has to undress and is embarrassed.

Steve's journey, TFA - TWS, in detail. The stuff we DIDN'T see in the movies. - - - Essentially deleted or extended scenes that I've created to fill in blanks and flesh out details. Character development aplenty. (Not slash)

After Peggy Carter is injured in battle, Steve Rogers attempts to cheer her up. Or: chocolate won't fix everything, but it makes most things better. A missing moment of peace in the midst of a war.

Hermione's anxiety takes a hold of her and threatens to get in the way of her slow and developing relationship with Ron. He is the only one who can pull her out of her own head long enough to finally let go.

*COMPLETE* There was never a hatred so profound as that of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, but when a challenge is issued the pair embark on a roller-coaster ride of emotions and confusing, passionate meetings. Enemies with Benefits never tasted this good, and Rose is going to learn there is a whole lot more to Scorpius than a lifelong rivalry and a wicked smirk. RW/SM.

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy could never be together. Their families despise eachother—A Weasley and a Malfoy together is unheard of! So what happens when the two fall in love? How will the families react, and how will the two young lovers handle the situation? Complete (and very long!)

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have hated each other since their first year at Hogwarts. But this year, weird things have happened. Scorpius has started flirting with Rose, they are both Head Boy and Head Girl, which means they have to share a common room, and Rose makes a deal with Scorpius that could change her life. Let the Flirting War begin!

Since returning to Hogwarts, Rose has jinxed Scorpius's hair and eavesdropped on him. Scorpius can't figure out whether to hex her or kiss her. Well, O.W.L. year was never going to be simple. cover by Enigma @TDA

Scorpius isn't just a Slytherin, or a Malfoy, or dead sexy. Rose doesn't know how she feels about that.

Pirate AU. Leo Valdez, pirate extraordinaire and apparent flirty single man, is the captain of the infamous Argo II, the most dangerous ship in the seven seas. Though, as Calypso, a princess-turned-hostage, learns, the tales of his amazingness may be a bit skewed…T because no pirate story in this fandom would ever be K . Cover by the amazing K-ym. COMPLETE!

Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.

A series of stories about Ron and Hermione, learning to love, cope and move on so 19 years later they can send their first born off to Hogwarts. Rated M, because it's always the quiet ones- nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Cover art courtesy the incomparable Drappleluv.

He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)

Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.

From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.

I've catalogued every other expression he has into my memory, sorted by mood and time of day. I can literally read his face like a book…except for that one incredibly infuriating look. COMPLETE!

Started as Ron and Hermione missing moments from Deathly Hallows, then transformed into a story of its own. Follow Ron and Hermione through the 19 year gap left between the battle and epilogue of the Deathly Hallows. Story completed and just updated with a BRAND NEW missing moment treat at the end of the story. Reviews are appreciated!

Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.

Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters is now open for business. Fruits and vegetables sold separately. – Leo/Calypso. Spoilers for The House of Hades.

Warning: House of Hades spoilers. Hope is a dreadful thing. It makes you unreasonable. It hurts you where you're most vulnerable. It's exactly what the gods want her to feel. But then when she remembers his smile, the confidence in his voice, the look in his eyes. She can't help it. Caleo (CalypsoxLeo) Rated T because I felt like it. Almost no cursing. R & R and have a nice day.

Everyone knows that Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other. They really, really hate each other.

Everyone is putting back the pieces, working to accept their new reality in the wake of the final Battle. Post DH canon compliant. HG/RW , HP/GW, GrW/AJ. Rating for language, sex, and adult situations. You know, the good stuff. *Completed*

If there was one thing other then her brains and the unruly bushiness of her hair that Rose had inherited from her mother, it was her stubbornness, there was no way she was going to let her father tell her who she could be friends with. Rose/Scorpius.

"An investigative reporter witnessed Alexander Nott murder a civilian. With her testimony, we can put him and half his guys in Azkaban. We just need someone stationed with her 24/7 to make sure she makes it to the hearing in three months." Malfoy said, "Oh Clarkson! I forgot to ask. What's this girls name?" Clarkson turned and said, "Rose. Rose Weasley."

"Rose Weasley did many stupid things. Scorpius Malfoy was the latest." Scorose oneshot.

