I'm friends with xXBlissfulCursesXx. I think that pretty much sums up my sanity.

I'm insane and blonde/purple - awesome combination.

Also, love metal!!

MOTORHEAD!!

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Super Sarah:

Super

Amazing

Rad

Amazing

Happy

(Sarah Poem By Curses)

Quotes From Me and My Friends

Teacher: "Now, you know I love you guys - " Almost crying after losing her patients with a class.

Jesse: "Why don't you marry us then!?"

"I-o need-o to-o go-o to the toilet-o." Emma in italian.

"God your you an idiot!" Georgie to Hannah in italian.

"Io non stupido." Hannah grinned.

"You just said "I not stupid"." Emma.

"Shut up."Hannah sulk.

Me: "Do you think I have issues if I constantly think about being in a car accident - I'm not scared of it but I just think about it."

Ellen: "Depends - When do you think about it?"

Hannah "When I'm in the car."

Ellen: "Oh."

Sarah: I'm bleeding blood, Ellen!

Ellen crying when she was absolutely wasted: "Omg Omg OMG!!"

Hannah "We know. Omg Ellen. I can't believe you did this."

Ellen: "Omg! I'm going to die. I can't feel my feet!"

Jess: "Trust me. You've got them."

Ellen: "Omg!! OMG!!" pause "Hi Jess." pauses again. "OMG!"

Ellen (Still drunk): "I need to pee." Walks up the side of a hill/underpass.

Bee: "What's she doing?"

Sarah: "Peeing?"

Ellen: Screams then comes tumbling down the hill.

Bee: "Does she have pants on?"

Ellen: "I'm okay." Stands up.

Sarah: "No." Replys to Bee.

Me and Hannah on the phone.

Sarah: I need to piss like a motherfucker.

Hannah: How do you do that?

Sarah: I'll show you one time.

Hannah: Oh okay.

-Talking about a Port-A-Loo exploding-
Ellen: Just what I always wanted, poo everywhere!!

-On computers in CSI-
Nick: You're super jealous Ben, you know why? Coz I'm fuckin' playing donkey kong, that's why.

-Ben Mitchell writing the name "Ben" on Ellens wall with dirt-
Ben Martyn: Here, I'll help you write your name.
Ben Mitchell: Write your own name!

-Ben Mitchell with straws through his hair so he looked like Pebbles from the Flinstones-
Ben Mitchell: Why'd you call me pebbles? ... Is it coz I had rocks in my hair?

-Randomly-
Ellen: Why, oh, why, oh, sheppards pie.

-Randomly-
Ellen: Beer, beer, the magical drink, the more you drink the less you think.

-At Kingsleys-
Sarah: I'm sorry sir. I cannot serve you, you are too obese.

-In role talking about diseases-
Nick: POLIO'S FOR CRIPPLES!!!

-In the courtyard-
Nick: Fuck off you fuckin' Alaskan Bullworm.

-Sarah sking for a bite of my hotdog-
Sarah: Look, I'm going through a really rough time at the moment and all I want is a bit of sausage.

-In Woolies when a woman was checking Danicas bag and she had her PE shirt on top of her stuff-
Woman: Could you please lift up your shirt?
Danica goes to lift up the shirt she was wearing

-Nick... Like... All the time-
Nick: LAME!

-Nick in CSI playing strip poker on his phone, Ben Mitchell and Sarah having serious conversation-
Nick: Great, now I'm naked.

Hannah, Me and Ellen were all in an elevator and we had just got on with a bunch of women with strollers and some middle aged guy. I all of a sudden go 'hope nobody gets motion sickness!' (like in that e-mail) and Hannah and Ellen have lost it - they started laughing so hard that they were on the floor. Needless to say evenyone tried to get off at the next floor except the poor guy who was stuck in the corner with three teenage girls in hysterics.

One Liners

"I'm so rebley" - Emma.

"What's a cow like you doing on a farm like this?" - Katy

"You are SO shit." Ben when other Ben ran into him and he spilt his noodles.

"I choose to sit like this." Sarah after she stacked walking along the side of the road.

'Cancer in a bottle!!' Me about Aeroguard.

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