Okay so I'm English and that's all ya' need to know about me, you stalkers!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

-Yes I know this is chain-mail

-Yes, I was about nine when I saw this.

-No I'm not taking it down.

-Yes, I am trying to scare the shit out of everyone on this site.

I'm just your average writer/fangirl/complete fandom obsessed twit.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE:

-Harry Potter

-Lord of the Rings

- The Percy Jackson and the Heroes of Olympus series.

-Nico di Angelo. Nuff' said.

-Sherlock

-Doctor Who

-The Mortal Instruments (The books, and I am currently on the first one).

- Dan and Phil

- Pewdiepie

- Outnumbered

- Pierce the Veil

- All Time Low

- Sleeping With Sirens

- MANY, MANY OTHER FANDOMS/ YOUTUBERS

So yeah, I hope you like my crazy stories! Oh and check out Mordretta Pevensie, she's awesome and is writing an AMAZING parody of a Mary-Sue LOTR fanfiction called: Foot Fungus

Update Timetable

This probably won't go according to plan, however I figured I may as well try!

Monday: Twisting Fate- I have up to Chapter Nineteen written, so updates should go to plan until about then. I may have to take down the first seven chapters on here, as I've had character swap and so need to adjust a few things, unless I've already put the swap in place which means they won't be taken down.

Tuesday: My Immortal: A Prep's Story- I'm sure you've all read the horror that My Immortal, which was taken down from Fanfiction.net because it lowered the IQ of the site! Told in the perspective of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia- whatever her name is, this parody is told from the point of view of your average Gryffindor prep! WARNING: Read at your own risk, this is a PARODY! I'm not trolling, and I can certainly use grammar, however in order to retain the authenticity...GRAMMAR IS AT A MINIMUM! (This will not be published till the 27th of Feb. -hopefully- as the content for the first chapter is on my friend's computer and I need to get it off her)

Friday: Just Peachy- This should be an Avengers fanfiction, however I'm not too sure about how I'm going to write it so it may be scrapped.

Saturday: Silencia's Tale- I might re-write the whole thing, as I really want to make some modifications, so don't panic if you can't find the first chapter or so!

Sunday: An Extraordinary Girl- I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS!

And that's all for now folks! Keep your eyes peeled though, as I have many fanfictions I'm dying to write!