Because sometimes, to fall asleep, all you need is your best friend. Your boyfriend. Your fiancee. Your wife. Your soul mate. A collection of 30 moments in a lifetime during which Ron and Hermione just couldn't fall asleep. Bonus Chapter posted under 27 (4/21/13)

If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...

If actions speak louder than words, they might as well be shouting it from the Astronomy Tower. R/S. One-shot, smut.

There they stood watching the fireflies dance on the long blades of grass, and though they didn't ask for this, or even chose this, there wasn't a place in the world they'd rather be. And it all started with a fight and a spell.

Steve and Peggy are constantly saving each other. This is the story of four times Steve did and one time Peggy did.

After being specifically told by her father to stay away from "the Malfoy boy," somehow, Rose finds herself drawn to him.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Malfoy who insists on being perpetually mysterious must be prepared to deal with an insatiably curious Weasley. Rose/Scorpius with a healthy measure of Pride and Prejudice thrown in.

Year six begins for Rose Weasley. Everything is so ordinary, except maybe for...those anonymous, disturbing and imprudently attractive notes she's been receiving. Is she crazy for feeling that drawn towards the mystifying sender?

Begins right after the second to last chapter of The Last Guardian and continues on to the final chapter and beyond. Spoilers for The Last Guardian! SPOILERS! No romance in here, but Artemis/Holly romance in the epilogue.

COMPLETE! Trapped in the confines of number twelve Grimmauld Place, Ron and Hermione find themselves plunged head-first into a sea of lust. Will they be able to fight the current, or get pulled down by the undertow?

Rose returns to her best friend Scorpius at Hogwarts after she spent a year in Greece. Let's just say, things are different. M for later chapters. COMPLETE!

Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?

The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.

AU. Ron Weasley was never meant to be a Slytherin, so why did he end up in it? He's going to find out with the help of a bushy haired muggleborn, but considering she's the girlfriend of one of his brothers it's not going to be very easy. Full summ inside.

The story of Ron and Hermione through a series of missing moments. Who said love was simple? Runner up in Best Hermione and Best Romance in the Romione Awards!

It's time for Ron and Hermione to become friends again... Hospital Scene, HBP.

Missing moments: All of the times that Ron and Hermione fell asleep together, from book 1 to book 7.

Remember that scene between Ron and Hermione at the piano in the movie, DH1? What if Harry wasn't there? Would those sidelong glances have moved on to something more? COMPLETE!

Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?

Since the war, Hermione Granger has been distant for some unrevealed reason. Today, Ron Weasley has had enough.

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Peggy was amused; he could enter into enemy territory without fear but he didn't know how to accept open appreciation for what he was doing to fight the war. Especially from the opposite sex.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

"Don't worry, I have something much more exciting in mind." She raised her eyebrows expectantly. "We're going to tell our parents." / In which Scorpius and Rose get married. kind-of sequel to Of Ferrets and Weasles

With a psychotic killer on the loose and Rose as the only witness, her life is suddenly in danger. To protect her, an Auror must follow her at all times. But did it have to be her ex-flame, Scorpius Malfoy? #Winner of Best Post-School at Next-Gen Awards#

For five years, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy been utterly indifferent towards each other, but a late-night chance encounter outside the Room of Requirement changes all that. Sometimes the Room gives you what you need, not what you want...

He had a date. One shot.

"So it's agreed, then? When the time comes, we run for our lives?" "Pretty much." "…right." Scorpius/Rose oneshot

As Rose Weasley begins her exciting seventh year at Hogwarts, she has a secret that she's not ready to tell anyone about. But it might not just be up to her...

What is fortune? Is it health, easily tainted with the bite of a halfbreed? Or can it be the normalcy of everyday life, so suddenly chipping away? For Scorpius Malfoy, misfortune is in charge, and is handing him a certain Rose to only make things harder.

There wasn't a password to train compartments on the Hogwarts Express until Rose decided to make one up. Scorpius/Rose oneshot

A one night stand that develops into something more as time goes by. This story is rated M for a reason and is an AU.

A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."

Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended

Albus, meddling prat that he is, locks Scorpius and Rose up in a broom cupboard to force them to sort out their differences. Insults fly, banter ensues, and secrets are revealed. One shot

This story follows Rose Weasley through her years in Hogwarts. Leads up to an eventual RW/SM. Rated T for some coarse language. Reviews and comments much appreciated!

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

What if Hermione was never attacked by the troll in the first year and didn't become friends with Harry and Ron. How would that change all their lives?

Rose only became his partner in Potions because he was as smart as she was. She had no idea that she would have to turn into him for an entire HOUR. But, after he did nothing but annoy her, she decided to use it to her advantage. Rose/Scorpius Oneshot

Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?

Bill and Fleur. 75 prompts. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge.

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

In Rose’s opinion, the one thing worse than knowing a boy hated her was knowing that one liked her.

"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S

Three days after the final battle at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione begin a game of questions...

Ron and Hermione have always shared a special bond, now their connection is complete. A tale of what happens when they finally have time alone.

The icy-cold Scorpius Malfoy was unreachable to anyone. He was everything everyone expected him to be. Rose Weasley was the only one who saw right through him. Rose/Scorpius twoshot

You know," Al pondered to Scorpius, "Rose seemed pretty tired this morning... Sleep deprivation, was it?" Scorpius, for the first time, actually choked on air. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

Step One: Insult. Step Two: Anger. Step Three: Name-Calling. Step Four: Attempt to walk away. Step Five: Coward. Step Six: More Insults. Step Seven: Hexes. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.

Hermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.

Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles

Rose picked up the dog-eared magazine and stared at it. She was used to this sort of thing from her cousins and her brother, but from Scorpius? - Rose figures out that everything is not always as it seems. Scorpius/Rose. One-shot. M for sexual themes.

Ron/Hermione. Ron wakes up in the middle of the night with a slight problem but being on the horcrux hunt he has to deal with a lack of privacy. It turns to an interesting late night conversation. Ron humiliation is always fun right?

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other...don't they? Now appointed Head Boy and Girl, that means they'll be spending a lot of time together. Will they be able to stand each other for their last year of Hogwarts?

R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.

Rose and Scorpius are mates, and that's all they'll ever be, according to Rose at least. That, however, can change any moment... "Get out of my bed you git!"

Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot

**Next gen fic: A Weasley and a Malfoy actually being FRIENDS is strange enough, the idea of them being anything MORE than that is simply preposterous... Isn’t it? Rose/Scorpius-- Through Hogwarts and beyond, their changing relationship. **NOW COMPLETE!**

Rose Weasley has ways to get what she wants and she wants to kiss Scorpius Malfoy.

*"Rose Weasley has a million freckles." "Scorpius Malfoy has a million girlfriends..."* It's funny the little things we notice sometimes. And the things we don't. One-shot. The Rose/Scorpius relationship from others' POV. Fluffy.

Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM

AU as to what happened in the tent after Ron returned in Deathly Hallows. You don't really think they just went to sleep, do you?

Oneshot, ScorpiusRose/ “Scorpius...” And he smiled, even as he continued to kiss her, because it was the first time ever that he actually liked his name.

Next Generation. Scorpius Malfoy is acting strangely. All of Hogwarts is talking about why that could be, except one: Rose Weasley.

5th Year Rose Weasley has a lot of boys in her life; her brother, her cousins and her best friend. When she gets her first boyfriend, they all have opinions. But the one person she looked to for support is reacting the last way she expected. Rose&Scorpius

While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.

She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.

Will it really take a Bludger to the head to make Rose Weasley realise that Scorpius Malfoy was the one who had always been there? Oneshot. RWSM

Hermione & Ron spend the summer together, but the closer they get, the harder it becomes to share her secret plan even though she must. If love really is stronger than hate, as she believes, their feelings for each other may be enough to save them all.

Caught up in a heated conversation, Ron and Hermione share with each other something they had never before thought to offer. Not part of the "All Along" storyline.

Okay,' Ron said, leaning back on his arms, his fingers sinking into the hearthrug they sat on. He watched the fire's shadows flicker across her face. 'You ask first.' Ron and Hermione spend time together asking and answering questions. [RonHermione]

The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.