Welcome to my profile! For your convenience, this is organized as a FAQ.

Intro

This idea came to me when I was writing a A/N for a Supernatural fanfic, but it got waaaay too big, since I was babbling ‘till I dropped (what?), and after four or five paragraphs of my personal life in the A/N, I decided that the best place to put them would be in my profile (which sucked big time, if you hadn’t had the chance to read it before).

Another thing you should know is that when I say 'fic', I mean 'fanfic'. I know it has a different meaning, but 'fic' is much simpler to say.

The Convulse Revolution Era

The CRE (for shortening) was a revolution that happened in my mind. It’s dated at July 12, 2012, the same day that NASA announced the discovery of a new moon in orbit around Pluto, and it meant the beginning of a new stage in my life. It was when I decided to actually write fanfics, instead of only using my account to bookmark my stories.

Personal Info

Warning: This is rated NRFTKAPMMWMA, which stands for “Not Recommended For The Kidnapers And Pedophiles My Mom Warned Me About”.

Now tell me, did you check to see if all the letters were right? I bet you did it!

Male, mature enough to read M rated fics, tall, dark brown hair, not really short, but I'd never let it go past my shoulders. Dark brown eyes.

Special abilities: Bilingual, good at math, I can do the tongue-wave, I can do a weird thing with my eyes (not that creepy thing with the eyelids), I can put my foot behind my head, and some other moves with my arms that are indescribable.

Culture: I’m Brazilian, graduating in English (that’s why I’m writing all this in English, to practice), and I only shower listening to music.

Fears: Clowns, mannequins, darkness, height, mirrors.

Good Bye!

The title is self-explanatory.

However, I have a gift for you! Google for Funky Bracelet Chick’s Funny Random Sayings. HILARIOUS! If you don’t like it, I’ll eat my hat. Also, there are the Fun Facts waiting for you!

Fun Facts

Did you know that…?

… The order of the planets in the Solar System is Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, a planet that starts with J that for some reason I completely forgot, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune?

… There's a website called lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala dot com (18 "la"s)?

… Not remembering that planet’s name is starting to annoy me?

… Pluto is not a planet anymore?

… I finally searched for the planet, and it’s Jupiter?

… You can’t lick every tooth in your mouth?

… The previous Fun Fact is a lie before doing it?

… If you search for Kelly Shoes in YouTube you’ll find some AMAZING videos, such as Let Me Borrow That Top, I Got Pregnant, Txt Msg Breakup, and No Booty Calls?

… I can only cry in my dreams?

… Stand Up, Sitcom?

… I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does?

… There are 13 Fun Facts in total?

… This number is a guess?

… My guess is right?

If you managed to read everything, congratulations! Have another beer!